Erorus
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This is where I'm sad, basically. Or aggravated. I wanted the customer service line for "life" and ended up here. Sorry.
In other news, holy shit heated seats. Preconditioning your car from your phone. My car has a heat pump -- more heat more pump.
All awesome things, thanks modern cars. Also, you're too quiet, and pretension the seat belt when I forget to turn off ESC in snowy parking lots. You're adorable.
All awesome things, thanks modern cars. Also, you're too quiet, and pretension the seat belt when I forget to turn off ESC in snowy parking lots. You're adorable.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In other news, holy shit heated seats. Preconditioning your car from your phone. My car has a heat pump -- more heat more pump.
All awesome things, thanks modern cars. Also, you're too quiet, and pretension the seat belt when I forget to turn off ESC in snowy parking lots. You're adorable.
All awesome things, thanks modern cars. Also, you're too quiet, and pretension the seat belt when I forget to turn off ESC in snowy parking lots. You're adorable.
I found this in her room today. (Yes, we're still cleaning out the house, still taking home boxes of books she left me.) This, from one of her many scattered journals, spoke to me unexpectedly.
10/19/07
"It's 2 o'clock in the morning + I'm standing in the middle of my room in a daze." (1/5)
10/19/07
"It's 2 o'clock in the morning + I'm standing in the middle of my room in a daze." (1/5)
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I found this in her room today. (Yes, we're still cleaning out the house, still taking home boxes of books she left me.) This, from one of her many scattered journals, spoke to me unexpectedly.
10/19/07
"It's 2 o'clock in the morning + I'm standing in the middle of my room in a daze." (1/5)
10/19/07
"It's 2 o'clock in the morning + I'm standing in the middle of my room in a daze." (1/5)
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The early internet was wild
July 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The early internet was wild
It seems that online shopping status emails have been updated for the ADD generation. My inbox:
Vendor, Sun: Thank you for your purchase!
Vendor, Mon: Your order tracking info!
FedEx, Mon: Scheduled for delivery tomorrow
FedEx, Mon: On the way
Vendor, Mon: Arriving soon!
...
Vendor, Sun: Thank you for your purchase!
Vendor, Mon: Your order tracking info!
FedEx, Mon: Scheduled for delivery tomorrow
FedEx, Mon: On the way
Vendor, Mon: Arriving soon!
...
July 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It seems that online shopping status emails have been updated for the ADD generation. My inbox:
Vendor, Sun: Thank you for your purchase!
Vendor, Mon: Your order tracking info!
FedEx, Mon: Scheduled for delivery tomorrow
FedEx, Mon: On the way
Vendor, Mon: Arriving soon!
...
Vendor, Sun: Thank you for your purchase!
Vendor, Mon: Your order tracking info!
FedEx, Mon: Scheduled for delivery tomorrow
FedEx, Mon: On the way
Vendor, Mon: Arriving soon!
...
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hey every single journalist who still uses twitter as your primary site, does the fact that the chatbot is promoting the Final Solution rise to the level of a news story or no
stop making this the global hub for news communication
stop making this the global hub for news communication
July 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
hey every single journalist who still uses twitter as your primary site, does the fact that the chatbot is promoting the Final Solution rise to the level of a news story or no
stop making this the global hub for news communication
stop making this the global hub for news communication
This weekend, Oliver twice woke me up with squawking when I meant to sleep in.
So, I was wrong. 🦜📣
So, I was wrong. 🦜📣
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This weekend, Oliver twice woke me up with squawking when I meant to sleep in.
So, I was wrong. 🦜📣
So, I was wrong. 🦜📣
Missing you today, Spaceboo.
open.spotify.com/playlist/5rZ...
"and all she keeps inside isn't on the label..."
open.spotify.com/playlist/5rZ...
"and all she keeps inside isn't on the label..."
Birthday Cat, Spaceboo Edition
Playlist · Elizabeth Bohan · 48 items · 1 saves
open.spotify.com
May 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Missing you today, Spaceboo.
open.spotify.com/playlist/5rZ...
"and all she keeps inside isn't on the label..."
open.spotify.com/playlist/5rZ...
"and all she keeps inside isn't on the label..."
I can never decide whether I'm glad or scared when I see others wearing masks in public.
Are you sick or considerate? SICK OR CONSIDERATE?!
Are you sick or considerate? SICK OR CONSIDERATE?!
May 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I can never decide whether I'm glad or scared when I see others wearing masks in public.
Are you sick or considerate? SICK OR CONSIDERATE?!
Are you sick or considerate? SICK OR CONSIDERATE?!
Just made a super satisfying sequential circuit in #OxygenNotIncluded with a half-dozen SR latches and a bunch of gates, triggering in a loop for a single game tick, to activate 5 conveyor shut-offs one at a time.
Shit, what time is it?
Shit, what time is it?
May 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Just made a super satisfying sequential circuit in #OxygenNotIncluded with a half-dozen SR latches and a bunch of gates, triggering in a loop for a single game tick, to activate 5 conveyor shut-offs one at a time.
Shit, what time is it?
Shit, what time is it?
I drove the Evo only 730 miles in the past *year*. Why do I still have it?
I mean, it is orange and loud and stupid fun sometimes, but still.
I mean, it is orange and loud and stupid fun sometimes, but still.
May 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I drove the Evo only 730 miles in the past *year*. Why do I still have it?
I mean, it is orange and loud and stupid fun sometimes, but still.
I mean, it is orange and loud and stupid fun sometimes, but still.
@ricksteves.bsky.social Thanks for coming to Scranton tonight! Enjoyed it all, but especially the point about walls and bridges. Thanks for sharing your experiences with us.
May 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@ricksteves.bsky.social Thanks for coming to Scranton tonight! Enjoyed it all, but especially the point about walls and bridges. Thanks for sharing your experiences with us.
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ME: It’s taco time! The time for tacos. The time chosen specifically to eat tacos!
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
April 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ME: It’s taco time! The time for tacos. The time chosen specifically to eat tacos!
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
Today I did laundry, vacuumed two cars, changed the oil in the snowblower to put it away, and installed two replacement outdoor light fixtures, which included the use of a giant masonry drill bit named "Diablo."
This makes up for months of unproductive weekends, and credits me a few more, I think.
This makes up for months of unproductive weekends, and credits me a few more, I think.
April 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Today I did laundry, vacuumed two cars, changed the oil in the snowblower to put it away, and installed two replacement outdoor light fixtures, which included the use of a giant masonry drill bit named "Diablo."
This makes up for months of unproductive weekends, and credits me a few more, I think.
This makes up for months of unproductive weekends, and credits me a few more, I think.
Why are people loud at home. Be respectful of your neighbors, cultivate a peaceful space. Use your inside voice. I don't want to hear you from inside my house.
Thus concludes my privileged suburban whining. Yes, I do have a front yard, backyard, driveway, AND garage, how'd you guess?
Thus concludes my privileged suburban whining. Yes, I do have a front yard, backyard, driveway, AND garage, how'd you guess?
April 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why are people loud at home. Be respectful of your neighbors, cultivate a peaceful space. Use your inside voice. I don't want to hear you from inside my house.
Thus concludes my privileged suburban whining. Yes, I do have a front yard, backyard, driveway, AND garage, how'd you guess?
Thus concludes my privileged suburban whining. Yes, I do have a front yard, backyard, driveway, AND garage, how'd you guess?