Elizabeth Sandifer
@eruditorumpress.com
Writer of Last War in Albion, Neoreaction a Basilisk, and TARDIS Eruditorum. Anarcho-occultist. The girl your mother lacked the imagination to warn you about.
This fucking ghoulish dipshit wants to talk to us about strength.
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 AM
This fucking ghoulish dipshit wants to talk to us about strength.
I’m sorry, wait, New York charges the mayor $9 to be able to exercise his powers?
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I’m sorry, wait, New York charges the mayor $9 to be able to exercise his powers?
You’ve gotta wonder what the redacted bits say if this is the stuff they’re willing to release.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You’ve gotta wonder what the redacted bits say if this is the stuff they’re willing to release.
Requires the sub-headline, but I’ve always thought this was a classic of their 90s edgelording era.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Requires the sub-headline, but I’ve always thought this was a classic of their 90s edgelording era.
Legitimate jump scare at this photo of Michael and Susan Dell.
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Legitimate jump scare at this photo of Michael and Susan Dell.
A rough stab at how I might have approached this, with a rough goal of "handle it in a way that the student will not have a leg to stand on if she complains."
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A rough stab at how I might have approached this, with a rough goal of "handle it in a way that the student will not have a leg to stand on if she complains."
This is an open and shut case; the essay screenshotted below flatly does not fulfill this assignment. Even if I decided to treat the Bible as a valid source for this purpose, this does not actually do the thing the assignment was asking for.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is an open and shut case; the essay screenshotted below flatly does not fulfill this assignment. Even if I decided to treat the Bible as a valid source for this purpose, this does not actually do the thing the assignment was asking for.
Oh yeah I have one of these too. Set in upstate New York, but shot in our abandoned mental institution, which was at the forefront of such treatments as electroshock therapy and frontal lobotomy.
(For an appallingly rich town in Fairfield County I grew up in a really fucked up place)
(For an appallingly rich town in Fairfield County I grew up in a really fucked up place)
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh yeah I have one of these too. Set in upstate New York, but shot in our abandoned mental institution, which was at the forefront of such treatments as electroshock therapy and frontal lobotomy.
(For an appallingly rich town in Fairfield County I grew up in a really fucked up place)
(For an appallingly rich town in Fairfield County I grew up in a really fucked up place)
A movie that takes place where you’re from (vibe-kill edition)
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (vibe-kill edition)
I want to smash the faces
Of those beautiful boys
Those Christian boys
So you can make me cum
That doesn't make you Jesus
Of those beautiful boys
Those Christian boys
So you can make me cum
That doesn't make you Jesus
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I want to smash the faces
Of those beautiful boys
Those Christian boys
So you can make me cum
That doesn't make you Jesus
Of those beautiful boys
Those Christian boys
So you can make me cum
That doesn't make you Jesus
The stupid replies begin. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The stupid replies begin. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...
Absolute lol at Louis CK’s novel showing up in a little free library four days after release.
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Absolute lol at Louis CK’s novel showing up in a little free library four days after release.
The thing about Nuzzi is that I absolutely get doing ludicrously self-destructive shit for no other reason than desire, but you have to accept the destruction. The life you were living before you did the most outlandishly stupid thing imaginable is over now. Change your name and get a desk job.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The thing about Nuzzi is that I absolutely get doing ludicrously self-destructive shit for no other reason than desire, but you have to accept the destruction. The life you were living before you did the most outlandishly stupid thing imaginable is over now. Change your name and get a desk job.
Stereogum is doing “eighty artists pick their favorite Neil Young song,” and gosh, you don’t say.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Stereogum is doing “eighty artists pick their favorite Neil Young song,” and gosh, you don’t say.
The Bandril Ambassador, on the other hand, went for Curtis Silwa.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The Bandril Ambassador, on the other hand, went for Curtis Silwa.
The Borad has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The Borad has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Even for David Brooks this is stupid, but at least revealing in its violent lack of imagination.
To my mind, and I think this largely obvious, Trump is bitter proof that postmodernists were correct about how the world works.
To my mind, and I think this largely obvious, Trump is bitter proof that postmodernists were correct about how the world works.
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Even for David Brooks this is stupid, but at least revealing in its violent lack of imagination.
To my mind, and I think this largely obvious, Trump is bitter proof that postmodernists were correct about how the world works.
To my mind, and I think this largely obvious, Trump is bitter proof that postmodernists were correct about how the world works.
Looks like my job's still safe.
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Looks like my job's still safe.
Video games are not jumping puzzles about imaginary planets goddammit.
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Video games are not jumping puzzles about imaginary planets goddammit.
You ever just see an entire book you wrote successfully condensed to a single sentence? (By @dennycarter.bsky.social)
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You ever just see an entire book you wrote successfully condensed to a single sentence? (By @dennycarter.bsky.social)
New Friday record and good luck charm.
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
New Friday record and good luck charm.
This is not the face of a wellness nut.
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is not the face of a wellness nut.