Eryn
@eryn.bsky.social
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Venomous, egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal. Wait, that's a platypus. Fan of compound adjectives. I buy & sell antiques & vintage & am a hobby ceramic artist. Rural, progressive mom of 2 adult trans kids. Loves rocks & mushrooms.
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I have reached the part of photographing things I've made where I am sick to death at looking at things I have made.
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How overwhelmed by the sound I was reminded me to go take my meds though, that was nice I guess
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That guy was here last Thursday AND blocked my car in. I wanted to fight him.
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Hello, are you a cat or running on cat software?
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I was dreaming a little kid was showing me his collection of tiny things, one of my favorite things!

My brain finally figured out that the sounds of him showing me his treasures were actually the sounds of my cat rifling through my now-open jewelry box for things to pilfer. Not a favorite thing!
A male snowshoe Siamese cat with big blue eyes & a soul full of mischief has been wrapped up in packaging paper so he looks a bit like a burrito.
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Like an inch away from seeing the landlord in a top hat walking away with big bags with big dollar signs on them
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*WHY that building, ugh. Only the posts that break containment ever have typos in them
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Tuesdays be like:
merlink.bsky.social
How is this only the 3rd inning?!?
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We wondered what THAT building specifically & I think we know exactly why, now.
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I want the bunnies to share their hutch with the bobcat & the bobcat has been very amenable to the idea but the bunnies keep screaming & running away & being rude

They won't sit down for a civil conversation with the bobcat at all

Why are the bunnies being so mean to me & my bobcat pal? 😢
allisonbetus.bsky.social
You can't peacefully coexist with bigots

Bigots don't want to peacefully coexist

Bigots want to enhance their status & self-esteem by harming others

If they can't openly get their fix, they'll seek sly ways of harming others & play it in the victims' face

This playbook is ancient, folks
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I like Bluesky & I don't want to migrate to another site but the owners seem to have a pattern of taking minority users for granted.

Unless leadership has a word with itself & corrects course, bigots will keep manufacturing conflict for attention+💰 & Bluesky will eventually become diet Xitter
eryn.bsky.social
We ask for help in the vocabulary we have. We answer in the vocabulary we have.

Sending Dolly & her family so much love. Please, we are full up on bad news. I know she misses her husband terribly & I hate that for her. I still think missing my grampa is what took my gramma.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
eryn.bsky.social
Hi lovelies! If anybody is interested in following & supporting my feed I've started for my artist in residency application, I'd really appreciate the love & encouragement <3

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An apple & peach bowl I made in the pottery studio, to play with my underglaze pens. I loved how the speckled clay worked on the apple.
A scene showcasing a ceramic apple bowl thrown on a pottery wheel & then shaped. It has a tiny stem. The rim is red mimicking the skin of an apple & the speckle clay is only glazed with transparent, to mimic the flesh of an apple. Two seeds are hand drawn in glaze at the bottom. Behind the apple bowl is a figurine of a gnome feeding a mouse & in the foreground are two small red apples. A photo of the same apple bowl & gnome music box from the previous photo but viewed from above. There is also a bowl shaped like a peach, with a hand drawn pit on the bottom of the bowl.
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Stupid regular full-time bills & responsibilities 😭
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The tech said they hadn't heard of that problem yet, but then when she was checking where the lot number was on the tubes she had there for me, the tube she grabbed randomly was super loose & leaked when she gently squeezed it.

They're replacing them for free, which is a good incentive to call.
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Spent the $$$ on the flea meds for the cats to finish off this terrible flea season for good & 2 of the $$ tubes weren't crimped right & the liquid shot back onto ME instead of the cat😭

Of course it was with the two least agreeable cats.

Called in the lot # so the vet would know something's up
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I worked the 2010 census under Obama in a rural red area with no cell coverage. I was contacted to run a census area as management for 2020 & there wasn't enough money in the world to do it in the even crazier red area & a crazier time. God knows what 2030 will look like.
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Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.
eryn.bsky.social
If there was a book given out as a promo at McDonald's, that was my window into a show lol
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Because we were so rural, my only exposure to the majority of TV shows & kids properties was through the rush job books that they would put out, which led to some pretty confusing & incorrect assumptions.
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My dad always said the average person only really has about a 6 foot eyeline. 3 feet above their eyes & 3 feet below their eyes.

Now he was born before Google & had a lot of dubious facts ;) but I've seen this play out & it's a good reminder to widen our awareness.
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Oh no, I forgot the preserved fig with my entree!

Whatever I'm wearing, it's fabulous & I'm probably never going to fit into it ever again 💃
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Let's start me with a lobster Louie & a Cuba libre. Let's do a round of oysters for the table.

Then the fried tenderloin with apples, mashed potatoes & gravy, & candied sweet potatoes. With an orange blossom.

THEN the caramel custard cup & a coffee w/creme de cacao for dessert.

I'm going all in!
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I'd been wanting to build a flower press & saw one at the thrift store missing some fittings. Trip to the hardware store & a whopping $2.50 later & I have an expandable vintage flower press for $7.50!

My husband picked new larger washers to spread the pressure to protect the corners #ErynThrifts
A gray kitty, who is a notorious plastic bag biter, checks out the little parts bag from the hardware store and the wooden flower press. The press has a Goodwill sticker with a $4.99 price on it. The vintage flower press disassembled. It is decorated with a pansy motif & says Flower & Leaf Press by Woodkrafter Kits in a vintage style. Below it is a pile of hardware, bolts, wingnuts & washers. Next to it is a typed & risographed copy of the typed directions. The fully reassembled press, with the new larger washers. A screenshot of a shopping page showing flower presses ranging in price priced at $29, $38 & $50.
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@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Have a 100 people tagged you in this yet? lol bsky.app/profile/comp...
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eryn.bsky.social
Let's call the deep REM sleep nap I got productive so I can say I did something

Well it's almost a new day so