Eryn
@erynsoup.bsky.social
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
Good lord the end of Lions/Steelers was the absolute worst kind of ref ball. Infuriating to watch.
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Good lord the end of Lions/Steelers was the absolute worst kind of ref ball. Infuriating to watch.
I really hate Carl Cheffers.
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I really hate Carl Cheffers.
What are the odds that he lives to see this "ballroom"
Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
October 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What are the odds that he lives to see this "ballroom"
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I can’t get my head around people being arrested for protesting against a genocide.
October 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I can’t get my head around people being arrested for protesting against a genocide.
Patriarchy is fundamentally an anti-social system. It seeks to rips apart the foundations of community.
October 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Patriarchy is fundamentally an anti-social system. It seeks to rips apart the foundations of community.
First few days of October have been 90 degrees so I am once again asking someone clever to coin a term for when unreasonably warm weather sends one into a climate change doom spiral
October 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
First few days of October have been 90 degrees so I am once again asking someone clever to coin a term for when unreasonably warm weather sends one into a climate change doom spiral
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JD Vance's Big Lie about undocumented immigrants and health care has been debunked a million times in a week.
I unpack the deeper message of this lie.
Vance is betting MAGA would rather lose their own health care than see a single immigrant get it.
www.salon.com/2025/10/03/j...
I unpack the deeper message of this lie.
Vance is betting MAGA would rather lose their own health care than see a single immigrant get it.
www.salon.com/2025/10/03/j...
JD Vance's shutdown bet: MAGA loves racism more than health care
The vice president's argument assumes it’s better for millions to lose coverage than for one immigrant to gain it
www.salon.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
JD Vance's Big Lie about undocumented immigrants and health care has been debunked a million times in a week.
I unpack the deeper message of this lie.
Vance is betting MAGA would rather lose their own health care than see a single immigrant get it.
www.salon.com/2025/10/03/j...
I unpack the deeper message of this lie.
Vance is betting MAGA would rather lose their own health care than see a single immigrant get it.
www.salon.com/2025/10/03/j...
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
If you have a male partner, ask yourself if he would be a good caregiver if anything happened to you.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you have a male partner, ask yourself if he would be a good caregiver if anything happened to you.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
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This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
Elon: DT is in the Epstein files
Me: and how do you know that, bud
Me: and how do you know that, bud
September 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Elon: DT is in the Epstein files
Me: and how do you know that, bud
Me: and how do you know that, bud
Jeff Bezos makes $8 million an HOUR.
Shop (or don't) Prime Days accordingly.
Shop (or don't) Prime Days accordingly.
September 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Jeff Bezos makes $8 million an HOUR.
Shop (or don't) Prime Days accordingly.
Shop (or don't) Prime Days accordingly.
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I'm beginning to think the endless right-wing focus on letting comedians make transphobic, sexist, violent, racist jokes without professional consequences wasn't about protecting the freedom to make jokes.
September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm beginning to think the endless right-wing focus on letting comedians make transphobic, sexist, violent, racist jokes without professional consequences wasn't about protecting the freedom to make jokes.
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95 democrats, including @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social voted to "honor" the life of charlie kirk, who called for joe biden to be killed and said black women like justice ketanji brown jackson are unqualified affirmative action hires.
shame.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
shame.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
95 democrats, including @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social voted to "honor" the life of charlie kirk, who called for joe biden to be killed and said black women like justice ketanji brown jackson are unqualified affirmative action hires.
shame.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
shame.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
Between the CTE, the Charlie Kirk tributes and maga politics, and the dogshit officiating, it's increasingly hard to feel good about being an NFL fan
September 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Between the CTE, the Charlie Kirk tributes and maga politics, and the dogshit officiating, it's increasingly hard to feel good about being an NFL fan
So tush push is just a way to get away with false starts apparently
September 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So tush push is just a way to get away with false starts apparently
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
After Charlie Kirk's death, teachers and professors nationwide fired or disciplined over social media posts
At least a dozen faculty and staff have faced fallout over insensitive comments online.
www.nbcnews.com
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
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When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.
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Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
The assassination of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk marks a watershed moment in a surge of US political violence, one that some experts fear will inflame an already-fractured country and inspire more unrest reut.rs/41PWH4l
Nation on edge: Experts warn of “vicious spiral" in political violence after Kirk killing
The assassination of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk marks a watershed moment in a surge of U.S. political violence, one that some experts fear will inflame an already-fractured country and inspire more unrest.
reut.rs
September 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
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Information environment has reached its grotesque conclusion in that there is a very real killer out there who has not been identified, apprehended, or investigated, a detail practically inconsequential to nearly every commentator’s purposes.
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Information environment has reached its grotesque conclusion in that there is a very real killer out there who has not been identified, apprehended, or investigated, a detail practically inconsequential to nearly every commentator’s purposes.
30% of fans leaving with 9 mins left in the game is why Buffalo fans don't deserve a Lombardi. 💅
September 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
30% of fans leaving with 9 mins left in the game is why Buffalo fans don't deserve a Lombardi. 💅
The 21st century Nuremberg trials are going to be lit and most of the evidence will just be screenshots of tweets.
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
September 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The 21st century Nuremberg trials are going to be lit and most of the evidence will just be screenshots of tweets.