Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin
@esaeger.bsky.social
Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.
Wait, J&J added cancer-causing benzene to Neutrogena and Aveeno sunscreens because their biggest profits come from their cancer drugs? Well OBVIOUSLY they were nostalgic for the good old days, when they put cancer-causing asbestos in baby powder for 52 years. You know how it goes, right? Jeez!
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wait, J&J added cancer-causing benzene to Neutrogena and Aveeno sunscreens because their biggest profits come from their cancer drugs? Well OBVIOUSLY they were nostalgic for the good old days, when they put cancer-causing asbestos in baby powder for 52 years. You know how it goes, right? Jeez!
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997