Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin
@esaeger.bsky.social
Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.
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The holidays are coming, so buy my new book for everyone on your gift list, that'd be great! It's a wide-ranging examination of "political Twitter culture," radical economics, non-corporate news media, and why corporate social media is dying.
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Ha ha, look at this, 38 clams from Zuck for getting in on that class action privacy-invasion lawsuit a few years ago, it's actually legitimate, I just threw it at the cable bill and it took! 🤣🤣🤣😹
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ha ha, look at this, 38 clams from Zuck for getting in on that class action privacy-invasion lawsuit a few years ago, it's actually legitimate, I just threw it at the cable bill and it took! 🤣🤣🤣😹
JFC, I'll worry about "left-wing fascist violence" when I see an army of Humanities undergrads in kitty hats driving around downtown Arlington, Texas in rainbow-painted Humvees, beating up any redneck who shows up with a gun. Get a fuckin grip, Hitler would have run as a Republican.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
JFC, I'll worry about "left-wing fascist violence" when I see an army of Humanities undergrads in kitty hats driving around downtown Arlington, Texas in rainbow-painted Humvees, beating up any redneck who shows up with a gun. Get a fuckin grip, Hitler would have run as a Republican.
TMZ sucks up to Trump with big-font headline touting his positive reception at championship game in Miami, a shithole state whose cities have 287(g) agreements with ICE that allow local law enforcement officers to act as ICE agents. The orange loon reposted it on Truth Social of course.
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
TMZ sucks up to Trump with big-font headline touting his positive reception at championship game in Miami, a shithole state whose cities have 287(g) agreements with ICE that allow local law enforcement officers to act as ICE agents. The orange loon reposted it on Truth Social of course.
After *yet another* ICE murder of a protester that was caught on film, Republican nitwits are getting a completely false, entirely different story than literally every other person on the planet. Seriously, they're as brain-damaged as flat earthers. Unbelievable.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
After *yet another* ICE murder of a protester that was caught on film, Republican nitwits are getting a completely false, entirely different story than literally every other person on the planet. Seriously, they're as brain-damaged as flat earthers. Unbelievable.
"[They] voted for more brutalization of our neighbors, more kidnapping of our children, more trampling of our rights, and more murder from this government. The House had a clear opportunity today to impose meaningful restrictions on ICE and Border Patrol, and it failed."
[indivisible/Mastodon]
[indivisible/Mastodon]
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"[They] voted for more brutalization of our neighbors, more kidnapping of our children, more trampling of our rights, and more murder from this government. The House had a clear opportunity today to impose meaningful restrictions on ICE and Border Patrol, and it failed."
[indivisible/Mastodon]
[indivisible/Mastodon]
"We are not amused," growled the Dementor, as Snape and Bellatrix fucked and fucked.
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
"We are not amused," growled the Dementor, as Snape and Bellatrix fucked and fucked.
No denying it, Matt Taibbi is a right-wing douche. He reposts Trump's Truth Social bullshit more often than Rudy Giuliani does. Just... pathetic.
January 22, 2026 at 9:55 PM
No denying it, Matt Taibbi is a right-wing douche. He reposts Trump's Truth Social bullshit more often than Rudy Giuliani does. Just... pathetic.
Matt Taibbi, who thinks having Twitter being taken over by racists makes a good balance to Bluesky, and has no fucking clue that Nostr will never be part of the Fediverse so it's stupid to take it seriously for one fucking second?
Matt Taibbi, the sexual assaulter?
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Matt Taibbi, who thinks having Twitter being taken over by racists makes a good balance to Bluesky, and has no fucking clue that Nostr will never be part of the Fediverse so it's stupid to take it seriously for one fucking second?
"The bus isn't being driven over a cliff by a chimpanzee who wants to get all the bananas! It *isn't*!"
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"The bus isn't being driven over a cliff by a chimpanzee who wants to get all the bananas! It *isn't*!"
Jfc this country gets more hilarious every second: They're sending ICE to make sure people don't start merengue-dancing or something during the Super Bowl halftime show. 🤣
[Annual_Performer7210/Reddit]
[Annual_Performer7210/Reddit]
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Jfc this country gets more hilarious every second: They're sending ICE to make sure people don't start merengue-dancing or something during the Super Bowl halftime show. 🤣
[Annual_Performer7210/Reddit]
[Annual_Performer7210/Reddit]
Totally man, when have we heard from Pedophile Serial Killers Against Flesh-Eating Bacteria Prevention Research? Never, that's when!
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Totally man, when have we heard from Pedophile Serial Killers Against Flesh-Eating Bacteria Prevention Research? Never, that's when!
We talked before about how it was massively stupid for Gavin Newsom to bring Ben Shapiro - perennial winner of the Most Punchable Face On Planet Earth award - onto his pathetic show. Lots of clips making the rounds, here's one of the worst.
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 PM
We talked before about how it was massively stupid for Gavin Newsom to bring Ben Shapiro - perennial winner of the Most Punchable Face On Planet Earth award - onto his pathetic show. Lots of clips making the rounds, here's one of the worst.
Instant classic, Natalie may have blown it with the Israel support but you have to admit she's still got it.
What do I think? The ICE thing is a Miller invention and the old pedo rubber-stamped it just to energize his racist base (you know, Republicans). Greenland is just Epstein distraction.
What do I think? The ICE thing is a Miller invention and the old pedo rubber-stamped it just to energize his racist base (you know, Republicans). Greenland is just Epstein distraction.
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Instant classic, Natalie may have blown it with the Israel support but you have to admit she's still got it.
What do I think? The ICE thing is a Miller invention and the old pedo rubber-stamped it just to energize his racist base (you know, Republicans). Greenland is just Epstein distraction.
What do I think? The ICE thing is a Miller invention and the old pedo rubber-stamped it just to energize his racist base (you know, Republicans). Greenland is just Epstein distraction.
*burp* Wait, I've got one guys: If the ICE Notskis are so worried about illegal immigrants working at Target, maybe they should round up Target's board members and C-suite "workers" and waterboard them until they confess, you know? No?
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
*burp* Wait, I've got one guys: If the ICE Notskis are so worried about illegal immigrants working at Target, maybe they should round up Target's board members and C-suite "workers" and waterboard them until they confess, you know? No?
You knew it was coming: Non-MAGA normies start taking cues from anti-fascist/anti-racist militant groups and arm themselves, so right-wing cowards start having a real deep think about the 2nd Amendment. Sorry Eric, guys like you and your "tough guy" Jake Lang bought the ticket, enjoy the ride. 😊
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
You knew it was coming: Non-MAGA normies start taking cues from anti-fascist/anti-racist militant groups and arm themselves, so right-wing cowards start having a real deep think about the 2nd Amendment. Sorry Eric, guys like you and your "tough guy" Jake Lang bought the ticket, enjoy the ride. 😊
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Fuck Byron Donalds, fuck ICE, arrest everyone who works for the agency.
Rep. Byron Donalds on the legacy of MLK Jr: "If you disagree, speak very clearly with your disagreement but don't go after officers. Don't intimidate them. Don't try to dox them and their families. That does not live up to the legacy of Dr King. Not one bit."
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Fuck Byron Donalds, fuck ICE, arrest everyone who works for the agency.
"I can't lie to you about your chances. But you have my sympathies."
- Ash, "Alien"
- Ash, "Alien"
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"I can't lie to you about your chances. But you have my sympathies."
- Ash, "Alien"
- Ash, "Alien"
Not paywalled: Who will declare war on ICE?
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Who Will Declare War on ICE: Martin Luther King and the Broken Feminist Movement
Whenever I’m doing adulting I always tell people “Come to me with solutions, not problems,” you know? So with MLK Day approaching on…
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January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Not paywalled: Who will declare war on ICE?
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Not paywalled: The coming declaration of war against ICE and Trump
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Who Will Declare War on ICE: Martin Luther King and the Broken Feminist Movement
Whenever I’m doing adulting I always tell people “Come to me with solutions, not problems,” you know? So with MLK Day approaching on…
medium.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Not paywalled: The coming declaration of war against ICE and Trump
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Not paywalled: The End Is Near For Trump, One Way or Another
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The End Is Near For Trump, One Way or Another
The “Trump is dying” theory seemed kind of dumb to me until yesterday. But no, it’s not about the black blotch on his hand.
I don’t even…
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January 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Not paywalled: The End Is Near For Trump, One Way or Another
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Stop shopping, stop working and understand that you live in a war-torn banana republic already.
January 16, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Stop shopping, stop working and understand that you live in a war-torn banana republic already.
Jfc wtf for? The Democrats are seriously chasing the Limbaugh Youth vote? Wtf is wrong with this friggin imbecile?
January 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Jfc wtf for? The Democrats are seriously chasing the Limbaugh Youth vote? Wtf is wrong with this friggin imbecile?
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