Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin
@esaeger.bsky.social
Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.
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My Year In The Online Left: Saeger, Eric W: 9781732583559: Amazon.com: Books
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The holidays are coming, so buy my new book for everyone on your gift list, that'd be great! It's a wide-ranging examination of "political Twitter culture," radical economics, non-corporate news media, and why corporate social media is dying.
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Just saying, I'd be down for "tarantula sex" right now (bedmate hasn't shaved in months and has eight arms)
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just saying, I'd be down for "tarantula sex" right now (bedmate hasn't shaved in months and has eight arms)
Oh Jethro Tull, you're so cool playing a flute while standing on one leg, when did you decide to become the king of court jester bands
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh Jethro Tull, you're so cool playing a flute while standing on one leg, when did you decide to become the king of court jester bands
Older gals: Posting a YouTube of Juice Newton's "Playin' With The Queen Of Hearts" won't attract younger guys who want a woman who was hip in the 1980s and older guys will automatically assume your car smells like a combination of clean rosewater and Pall Malls.
(it's ok, I already got shit for it)
(it's ok, I already got shit for it)
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Older gals: Posting a YouTube of Juice Newton's "Playin' With The Queen Of Hearts" won't attract younger guys who want a woman who was hip in the 1980s and older guys will automatically assume your car smells like a combination of clean rosewater and Pall Malls.
(it's ok, I already got shit for it)
(it's ok, I already got shit for it)
Sitting here bored waiting at stupid Jiffy Lube and it just occurred to me that my hairy online friends who are big into hemp are 100% right, like we should grow our own "plastic" type material and stop extracting fossil fuel but we don't because psychopaths own the country. Fuckin hate it here.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sitting here bored waiting at stupid Jiffy Lube and it just occurred to me that my hairy online friends who are big into hemp are 100% right, like we should grow our own "plastic" type material and stop extracting fossil fuel but we don't because psychopaths own the country. Fuckin hate it here.
Has there ever been a more ignored popup window in internet history than "Please Help To Improve Google?"
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Has there ever been a more ignored popup window in internet history than "Please Help To Improve Google?"
Finally had a few minutes to sound off about wealth inequality, not paywalled.
"John Lennon Wasn’t Your Friend."
medium.com/p/john-lenno...
"John Lennon Wasn’t Your Friend."
medium.com/p/john-lenno...
John Lennon Wasn’t Your Friend
My friends and column-readers have often seen me tool on Steely Dan, a duo whose music I call frat boy pseudo-jazz, but I stopped hating…
medium.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Finally had a few minutes to sound off about wealth inequality, not paywalled.
"John Lennon Wasn’t Your Friend."
medium.com/p/john-lenno...
"John Lennon Wasn’t Your Friend."
medium.com/p/john-lenno...
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Watching network TV is like why is this show is still on..like all of them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Watching network TV is like why is this show is still on..like all of them.
When Anthrax was a relevant band they had a few acronyms they always used for no reason at all. One of them was "BOON," which stands for "Bringer Of Old News." That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that this lily-livered also-ran finally felt safe to diss the Democraps.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When Anthrax was a relevant band they had a few acronyms they always used for no reason at all. One of them was "BOON," which stands for "Bringer Of Old News." That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that this lily-livered also-ran finally felt safe to diss the Democraps.
ICYMI
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ICYMI
The only thing standing in the way of utopia is a tiny group of nepotistic elites who believe they should somehow own and manage that utopia. They're doing everything they can to prevent what's coming after the "Information Age." They can't understand that theirs is the breed that's doomed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The only thing standing in the way of utopia is a tiny group of nepotistic elites who believe they should somehow own and manage that utopia. They're doing everything they can to prevent what's coming after the "Information Age." They can't understand that theirs is the breed that's doomed.
Well yes if you're seriously asking, owing to the fact that I have no ass I occasionally consider buying Spongebob and Hot Wheels underwear in boys age 8-12 sizes
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Well yes if you're seriously asking, owing to the fact that I have no ass I occasionally consider buying Spongebob and Hot Wheels underwear in boys age 8-12 sizes
Happy 4th Thursday of November however you observe it (or not). Cheers all!
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Happy 4th Thursday of November however you observe it (or not). Cheers all!
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These Twats are all for giving our money away to the rich & the Zionists. But, regular Americans can forget about it. Wolves in sheep’s clothing. Lest their dividends take a hit.
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
Full list of Democrats voting to condemn socialism as Zohran Mamdani comes to town
The House of Representatives voted on a resolution condemning socialism ahead of President Trump's meeting with Zohran Mamdani.
www.newsweek.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
These Twats are all for giving our money away to the rich & the Zionists. But, regular Americans can forget about it. Wolves in sheep’s clothing. Lest their dividends take a hit.
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
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Trump is finding the degree of racist shit that white America won't laugh off.
For perspective, the last time a majority of white people voted for a Democratic candidate for president was in 1964 for Lyndon Johnson.
Generic Ballot Polling Among White Voters:
🔵 Democrats: 50%
🔴 Republicans: 46%
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
🔵 Democrats: 50%
🔴 Republicans: 46%
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Trump is finding the degree of racist shit that white America won't laugh off.
The ultra-rich of previous generations had striking workers murdered but built public museums and such so that at least everyday citizens were interesting to talk to. Today's bored (and boring) oligarchs give us nothing but cynical monochrome conformity and pedo scandals.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The ultra-rich of previous generations had striking workers murdered but built public museums and such so that at least everyday citizens were interesting to talk to. Today's bored (and boring) oligarchs give us nothing but cynical monochrome conformity and pedo scandals.
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Wait, J&J added cancer-causing benzene to Neutrogena and Aveeno sunscreens because their biggest profits come from their cancer drugs? Well OBVIOUSLY they were nostalgic for the good old days, when they put cancer-causing asbestos in baby powder for 52 years. You know how it goes, right? Jeez!
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wait, J&J added cancer-causing benzene to Neutrogena and Aveeno sunscreens because their biggest profits come from their cancer drugs? Well OBVIOUSLY they were nostalgic for the good old days, when they put cancer-causing asbestos in baby powder for 52 years. You know how it goes, right? Jeez!
Meanwhile, this is literally what the troglodytes are seeing at Truth Social.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Meanwhile, this is literally what the troglodytes are seeing at Truth Social.
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“Hey Megyn Kelly, I'm Eloise & I'm 14y”
“kids my age aren't supposed to be the ones correcting you. We're not supposed to be the moral compass in a room full of adults who should have known better. But here we are“
”You're protecting the predator! & you shouldn't need a freshman to tell you that.”
“kids my age aren't supposed to be the ones correcting you. We're not supposed to be the moral compass in a room full of adults who should have known better. But here we are“
”You're protecting the predator! & you shouldn't need a freshman to tell you that.”
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“Hey Megyn Kelly, I'm Eloise & I'm 14y”
“kids my age aren't supposed to be the ones correcting you. We're not supposed to be the moral compass in a room full of adults who should have known better. But here we are“
”You're protecting the predator! & you shouldn't need a freshman to tell you that.”
“kids my age aren't supposed to be the ones correcting you. We're not supposed to be the moral compass in a room full of adults who should have known better. But here we are“
”You're protecting the predator! & you shouldn't need a freshman to tell you that.”
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Too easy?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Too easy?
You know for a fact that Trump gave the FBI guys a box of crayons and told them to replace his name with Clinton's in every Epstein email, except for the ones that talk about Clinton being the second-worst pedo president in history
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You know for a fact that Trump gave the FBI guys a box of crayons and told them to replace his name with Clinton's in every Epstein email, except for the ones that talk about Clinton being the second-worst pedo president in history
I mean come on, there are other ways to thank your friend when their avocado-and-vaginal-fluid vinaigrette dressing works just like she told you it would
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I mean come on, there are other ways to thank your friend when their avocado-and-vaginal-fluid vinaigrette dressing works just like she told you it would
Retail stores be like "Our Black Friday sale starts the Saturday after Halloween, so if you see the one human cashier lady not dressed like a freshly vomited Christmas tree, report her to us, we'll cut off her food stamps and you'll receive a complimentary box of chocolate-covered pig dicks"
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Retail stores be like "Our Black Friday sale starts the Saturday after Halloween, so if you see the one human cashier lady not dressed like a freshly vomited Christmas tree, report her to us, we'll cut off her food stamps and you'll receive a complimentary box of chocolate-covered pig dicks"