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where to, now?

politics and fin/econ rubbernecking, interests include 🏃‍♂️🏠🚍🎮🎲🃏📽️📺🏈🐶

Not the UN escalator.
i truly hate it
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the thing is, it doesn’t behave like fake gold either!

what it behaves like is probably best described as synthetic risk, just with lots of extra bullshit attached
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
you were right to say it. i have no idea what it was, but it was probably right
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
real “hoosiers georg” ass map
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
MGP is #1

also love this @minakimes.bsky.social one
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
some of this is arguably overkill but it's easiest to just knock em all out in a sitting and it feels nice to have them even if i never need them i guess
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
free kenneth walker!!

yeah yeah i know, split backfield keeps him fresh blah blah

either let k9 cook all season or let him go somewhere else that will
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
this is body shaming, propter

bbl, icl, i don’t care, i’m just glad ed’s finally got the thiccness he wanted
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Reposted by escalator
(it is a bit funny that having a conservative and traditional self-presentation totally scrambles people’s understanding of your views. ask me how i know about this.)
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Kind of want to see a Bluesky Blood on the Clocktower game including Will and a representative sampling of other BlueSky figures
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
i still quite like the bit from the Culture series where if you create a perfect AI Mind without any personality/texture/etc then it immediately fucks off from the material world in favor of the immaterial Sublime

like if we created an AI tomorrow would you really blame it for doing that
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
i don't know which is more or less accurate but boreanaz's is definitely more amusing
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Right there with you
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM