@eschewsobfuscation.bsky.social
I get swag bags filled with beauty stuff all the time, I usually just put in a big bin with soaps and shampoos I get from properties and every year I donate it all to a local shelter.
Today, I'm using one of the eye gels. Please tell me I look amazing when you see me.
Today, I'm using one of the eye gels. Please tell me I look amazing when you see me.
January 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I get swag bags filled with beauty stuff all the time, I usually just put in a big bin with soaps and shampoos I get from properties and every year I donate it all to a local shelter.
Today, I'm using one of the eye gels. Please tell me I look amazing when you see me.
Today, I'm using one of the eye gels. Please tell me I look amazing when you see me.
On this gorgeous Wednesday, that some refer to as "Hump Day", if you'd like to know if you should post a picture of your fabulous 🍑, my DM's are open.
Yes, I'm a giver doing yeoman's work. Please don't call me a hero. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Yes, I'm a giver doing yeoman's work. Please don't call me a hero. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
On this gorgeous Wednesday, that some refer to as "Hump Day", if you'd like to know if you should post a picture of your fabulous 🍑, my DM's are open.
Yes, I'm a giver doing yeoman's work. Please don't call me a hero. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Yes, I'm a giver doing yeoman's work. Please don't call me a hero. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Reposted
Me pondering what to do next now that my twitter and ig are dead. 💀 guess you will be seeing more of me here! 🤭
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Me pondering what to do next now that my twitter and ig are dead. 💀 guess you will be seeing more of me here! 🤭
"I've got 1,2,3,4,5 senses working overtime."
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"I've got 1,2,3,4,5 senses working overtime."
How do you curb your desires to snack?
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
How do you curb your desires to snack?
Great night. Good night, all
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Great night. Good night, all
Apropos of nothing, Just leaving this here
January 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Apropos of nothing, Just leaving this here
"We could all use a positive Tush Push in our lives." - RossTucker during the SF vs Philly game
January 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"We could all use a positive Tush Push in our lives." - RossTucker during the SF vs Philly game
Remember if the Patriots lose tonight, only you can help me not be miserable. Be kind.
January 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Remember if the Patriots lose tonight, only you can help me not be miserable. Be kind.
I'm being woo'd by some banks this weekend. Bruins and Celtics on Saturday, but no one has invited me to their suite for the Patriots. Ya know, THE COLD GAME!
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm being woo'd by some banks this weekend. Bruins and Celtics on Saturday, but no one has invited me to their suite for the Patriots. Ya know, THE COLD GAME!
I ate pasta and bread last night so if you need me I'll be on the peloton until mid March.
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I ate pasta and bread last night so if you need me I'll be on the peloton until mid March.
I made it 8 days into 2026 before I ate everything at a great restaurant.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I made it 8 days into 2026 before I ate everything at a great restaurant.
"Just cuz you're right that don't mean I'm wrong..."
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
"Just cuz you're right that don't mean I'm wrong..."
I had some difficulty in my TM practice today. I'm going to go to a group meditation tonight to talk with others about it. Anyone else dealing with meditation problems? Is it the world?
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I had some difficulty in my TM practice today. I'm going to go to a group meditation tonight to talk with others about it. Anyone else dealing with meditation problems? Is it the world?
There's a chance I'm doing some pretty impressive dancing in my kitchen this morning.
It's a shame you can't see my moves.
It's a shame you can't see my moves.
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
There's a chance I'm doing some pretty impressive dancing in my kitchen this morning.
It's a shame you can't see my moves.
It's a shame you can't see my moves.
Reposted
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
I love having Henry V on in the background. Branagh did an excellent job.
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I love having Henry V on in the background. Branagh did an excellent job.
Reposted
Sometimes even I find myself in disbelief that my ass is real. Ngl.
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Sometimes even I find myself in disbelief that my ass is real. Ngl.
“In an ideal situation, the worst person in the world and the President of the United States would be two different people.”
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
“In an ideal situation, the worst person in the world and the President of the United States would be two different people.”
My big white bowl, that I make my salads in, is no more. I dropped it and it shattered. I need a Kintsugi expert!
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My big white bowl, that I make my salads in, is no more. I dropped it and it shattered. I need a Kintsugi expert!
Reposted
Hello, world. I like it here already.
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Hello, world. I like it here already.
Reposted
Damn, I wish I was your lover.
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Damn, I wish I was your lover.