SpaceX rocket explodes, causing some flight delays.

Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.

It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.

How much is Congress cutting from their $6.5 billion/year budget? Don’t you think congress can operate on say, maybe, $5 Billion? And each congressman has 18 staff, they could operate on say, 14?

What about the White House?

When I tell you I’ll do anything for my dog, that means also leaving any function early to give him hugs, cuddles, and kisses

Favorite thing is loudly saying “excuse me” when people are painfully unaware of their surroundings

Today I got into a shouting match with some old white man who almost ran into me and my dog in a crosswalk with his white (now dented by my fist) Tacoma, and the scene I caused was worth an Oscar. He shouted, I shouted louder 🫡

Just sayin…if you’re gonna be rude to support from your business email…you’re getting a bad review 🤷‍♂️

Dear algorithm, please connect me with:

✅book lovers

✅witchy stuff

✅artists

✅writers

✅LGBTQIA2S+ community

✅leftists

✅science lovers

✅disability advocates

✅educators

✅public policy nerds

✅human rights professionals

✅nature lovers

✅rock people

🌈🐸✨️

I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.

Went to a networking/AI customer support event this morning, and the way I would rather eat glass than network at any time of day let alone 9am