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Eric Roesch
Policy, Research, Muckraking, Two time winner of the "Wokest Hedgefund Analyst" award
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Policy, Research, Muckraking, Two time winner of the "Wokest Hedgefund Analyst" award
blog.esghound.com
"Dearborn rule" with the 100% hit rate
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
"Dearborn rule" with the 100% hit rate
obviously the bigotry is horrid but it's become a cesspool of nonsense that also defies basic principles of flight and physics. Like Dr Metzger here, a NASA alum and planetary physicist has absolutely melted his brains into putrid goop
January 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
obviously the bigotry is horrid but it's become a cesspool of nonsense that also defies basic principles of flight and physics. Like Dr Metzger here, a NASA alum and planetary physicist has absolutely melted his brains into putrid goop
they're all pissy pants losers, it's unreal. I grew up in a fairly conservative environment and am continuously gobsmacked at how these freaks present themselves. what the hell
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
they're all pissy pants losers, it's unreal. I grew up in a fairly conservative environment and am continuously gobsmacked at how these freaks present themselves. what the hell
If you watch this video and come away with the opinion that this ICE agent rightfully feared for his life, congrats on being the biggest snowflake cuck in history. A nation run by losers still mad they got shoved in a locker back in middle school
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
If you watch this video and come away with the opinion that this ICE agent rightfully feared for his life, congrats on being the biggest snowflake cuck in history. A nation run by losers still mad they got shoved in a locker back in middle school
Portland FBI Branch tweeted and then deleted this post about an "agent involved shooting"
Totally normal stuff
Totally normal stuff
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Portland FBI Branch tweeted and then deleted this post about an "agent involved shooting"
Totally normal stuff
Totally normal stuff
Mr Physics and Engineering getting a lesson in fixed pivot points and momentum every child learns on their first tricycle is darkly funny tho
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Mr Physics and Engineering getting a lesson in fixed pivot points and momentum every child learns on their first tricycle is darkly funny tho
imagine getting cooked by Thomas Chatterton Williams over your policing takes
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
imagine getting cooked by Thomas Chatterton Williams over your policing takes
Paul Graham is really bad but it's actually insane to see the Gulf between him and the top dog of Tech bros in 2026
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Paul Graham is really bad but it's actually insane to see the Gulf between him and the top dog of Tech bros in 2026
I'm glad the "actually principled libertarian" editor from Reason dot com is focusing on the thing that matters: naughty words. What a doofus
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm glad the "actually principled libertarian" editor from Reason dot com is focusing on the thing that matters: naughty words. What a doofus
Solaris Energy: Nearly the entirety of this company's value is derived from their Gas Turbine lease contract with xAI. Anyways the stock is soaring this morning on unlimited demand for more CSAM harassment images
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Solaris Energy: Nearly the entirety of this company's value is derived from their Gas Turbine lease contract with xAI. Anyways the stock is soaring this morning on unlimited demand for more CSAM harassment images
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
Trump big mad that Maduro stole Trump's double ghost dick handjob dance moves and brought them to the next level with the kind of pizazz you only see from a Latino guy
January 5, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Trump big mad that Maduro stole Trump's double ghost dick handjob dance moves and brought them to the next level with the kind of pizazz you only see from a Latino guy
"we can brute force our way past the ideal rocket equation with scale" - the smartest guy on the planet
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"we can brute force our way past the ideal rocket equation with scale" - the smartest guy on the planet
I was saying Maduro is good
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I was saying Maduro is good
one weird trick to avoid the EU shutting your website down for facilitating sex crimes
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
one weird trick to avoid the EU shutting your website down for facilitating sex crimes
Just a few years ago, Jared Isaacman was one of the more "respectable" tech billionaires. Advocating for women's rights, donating to stop disease and famine, and brushing elbows with Democrats
bro gets a chance to have a little power and poof like magic it's "so true Adolf Eichmann!!!" now
bro gets a chance to have a little power and poof like magic it's "so true Adolf Eichmann!!!" now
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Just a few years ago, Jared Isaacman was one of the more "respectable" tech billionaires. Advocating for women's rights, donating to stop disease and famine, and brushing elbows with Democrats
bro gets a chance to have a little power and poof like magic it's "so true Adolf Eichmann!!!" now
bro gets a chance to have a little power and poof like magic it's "so true Adolf Eichmann!!!" now
Adam Kinzinger didn't drop this turd in bluesky for a reason. Go fuck yourself, buddy
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Adam Kinzinger didn't drop this turd in bluesky for a reason. Go fuck yourself, buddy
UNO REVERSE CARD: VENEZUELA IS NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST
January 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
UNO REVERSE CARD: VENEZUELA IS NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST
American billionaires on X are chronically addicted to doing the most hamfisted, easy to win a lawsuit kinda defamation based on slop they melted their brains with. I am 100% certain smoking crack cocaine 19 hours out of the day would be less destructive than whatever this is
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
American billionaires on X are chronically addicted to doing the most hamfisted, easy to win a lawsuit kinda defamation based on slop they melted their brains with. I am 100% certain smoking crack cocaine 19 hours out of the day would be less destructive than whatever this is
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump said. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
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I'll allow it, Mr. Trump. Maybe you should take even more so your blood is the thinnest ever
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I'll allow it, Mr. Trump. Maybe you should take even more so your blood is the thinnest ever
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump said. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
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I'll allow it, Mr. Trump. Maybe you should take even more so your blood is the thinnest ever
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I'll allow it, Mr. Trump. Maybe you should take even more so your blood is the thinnest ever
just looking at this table for no reason in particular
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
just looking at this table for no reason in particular
earnestly believe 2026 might finally be the year Elon Musk fully melts down into a pile of goo. The pretense of his actual power is propped up by puffery and financial alchemy, once it goes it goes
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
earnestly believe 2026 might finally be the year Elon Musk fully melts down into a pile of goo. The pretense of his actual power is propped up by puffery and financial alchemy, once it goes it goes
jesus christ, this goes without saying but trump is a psychopath
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
jesus christ, this goes without saying but trump is a psychopath
we need a wealth tax for these guys for their own good, having a bazillion dollars is worse for your health than getting daily TBIs via a horse kicking you
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
we need a wealth tax for these guys for their own good, having a bazillion dollars is worse for your health than getting daily TBIs via a horse kicking you