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Esopterodactyl
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I was made for this sewer, baby, and I am the king!
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A participation trophy, a totally healthy set of hands, the one gig Lauryn Hill got to on time, and what appears to be a NAFTA-based game show.

Anyway, USMNT out in the group stage.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Checking in on the World Cup draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*opens Bluesky, the horny politics app*
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*opens X, the Everything App*
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Let’s go baby, love da Sox
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hear me out
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Who’s to say?
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
-And this is Otto Preminger, the director of The Man With The Golden Arm
-Oh, that’s good
-And Skidoo
-That’s bad
-And Anatomy of a Murder
-That’s good!
-And Exodus
-…
-That’s bad
-Can I go now?
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Time for the annual holiday tradition
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Waking up and remembering that there isn’t a sequel to The Nice Guys (2016: Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, dir. Shane Black).
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Can confirm. Here’s some stupid stuff I made after
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wait, Epstein was a Fung Wah guy?
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Four sequels to this would heal the nation
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The one upside to the Democrats being who they are is that there will always be opportunities to watch The Fireman’s Ball (1967, Miloš Forman)
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Ah, come on, give me The Daily News! They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them a New York City paper!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM