Esopterodactyl
@esopterodactyl.bsky.social
I was made for this sewer, baby, and I am the king!
One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
A participation trophy, a totally healthy set of hands, the one gig Lauryn Hill got to on time, and what appears to be a NAFTA-based game show.
Anyway, USMNT out in the group stage.
Anyway, USMNT out in the group stage.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A participation trophy, a totally healthy set of hands, the one gig Lauryn Hill got to on time, and what appears to be a NAFTA-based game show.
Anyway, USMNT out in the group stage.
Anyway, USMNT out in the group stage.
Checking in on the World Cup draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Checking in on the World Cup draw
*opens Bluesky, the horny politics app*
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*opens Bluesky, the horny politics app*
*opens X, the Everything App*
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
*opens X, the Everything App*
Let’s go baby, love da Sox
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Let’s go baby, love da Sox
-And this is Otto Preminger, the director of The Man With The Golden Arm
-Oh, that’s good
-And Skidoo
-That’s bad
-And Anatomy of a Murder
-That’s good!
-And Exodus
-…
-That’s bad
-Can I go now?
-Oh, that’s good
-And Skidoo
-That’s bad
-And Anatomy of a Murder
-That’s good!
-And Exodus
-…
-That’s bad
-Can I go now?
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
-And this is Otto Preminger, the director of The Man With The Golden Arm
-Oh, that’s good
-And Skidoo
-That’s bad
-And Anatomy of a Murder
-That’s good!
-And Exodus
-…
-That’s bad
-Can I go now?
-Oh, that’s good
-And Skidoo
-That’s bad
-And Anatomy of a Murder
-That’s good!
-And Exodus
-…
-That’s bad
-Can I go now?
Time for the annual holiday tradition
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Time for the annual holiday tradition
Waking up and remembering that there isn’t a sequel to The Nice Guys (2016: Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, dir. Shane Black).
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Waking up and remembering that there isn’t a sequel to The Nice Guys (2016: Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, dir. Shane Black).
Can confirm. Here’s some stupid stuff I made after
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can confirm. Here’s some stupid stuff I made after
Wait, Epstein was a Fung Wah guy?
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Wait, Epstein was a Fung Wah guy?
Four sequels to this would heal the nation
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Four sequels to this would heal the nation
The one upside to the Democrats being who they are is that there will always be opportunities to watch The Fireman’s Ball (1967, Miloš Forman)
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The one upside to the Democrats being who they are is that there will always be opportunities to watch The Fireman’s Ball (1967, Miloš Forman)
“Ah, come on, give me The Daily News! They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them a New York City paper!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Ah, come on, give me The Daily News! They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them a New York City paper!”