Esopterodactyl
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I was made for this sewer, baby, and I am the king!
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Anyone done this yet
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Anyone done this yet
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You were young and your heart was an open book
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You were young and your heart was an open book
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
This is where the national trajectory becomes locked in, with the GOP taking up the mantle of the iron-handed natural governing party and the Democrats forever oscillating between hoping that enough compromises will keep the Republicans from using the ring hand and Blue MAGA shrieking at the left
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This is where the national trajectory becomes locked in, with the GOP taking up the mantle of the iron-handed natural governing party and the Democrats forever oscillating between hoping that enough compromises will keep the Republicans from using the ring hand and Blue MAGA shrieking at the left
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Congratulations you fucking morons
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Now playing (06:20 PM PST):
"Night on Earth" (1991)
By Jim Jarmusch
Runtime: 128 min.
"Night on Earth" (1991)
By Jim Jarmusch
Runtime: 128 min.
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Currently watching a 26yo give an excellent, learned 40-minute study/analysis of John Cale's Paris 1919
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Currently watching a 26yo give an excellent, learned 40-minute study/analysis of John Cale's Paris 1919
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December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pouring one out for Jeff Lawrence, whose Weekly Dig was always a must-snag for me when I was working dreary summer temp jobs in the city as an undergrad. I always considered it Boston’s second paper because the Herald is a gutter rag
Some more thoughts here on the loss of Jeff and of alt-weeklies write large. www.welcometohellworld.com/he-gave-a-lo...
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Pouring one out for Jeff Lawrence, whose Weekly Dig was always a must-snag for me when I was working dreary summer temp jobs in the city as an undergrad. I always considered it Boston’s second paper because the Herald is a gutter rag
One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
Either my signed copy of A People’s History of the United States, my late uncle’s copy of Grant’s memoirs, or my hardback copy of Our Dumb Cebtury
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Either my signed copy of A People’s History of the United States, my late uncle’s copy of Grant’s memoirs, or my hardback copy of Our Dumb Cebtury
Total vindication for Bryan Bros
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Total vindication for Bryan Bros
Handsome colonel on the third mic, doing ad reads
I'm not sure how the meetup would work logistically but I think if you got Tarantino in the Oval Office and he and Trump started talking movies they would cook for long enough to allow for a fairly seamless military coup.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Handsome colonel on the third mic, doing ad reads
Gotta commission a mural of Killer Kowalski and Perry Saturn splitting an Dunkin’ Donuts Coolatta like they’re at a fifties malt shop
Why doesn't my city have any cool wrestler murals?
BRB gonna spraypaint Tully Blanchard on a Wawa.
BRB gonna spraypaint Tully Blanchard on a Wawa.
FOREVER
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Gotta commission a mural of Killer Kowalski and Perry Saturn splitting an Dunkin’ Donuts Coolatta like they’re at a fifties malt shop
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From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
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The Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy one with the Santa in the Lenin mask obviously
What's a fictional holiday party you would love to attend?
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy one with the Santa in the Lenin mask obviously
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...