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catfaced bullhearted jackass ★
in other movie news I have regained access to TCM. so long suckers!
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
goofy in a very legibly 90s way, good little instrumental bits for interstitials and most importantly it conveys the spirit of the story—although he had other, greater accomplishments, all austin powers REALLY wanted to do was have some fun. there, I got it. NO thanks to any of you!!!
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
of course, as always, when in doubt, who else (p.s. love how google took a completely functional photo editing thingie and ruined the shit out of it ♥️ what if even cropping, the most normal function of all time, became completely impossible to do normally)
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM
good luck!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
(stupidest person ever voice) when keep to your course is the mood continuing is blesesd is the vibe
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
👁️‍🗨️ paychic 👁️‍🗨️
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I have extra-scrambled galaxy brain rn so I have to leave it at that and retreat for now to like, ancient texts and caveman drama. Gotta fuken trudge through the Saturn-Neptune section of cosmos and psyche again now that it's here ugh. Please have as nice a week as you can, everyone!! I'll see you!
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I noticed too. it happened the moment Neptune moved to Aries—slipping out of Pisces and conjunction w/Saturn. Feb 13th Saturn rejoins it in Aries, and a week later we finally get their exact aspect, the first since 1989. 1st eclipse in between. I think the volume/temperature is about to go back up.
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I got only "shut up and/or chill out" signals re: anything this week, so, 🫡💤 HOWEVER, looking outside of myself this is probably the last quiet day of the month. Although nothing actually changed, the volume/temperature on the National Conversation went way down end of Jan, you probably noticed.
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So there you have it. Switcheroo St. Patrick's Day and Valentine's Day and I mean it's still just a solar transit so it's not much but at least it's something! idk I don't have a dog in this fight. Historically, for me valentine's day is mainly the "oh my sister's birthday is tomorrow 🧠" day.
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Like if you people are SOOOooo wedded to the solar calendar that you just GOTTA have a Love Holiday on the same day every year, IF you must, your best bet is the day the Sun hits Venus's sign and degree of exaltation. Which is 27 deg of Pisces, which usually happens within 24 hours of...March 17th.
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
...like not in and of itself, any given person born in late Aquarius might be quite romantic based on whatever else was going on in the sky the year they were born so don't worry about it, Valerie.
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM