Sean Burke
@essbee23.bsky.social
Eldest millennial, or youngest gen X
Why is it still talking?
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Why is it still talking?
I feel so bad for Zelenskyy. Imagine just trying to defend your country and in order to do it you have to appease this fuckin doofus
August 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I feel so bad for Zelenskyy. Imagine just trying to defend your country and in order to do it you have to appease this fuckin doofus
The contrast between the calm, professional DC leadership and the braying weirdos who spoke at the White House earlier is jarring
August 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The contrast between the calm, professional DC leadership and the braying weirdos who spoke at the White House earlier is jarring
I genuinely have a hard time comprehending how stupid you have to be to support this guy
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I genuinely have a hard time comprehending how stupid you have to be to support this guy
Us: Can we have healthcare and affordable housing?
Billionaires: Holy shit you guys, check out this new AI!
Government: You guys wanna go to the moon?
Billionaires: Holy shit you guys, check out this new AI!
Government: You guys wanna go to the moon?
August 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Us: Can we have healthcare and affordable housing?
Billionaires: Holy shit you guys, check out this new AI!
Government: You guys wanna go to the moon?
Billionaires: Holy shit you guys, check out this new AI!
Government: You guys wanna go to the moon?
“My jeans are blue” is what Homer Simpson would say after a scientist spent five hours trying to explain genetics to him
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“My jeans are blue” is what Homer Simpson would say after a scientist spent five hours trying to explain genetics to him
Oh! So you think putting the dumbest guy we could find in charge of the country was a bad idea??? Well what if I told you he’s also a sexual predator who preys on both adults and children??? Then what??? Now who’s dumb???
July 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh! So you think putting the dumbest guy we could find in charge of the country was a bad idea??? Well what if I told you he’s also a sexual predator who preys on both adults and children??? Then what??? Now who’s dumb???
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Nothing screams 'HE'S
INNOCENT' like shuttering the House for Summer vacay to avoid admitting that the
President of the United States is a sex trafficking child rapist.
INNOCENT' like shuttering the House for Summer vacay to avoid admitting that the
President of the United States is a sex trafficking child rapist.
July 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Nothing screams 'HE'S
INNOCENT' like shuttering the House for Summer vacay to avoid admitting that the
President of the United States is a sex trafficking child rapist.
INNOCENT' like shuttering the House for Summer vacay to avoid admitting that the
President of the United States is a sex trafficking child rapist.
I see all these stories about how the felon is controlling all these departments and agencies and companies through fear and I’m wondering, where did we find so many fucking cowards?
July 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I see all these stories about how the felon is controlling all these departments and agencies and companies through fear and I’m wondering, where did we find so many fucking cowards?
I suspect that they will eventually release a doctored version of the “Epstein files” with a certain felon’s name mysteriously missing. He’ll declare total exoneration and the nazis will rejoice, and democrats and the media will once again wonder how they got outplayed by the world’s dumbest people
July 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I suspect that they will eventually release a doctored version of the “Epstein files” with a certain felon’s name mysteriously missing. He’ll declare total exoneration and the nazis will rejoice, and democrats and the media will once again wonder how they got outplayed by the world’s dumbest people
ESPN is doing this 50 states in 50 days thing and it’s honestly the worst. There’s a reason we ignore most of these states.
July 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ESPN is doing this 50 states in 50 days thing and it’s honestly the worst. There’s a reason we ignore most of these states.
Believing rights come from god is a big part of how we got into this mess. Rights that come from a magical and non-existent entity are very easy to take away.
July 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Believing rights come from god is a big part of how we got into this mess. Rights that come from a magical and non-existent entity are very easy to take away.
Every time I hear some Democrat talk about how republicans are gonna be vulnerable in the midterms I am deeply concerned that they STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING
June 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Every time I hear some Democrat talk about how republicans are gonna be vulnerable in the midterms I am deeply concerned that they STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING
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People that call him "Mr President" make me cringe. That SOB incited a mob and championed an insurrection. He deserves zero respect.
June 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
People that call him "Mr President" make me cringe. That SOB incited a mob and championed an insurrection. He deserves zero respect.
Also, stop framing it as 6 conservative justices and 3 liberal justices. It’s 3 justices and 6 corrupt weirdos.
June 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Also, stop framing it as 6 conservative justices and 3 liberal justices. It’s 3 justices and 6 corrupt weirdos.
Everything they do can be easily understood in the context of people who fully expect to never be out of power again.
June 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Everything they do can be easily understood in the context of people who fully expect to never be out of power again.
I’m not looking forward to the next five years of Cooper Flagg being underwhelming on the court while everyone who works at ESPN shouts at me about how he’s actually the best young player in the league and I just don’t understand basketball
June 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m not looking forward to the next five years of Cooper Flagg being underwhelming on the court while everyone who works at ESPN shouts at me about how he’s actually the best young player in the league and I just don’t understand basketball
Today the regime decided Harvard can’t have international students anymore. I haven’t watched cable news since the election, but I thought this would be worth hearing about. MSNBC & CNN have spent the 4pm hour talking about not that, which is why I don’t watch those assholes anymore.
May 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Today the regime decided Harvard can’t have international students anymore. I haven’t watched cable news since the election, but I thought this would be worth hearing about. MSNBC & CNN have spent the 4pm hour talking about not that, which is why I don’t watch those assholes anymore.
I’m currently sitting through a one hour public employee conflict of interest training in a country where the president’s entire economic policy is openly soliciting bribes
April 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m currently sitting through a one hour public employee conflict of interest training in a country where the president’s entire economic policy is openly soliciting bribes
Bill Maher is the Joe Rogan of Dennis Millers
April 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bill Maher is the Joe Rogan of Dennis Millers
I once heard some call Chuck Schumer a human strip mall. I can’t say I full understood the metaphor, but it felt accurate.
March 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I once heard some call Chuck Schumer a human strip mall. I can’t say I full understood the metaphor, but it felt accurate.
I can’t say I know for sure what the correct move is for Democrats tomorrow night, but what I want them to do is all walk out of the chamber as soon as he starts talking
March 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I can’t say I know for sure what the correct move is for Democrats tomorrow night, but what I want them to do is all walk out of the chamber as soon as he starts talking
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
If your god was real, you wouldn’t need to pay for Super Bowl ads about him
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If your god was real, you wouldn’t need to pay for Super Bowl ads about him
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These are the dems that voted to confirm the guy that just handed the Treasury to Musk:
Blunt Rochester
Booker
Cantwell
Coons
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Hickenlooper
Kaine
Kelly
King (Independent)
Peters
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
Blunt Rochester
Booker
Cantwell
Coons
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Hickenlooper
Kaine
Kelly
King (Independent)
Peters
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
February 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
These are the dems that voted to confirm the guy that just handed the Treasury to Musk:
Blunt Rochester
Booker
Cantwell
Coons
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Hickenlooper
Kaine
Kelly
King (Independent)
Peters
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
Blunt Rochester
Booker
Cantwell
Coons
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Hickenlooper
Kaine
Kelly
King (Independent)
Peters
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner