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got the doors frozen open Northeast Regional😳 Polar Express vibes
December 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
got the doors frozen open Northeast Regional😳 Polar Express vibes
Spurs being back is better than Wellbutrin
December 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Spurs being back is better than Wellbutrin
Hope Cuellar sees the fucking Donkey Lady tonight though they'd probably get along
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hope Cuellar sees the fucking Donkey Lady tonight though they'd probably get along
Cuellar should be tied to the bottom of a Riverwalk tour boat. He can have a snorkel but you get to throw nickels in it if you want
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Cuellar should be tied to the bottom of a Riverwalk tour boat. He can have a snorkel but you get to throw nickels in it if you want
Cuellar shoulda been locked in the basement of the Alamodome a long time ago but thank you Pelosi and Schumer for propping up his repugnant corpse. The Coyote should shoot him from a tshirt cannon into a field of cactus
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Cuellar shoulda been locked in the basement of the Alamodome a long time ago but thank you Pelosi and Schumer for propping up his repugnant corpse. The Coyote should shoot him from a tshirt cannon into a field of cactus
Dallas fans drunk-driving home to their realtor wives blasting Morgan Wallen
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dallas fans drunk-driving home to their realtor wives blasting Morgan Wallen
Well, Spurs don't let me down🙈
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well, Spurs don't let me down🙈
It's because they perfected the chip and called it all-dressed.
it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's because they perfected the chip and called it all-dressed.
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More Spurs postgame. Wemby was asked a question in French... instead of answering he looked to Keldon Johnson and said *KJ?* 😂😂😂
He did ultimately answer the question in French as well!
(Via Spurs YouTube)
He did ultimately answer the question in French as well!
(Via Spurs YouTube)
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
More Spurs postgame. Wemby was asked a question in French... instead of answering he looked to Keldon Johnson and said *KJ?* 😂😂😂
He did ultimately answer the question in French as well!
(Via Spurs YouTube)
He did ultimately answer the question in French as well!
(Via Spurs YouTube)
those wemby highlights got me speaking tongues
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
those wemby highlights got me speaking tongues
If you have ever set foot in San Antonio, you must accept the teachings of the Spurs or you will go to Hell.
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you have ever set foot in San Antonio, you must accept the teachings of the Spurs or you will go to Hell.
kinda disappointing to see him in a Laker's shirt though
Pedro Pascal was spotted at the LA No Kings protest with the best sign there.
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
kinda disappointing to see him in a Laker's shirt though
god made a beer and called it shiner bock
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
god made a beer and called it shiner bock
West Philadelphia is the land of Celebrity-Adjacence and Podcasters.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
West Philadelphia is the land of Celebrity-Adjacence and Podcasters.
Artistic piracy fetishist gets off on plagiarism
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Artistic piracy fetishist gets off on plagiarism
they got trump in the dronefication factory watching AI fox news
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
they got trump in the dronefication factory watching AI fox news
If yall assholes nominate Newsom, I'm voting my conscience and writing in Willie Nelson.
August 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If yall assholes nominate Newsom, I'm voting my conscience and writing in Willie Nelson.
The Mormonization of American Evangelicals
I continue to think that American right-wing evangelicalism is evolving away from Nicene Christianity into a new thing. I don't mean that in the "no true Scotsman" sense, as if Christians can't believe bad and toxic things. I mean these guys are literally adopting a new fundamental creed.
Mike Johnson: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
July 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Mormonization of American Evangelicals
If I had ever walked around in texas with this hat I would've been rundown in the streets by a lifted duramax and would've deserved it too. Classic example of a yankee who can't cowboy but loves his wranglers lmao
July 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If I had ever walked around in texas with this hat I would've been rundown in the streets by a lifted duramax and would've deserved it too. Classic example of a yankee who can't cowboy but loves his wranglers lmao
texas tbh
March 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
texas tbh
Glad the most inane fears of the late-republic patricians is also making it into this rerun
March 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Glad the most inane fears of the late-republic patricians is also making it into this rerun
Important lesson on the internet is nobody should listen to you. If people are listening to you then that's a job and you should be paid. Post for the wind and birdsong, post like a catfish at the bottom of a pond in winter— and hope to god nobody sees you...
March 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Important lesson on the internet is nobody should listen to you. If people are listening to you then that's a job and you should be paid. Post for the wind and birdsong, post like a catfish at the bottom of a pond in winter— and hope to god nobody sees you...