Emily Engelhardt
@etengelhardt.bsky.social
Physical Therapist, mom to two boys, former roller derby athlete, allergic to fun
Matt paused Bridgerton and demanded I show my work.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Matt paused Bridgerton and demanded I show my work.
😱😱😱 that off ramp is a rough one!!
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
😱😱😱 that off ramp is a rough one!!
I have determined the Holy Spirit will move me to dinner plans in Aldi’s tomorrow based on the availability of various proteins. Also: corn.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I have determined the Holy Spirit will move me to dinner plans in Aldi’s tomorrow based on the availability of various proteins. Also: corn.
Does he realize we are not in the right tax bracket to get invited to Barclay? No.
Does he know there are not actually Barclay classes publicly available in Pittsburgh? No.
Will this threat work? Hopefully!
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Does he know there are not actually Barclay classes publicly available in Pittsburgh? No.
Will this threat work? Hopefully!
Follow me for more parenting advice based on very specific threats.
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Does he realize we are not in the right tax bracket to get invited to Barclay? No.
Does he know there are not actually Barclay classes publicly available in Pittsburgh? No.
Will this threat work? Hopefully!
Follow me for more parenting advice based on very specific threats.
Does he know there are not actually Barclay classes publicly available in Pittsburgh? No.
Will this threat work? Hopefully!
Follow me for more parenting advice based on very specific threats.
Mad because I told him he has to wait until tomorrow and open his stocking with everyone else
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mad because I told him he has to wait until tomorrow and open his stocking with everyone else
We must ask to make sure the EHR is right! You’d be surprised how often it is not!
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We must ask to make sure the EHR is right! You’d be surprised how often it is not!
A patient once asked when I was due and I asked “due with what?” And when she informed me “well, you’re pregnant” I told her “no I’m not.” I let her sit with that for about 30 seconds before laughing maniacally because I was, in fact, like 34 weeks pregnant. I hope she learned to mind her business.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A patient once asked when I was due and I asked “due with what?” And when she informed me “well, you’re pregnant” I told her “no I’m not.” I let her sit with that for about 30 seconds before laughing maniacally because I was, in fact, like 34 weeks pregnant. I hope she learned to mind her business.
THAT IS NOT LITURGICAL LIVING
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
THAT IS NOT LITURGICAL LIVING