Emily Engelhardt
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Emily Engelhardt
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Physical Therapist, mom to two boys, former roller derby athlete, allergic to fun
Matt paused Bridgerton and demanded I show my work.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
😱😱😱 that off ramp is a rough one!!
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I have determined the Holy Spirit will move me to dinner plans in Aldi’s tomorrow based on the availability of various proteins. Also: corn.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Does he realize we are not in the right tax bracket to get invited to Barclay? No.
Does he know there are not actually Barclay classes publicly available in Pittsburgh? No.
Will this threat work? Hopefully!
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January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
10/10 cheeks
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Mad because I told him he has to wait until tomorrow and open his stocking with everyone else
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We must ask to make sure the EHR is right! You’d be surprised how often it is not!
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A patient once asked when I was due and I asked “due with what?” And when she informed me “well, you’re pregnant” I told her “no I’m not.” I let her sit with that for about 30 seconds before laughing maniacally because I was, in fact, like 34 weeks pregnant. I hope she learned to mind her business.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
THAT IS NOT LITURGICAL LIVING
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM