✌🏼

she lives on

in my head

Fighting people over their bad Lost takes

Mmm bop
Ba doobie dop ba
Doo wop
Ba doobie dop ba
Doo wop
Ba doobie dop ba doo

No one likes maroon.

Heartbreaking.

The thing about ham is, it’s not supposed to be green. You want me to defy every biological instinct I have that screams, when meat is green, you do not eat it. And eggs. And you endlessly harangue and peer-pressure me until I give in. For what? A TikTok challenge and a few million views? No thanks

We had a fantastic Q2 everybody, really great work all around. I want to congratulate everyone on the objectives we hit, and I can report we’re on track to have a really solid year.

Remember, it takes four great quarters to make a great year. Let’s keep our eyes on the prize and start Q3 strong.

The network effect is real. Even at the micro scale. Micro-real might be the realest real there is.

You don’t know me. I’m a different Ethan who goes to another school.

Yap. Yap yap yap.

Yap. Meh.

*takes off Ethan mask*

Gene Parmesan, how ya doin

My wife.

(my Borat impression)