@ethorntonghs.bsky.social
Spanish Teacher, Bama girl in Bulldog Country. She/her. Makeup, boybands, pedagogy & fits.
In a world of Jamelles and Sophie's. Please be Jemelle. Stop the doomscrolling, make sure your registration is accurate, and make a plan to vote
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
In a world of Jamelles and Sophie's. Please be Jemelle. Stop the doomscrolling, make sure your registration is accurate, and make a plan to vote
If there are no more haters of yt GenX- those born in the 70s specifically- then I have passed on. They're NEVER beating the allegations. Going this hard for a fictional character but won't confront their family. (And YES, Alex Keaton would have been M A G A too)
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
If there are no more haters of yt GenX- those born in the 70s specifically- then I have passed on. They're NEVER beating the allegations. Going this hard for a fictional character but won't confront their family. (And YES, Alex Keaton would have been M A G A too)
Presented without comment. Since someone wants to waste taxpayer dollars to go to sportsball events
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Presented without comment. Since someone wants to waste taxpayer dollars to go to sportsball events
I loathe threads with everything in me (it's teacher hate on 20, yt leftist slop and the worst of intrusive thoughts] but this exchange was hilarious
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I loathe threads with everything in me (it's teacher hate on 20, yt leftist slop and the worst of intrusive thoughts] but this exchange was hilarious
Never underestimate the power of some proper early 2000's metal) to give you the rage boost to get through your weights workout, and spite as a motivator to lift.
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Never underestimate the power of some proper early 2000's metal) to give you the rage boost to get through your weights workout, and spite as a motivator to lift.
My Bluesky feed and emotional state summed up in 1 screenshot. A soul weary from well doing, a word of encouragement to stay soft, and a "We tried to told 'em. Sucks it came to this but play FA games with yt supremacy toys, win FO prizes 🤷🏿♀️"
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
My Bluesky feed and emotional state summed up in 1 screenshot. A soul weary from well doing, a word of encouragement to stay soft, and a "We tried to told 'em. Sucks it came to this but play FA games with yt supremacy toys, win FO prizes 🤷🏿♀️"
I am suing the following artists because they came on consecutively during my "light workout" on the elliptical
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I am suing the following artists because they came on consecutively during my "light workout" on the elliptical
Are you really a Spanish teacher if you don't start the childhood unit with grainy Black and White photos from your kindergarten yearbook
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Are you really a Spanish teacher if you don't start the childhood unit with grainy Black and White photos from your kindergarten yearbook
I can only blame myself.
January 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I can only blame myself.
I'll take it
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I'll take it
*live footage of me on threads watching all the Alabama haters crashing out after their 'Bama didn't belong in the CFB' takes age like Karoline Leavitt*
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
*live footage of me on threads watching all the Alabama haters crashing out after their 'Bama didn't belong in the CFB' takes age like Karoline Leavitt*
56 years ago these 2 kids got married in a small Alabama church. 11 years later they added a baby girl to their family. Yup. Today I am celebrating the Establishment of "Team Thornton" in 1969. And my 45th spin around the globe
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
56 years ago these 2 kids got married in a small Alabama church. 11 years later they added a baby girl to their family. Yup. Today I am celebrating the Establishment of "Team Thornton" in 1969. And my 45th spin around the globe
Birthday weekend things (No, I didn't buy this dress, but my bestie told me I looked like a Goddess in it)
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Birthday weekend things (No, I didn't buy this dress, but my bestie told me I looked like a Goddess in it)
If you skated to this is your teens/20s, I hope you aren't experiencing too much discomfort from Perimenopause
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you skated to this is your teens/20s, I hope you aren't experiencing too much discomfort from Perimenopause
Every year you mangy delinquent Heathens let the "It's TIIIMMME whistle" gaslight you all into thinking All I Want 4 Christmas is the quintessential MC Holiday song, all the while THIS IS RIGHT HERE! FOOLS! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Every year you mangy delinquent Heathens let the "It's TIIIMMME whistle" gaslight you all into thinking All I Want 4 Christmas is the quintessential MC Holiday song, all the while THIS IS RIGHT HERE! FOOLS! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
NO HOME TRAINING
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
NO HOME TRAINING
I'm apologizing in advance if I am overly tetchy the next 48 hours. I have anemia and I was cold
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm apologizing in advance if I am overly tetchy the next 48 hours. I have anemia and I was cold
TW- transphobia
Yt supremacy has to be a hell of a drug because WHAT DO YOU MEAN he wants to unalive trans people but we're still friends
Yt supremacy has to be a hell of a drug because WHAT DO YOU MEAN he wants to unalive trans people but we're still friends
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
TW- transphobia
Yt supremacy has to be a hell of a drug because WHAT DO YOU MEAN he wants to unalive trans people but we're still friends
Yt supremacy has to be a hell of a drug because WHAT DO YOU MEAN he wants to unalive trans people but we're still friends
My one "auntie coded" thing. When the morning temperature drops below 50, I take "bird baths" (or "wash ups") in the morning and showers at night. I thought I had until Halloween to start this back up
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My one "auntie coded" thing. When the morning temperature drops below 50, I take "bird baths" (or "wash ups") in the morning and showers at night. I thought I had until Halloween to start this back up
Proof of life since the job has been jobbing and I make it a point to minimize my time here and on threads because- with all due respect- too much time on this platform just pisses me off.
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Proof of life since the job has been jobbing and I make it a point to minimize my time here and on threads because- with all due respect- too much time on this platform just pisses me off.
So snoop, I apologize for the harm you experienced and hope you on a path to healing. But, maybe instead of yelling at pastors you don't know, maybe talk to your local elected officials or go to a town hall? You know, be the change you actually WANT TO SEE
October 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So snoop, I apologize for the harm you experienced and hope you on a path to healing. But, maybe instead of yelling at pastors you don't know, maybe talk to your local elected officials or go to a town hall? You know, be the change you actually WANT TO SEE