More followers than Mt. Elbert's got feet.

Literally and actually no one. Nurses rule and are criminally underpaid.

Every time the Yankees lose another angel gets its wings. A whole host when it's in the playoffs.

Beckett? An endless cycle of of nonsensical conversation? Hmm, that doesn't sound right, he usually writes all those silly door-slamming farces.

Tried it. Overrated.

When the place to sit you like even better than your blue chair becomes available.

When all the stuff finally gets cleared off of your favorite blue chair.

I hope you closed the door first, you're not paying to air condition the whole neighborhood, you know.

The quality of the sequels has nothing to do with the quality of the original. Jaws is in no possible imaginable way "ruined" by how bad Jaws: The Revenge is. Just...don't watch the sequels?

The name of the place itself. Visitors say "Colo-rah-do," with the "a" as in "spa," which is of course the more proper pronunciation of the original Spanish word; natives say "Colo-rad-o," with the "a" as in "spam."

And in the end, it absolutely will not matter one whit that they do this, because no matter what they do, Trump will still rant and rave about the biased liberal media and complain about how NBC News is "very nasty to me" and such, and the MAGA crowd will eat it up.

Organizations like NBC News have a journalistic responsibility to say things like "Portland is clearly not in any way, shape or form 'a war-ravaged hellhole' and Trump's claims to the contrary are lies," but they have entirely abdicated this responsibility in their terror of appearing "biased."

It's always, for ten goddamn motherfucking years now, "Trump exaggerated," "Trump claimed without evidence," "some critics disagree with Trump's statement," and such, even when he's shitting out the most absolutely outrageous bald-faced lies.

One of the things that got us to where we are today is the widespread myth of the "biased liberal media" beginning in the mid-'90s, which has resulted in mainstream news organizations being absolutely terrified to call obvious Republican bullshit for what it is, lest they come off as "biased."

The trans agenda (as I’ve observed)

-equal rights

-equal opportunity

-equal access to healthcare

-pizza

"One plus two plus two plus one."

Same for California. The traditional California division into Northern and Southern definitely fails to recognize things like the Bay Area being something very different from the far north and its State of Jefferson weirdos.

FanTASTIC news let’s get this done

If you had told me when I learned about it how often I would one day think about the bloated, bullet-riddled corpse of Benito Mussolini strung up by the heels in the town square to be pelted by rocks, eggs and assorted rotten produce, I definitely wouldn't have believed you, but here we are.

I'd like to say that Mike Johnson is a spineless, craven little weasel but that would be a dastardly insult to the noble mustelidae family.

I am having a Very Bad Brain day and I cannot complete the assignment and I do hope you'll take a breath all the same.

James Worthy, best known for his role as Koral in the TNG episode "Gambit"