Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
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themattmcd.bsky.social
[With a Transylvanian accent]: “Is Pepsi okay?”
dinosaurdracula.bsky.social
The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.
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cwebbonline.com
Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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jackjenkins.me
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
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courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
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edsbs.bsky.social
These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
pftompkins.bsky.social
Jess is not on this show! Just helping to promote
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Don’t know if it’s obvious but they recorded this at a St. Patrick’s Day party

FINAL 2025 TOUR STOPS

WED 10/15 CHARLESTON
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FRI 10/17 OVERLAND PARK KS
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SAT 10/18 ST. LOUIS MO
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SUN 10/19 LOUISVILLE KY
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Don’t know if it’s obvious but they recorded this at a St. Patrick’s Day party

FINAL 2025 TOUR STOPS

WED 10/15 CHARLESTON
bit.ly/vtopeschs25
FRI 10/17 OVERLAND PARK KS
bit.ly/vtopesopks25
SAT 10/18 ST. LOUIS MO
bit.ly/vtopsstl2025
SUN 10/19 LOUISVILLE KY
bit.ly/vtopeslky25
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notalawyer.bsky.social
please send me your candidates for the weirdest things Eric Adams has done in 2025
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crushbort.bsky.social
new season of the neighborhood listen
the listening to podcast meme
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gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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cbbworld.bsky.social
The Neighborhood Listen crew on CBB!

Then, first-time guest Dracula’s mom shares concerns she has about her adult vampire son. 🦇 🍆
Paul F. Tompkins, Kylie Brakeman, Brett Morris, Nicole Parker Redford, and THE Scott Aukerman. Three hats, two glasses, and one professional podcast selfie.
pftompkins.bsky.social
We’ll have an announcement about that soon ;)
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pftompkins.bsky.social
FINAL 2025 TOUR STOPS

WED 10/15 CHARLESTON
bit.ly/vtopeschs25

FRI 10/17 OVERLAND PARK KS
bit.ly/vtopesopks25

SAT 10/18 ST. LOUIS MO
bit.ly/vtopsstl2025

SUN 10/19 LOUISVILLE KY
bit.ly/vtopeslky25
pftompkins.bsky.social
FINAL 2025 TOUR STOPS

WED 10/15 CHARLESTON
bit.ly/vtopeschs25

FRI 10/17 OVERLAND PARK KS
bit.ly/vtopesopks25

SAT 10/18 ST. LOUIS MO
bit.ly/vtopsstl2025

SUN 10/19 LOUISVILLE KY
bit.ly/vtopeslky25