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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 1d

The Improvement Movement! They opened for Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and were incredible.

Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 1d

Hear me out: takis and nutella

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 1d

oh no, i just realized who pam bondi sounds like: parker posey

i am sorry to inflict this on you

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 4d

No, you called the underlying racism out

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 4d

Nah, they were Hispanic guys they didn’t like the look of

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 6d

But just think, you get an organized kvetching session for decades. The lowest entry stakes of feeling oppressed.

Yes, I happen to be a Vikings fan (and thankfully not a sports gambler).

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 6d

Wtf

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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 7d

listen, i know this isn’t the most dignified way to memorialize Jane Goodall, but i do want to point out that without her work, we would not have this masterpiece

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Jul 17

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 9d

It’s both depressing and darkly hilarious how Lawfare posting has gone from “we got him on an Article 33, Clause 8, Subsection Alpha infraction, baby cannon time!” to *slams whisky bottle down* “the law is fake and I challenge John Roberts to a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot.”

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 15d

José Ferrer's Padishah Emperor to Sian Phillips' Gaius Helen Mohiam, speaking about a Guild Navigator: "Once human, they have mutated through exposure to Tylenol" (scene from David Lynch's Dune)

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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 14d

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14d

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 15d

Harlan and the family Stone

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 15d

Scalia! At the Disco

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 15d

Jeff Buckley v. Bell

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15d

There’s no rule that says a Golden Retriever can’t play basketball…but what if there was? Thus begins the opening lines for my screenplay “Air Bud: Class Action Attorney” and yes the dog does drink himself to death. It’s not a happy story it’s the story about how these systems crush us.

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 15d

My dog does the same thing, on the same beanbag!

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 18d

Man, unconfirmed reports of shots fired at our county fair where my family is. This is ridiculous.

Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 18d

“You took up my time to answer with your long, rather unlettered question” is such a sick burn. I could never deliver it with such condescension, but man, Hitchens was great.

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 18d

Went to college and law school in Minnesota, so I’m a combination Arkansas/Vikings fan. Don’t know if I could have chosen more poorly

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 18d

I was there! It was terrible!

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 23d

I hosted a play through of Arcs by @leder.games and made a custom Keynote deck to display the cards on a monitor so everyone can read them. It is the first time I’ve gotten to use the Touch Pad on my MacBook Pro I’ve had since 2018.

A display showing cards from the game ARCS. These are mirrored on a larger television to allow all the players to see them easily

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 25d

That is awesome. Do you check bpms on the cartoons and match the speed of the track, or am I just being too nerdy?

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Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 27d

There are lots of accounts of people doing this at executions and lynchings, soaking up blood on handkerchiefs for souvenirs.

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Katie Carmichael @drkatcarm.bsky.social · 28d

::slowly stands while clapping::

Image of labubu doll labeled labubu next to image of spiky labubu doll labeled lakiki

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