Euphoric Mess
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Once famous socialite, now award winning actor, creator and model. This was cheaper than therapy
Just back from Copenhagen
What a fucking city that is. Up there as one of the best cities I've been too
What a fucking city that is. Up there as one of the best cities I've been too
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just back from Copenhagen
What a fucking city that is. Up there as one of the best cities I've been too
What a fucking city that is. Up there as one of the best cities I've been too
Isak needs to step up today and be the player his pathetic tantrum in the summer and the massive fee we paid would justify.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Isak needs to step up today and be the player his pathetic tantrum in the summer and the massive fee we paid would justify.
Is Pickford playing to the crowd?
He is gonna cost England the world cup
He is gonna cost England the world cup
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Is Pickford playing to the crowd?
He is gonna cost England the world cup
He is gonna cost England the world cup
Ironically the Russians will no doubt influence our politicians to give this as little time as possible.
There you go.
Parliament will now consider debate on calls for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
Parliament will now consider debate on calls for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ironically the Russians will no doubt influence our politicians to give this as little time as possible.
Real Madrid seemingly have scouts with eyes and are no longer interested in konate as they have seem his drop off is linked to that of Virgil's.
He's not stepping up
He is accelerating his and Virgil's decline.
We now have two centre backs opposition are not fearful of
He's not stepping up
He is accelerating his and Virgil's decline.
We now have two centre backs opposition are not fearful of
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Real Madrid seemingly have scouts with eyes and are no longer interested in konate as they have seem his drop off is linked to that of Virgil's.
He's not stepping up
He is accelerating his and Virgil's decline.
We now have two centre backs opposition are not fearful of
He's not stepping up
He is accelerating his and Virgil's decline.
We now have two centre backs opposition are not fearful of
I remember as a kid always wondering why people with glasses got cheaper hair cuts. I thought it was cos the barber could do a quicker less detailed job as they'd not notice.
However it turns out I'd confused "follical challenged" with "focal challenged"
However it turns out I'd confused "follical challenged" with "focal challenged"
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I remember as a kid always wondering why people with glasses got cheaper hair cuts. I thought it was cos the barber could do a quicker less detailed job as they'd not notice.
However it turns out I'd confused "follical challenged" with "focal challenged"
However it turns out I'd confused "follical challenged" with "focal challenged"
Our government is fucked. The country is on its arse.
How can I get a job in Scandinavia - Copenhagen would be ideal
How can I get a job in Scandinavia - Copenhagen would be ideal
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Our government is fucked. The country is on its arse.
How can I get a job in Scandinavia - Copenhagen would be ideal
How can I get a job in Scandinavia - Copenhagen would be ideal
Had the strangest day today. Out for a walk and found a hat on the floor filled with money, then if that wasn't weird enough, some cunt with a guitar started chasing me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Had the strangest day today. Out for a walk and found a hat on the floor filled with money, then if that wasn't weird enough, some cunt with a guitar started chasing me.
I'm not surprised that slot has not been sacked yet, but I'd be amazed if we were not in deep conversations with other managers and their agents right now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm not surprised that slot has not been sacked yet, but I'd be amazed if we were not in deep conversations with other managers and their agents right now.
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Another thing that makes me angry, whilst I’m at it, is Szoboszlai having to carry an entire midfield on his back, as well as do shit loads of everyone else’s defensive work. I’d be fucking embarrassed if I was alongside him in that midfield right now, tbh. He’s embarrassing them in every game.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Another thing that makes me angry, whilst I’m at it, is Szoboszlai having to carry an entire midfield on his back, as well as do shit loads of everyone else’s defensive work. I’d be fucking embarrassed if I was alongside him in that midfield right now, tbh. He’s embarrassing them in every game.
Richard Hughes should be under the same pressure right now as slot
Contract extensions, signings, style, tactics...
Contract extensions, signings, style, tactics...
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Richard Hughes should be under the same pressure right now as slot
Contract extensions, signings, style, tactics...
Contract extensions, signings, style, tactics...
Feels like in slots inability to sort out attack or our defence he completely forgot we need a midfield.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Feels like in slots inability to sort out attack or our defence he completely forgot we need a midfield.
Slot, not for the first time, has spent most the half looking like he's waiting for a bus that he isn't sure is meant to stop where he is.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Slot, not for the first time, has spent most the half looking like he's waiting for a bus that he isn't sure is meant to stop where he is.
Out fought, and out thought.
Big change needed
Big change needed
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Out fought, and out thought.
Big change needed
Big change needed
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They don’t give a shit, they’re just walking, no berating, no anger nothing
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They don’t give a shit, they’re just walking, no berating, no anger nothing
Pathetic from Virgil. Jogging and watching.
He can slag off his team mates. Buts he's at the scene of the crime too often this season.
He can slag off his team mates. Buts he's at the scene of the crime too often this season.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pathetic from Virgil. Jogging and watching.
He can slag off his team mates. Buts he's at the scene of the crime too often this season.
He can slag off his team mates. Buts he's at the scene of the crime too often this season.
Liverpool are so unlucky this season to come up against teams who have a clear plan....
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Liverpool are so unlucky this season to come up against teams who have a clear plan....
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Penny for Joe Gomez's thoughts
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Penny for Joe Gomez's thoughts
That's slot done.
Same players, making the same errors. Same tactics being outsmarted by every manager. 7 losses in 8 and it's not even looking like getting better.
Opposition keepers don't even have to try
Same players, making the same errors. Same tactics being outsmarted by every manager. 7 losses in 8 and it's not even looking like getting better.
Opposition keepers don't even have to try
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
That's slot done.
Same players, making the same errors. Same tactics being outsmarted by every manager. 7 losses in 8 and it's not even looking like getting better.
Opposition keepers don't even have to try
Same players, making the same errors. Same tactics being outsmarted by every manager. 7 losses in 8 and it's not even looking like getting better.
Opposition keepers don't even have to try
That's a great goal. Straight off training ground targeting Salah, our empty midfield and kerkez
Imagine if we did stuff like that.
Their keeper looks jarg and we just don't bother
Imagine if we did stuff like that.
Their keeper looks jarg and we just don't bother
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That's a great goal. Straight off training ground targeting Salah, our empty midfield and kerkez
Imagine if we did stuff like that.
Their keeper looks jarg and we just don't bother
Imagine if we did stuff like that.
Their keeper looks jarg and we just don't bother
I've just realised it. Newcastle don't hate us for buying Isak. They hate us for buying ekitike as they thought they were gonna end up with him and 50m in place of Isak.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I've just realised it. Newcastle don't hate us for buying Isak. They hate us for buying ekitike as they thought they were gonna end up with him and 50m in place of Isak.