evacide
@evacide.bsky.social
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Director of Cybersecurity @eff.org Co-founder of @stopstalkerware.bsky.social These opinions are my own, not my employers’ I did a TED talk once
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evacide.bsky.social
When people ask, I'm just going to tell them that I am a motivational speaker/comedian who works for a wildly successful t-shirt and sticker company.
evacide.bsky.social
All my life, I thought that I was extremely good at identifying toxic narcissists and avoiding them. Unfortunately, the person to whom I was bragging about this and who told me I was so good at it turned out to be a toxic narcissist.
evacide.bsky.social
This thread highlights a point I have been making for many years: the logic of authoritarianism and the logic of domestic abuse are exactly the same. It is only a difference of scale.
mskellymhayes.bsky.social
Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.
evacide.bsky.social
I feel this in my bones.
wentrogue.bsky.social
“We would like your feedback”

I seriously doubt it.
evacide.bsky.social
I framed the breach as a direct effect of age verification, whereas it's more a second-order effect, since the support system is where a user would upload their ID if they were appealing an age verification that thought they were under 18.
evacide.bsky.social
I deleted my post about the Discord hack because the compromise was a third-party support service and not a third-party dedicated age verification system. Collecting user IDs is still bad and they are hard to protect, but being accurate in my posts is also important.
evacide.bsky.social
Every once in a while, an org in my space puts out a paper in my area of expertise that is so bad that all I can do is hope that no one bothers to read it.
evacide.bsky.social
I will definitely be doing more versions of my cyberfascism keynote, mostly because I want more opportunities to get on stage and yell, "Less complying in advance and more 'Fuck you, make me!'"
evacide.bsky.social
All shall love me and PUT ON HEADPHONES WHEN LISTENING TO YOUR PHONE ON THE BUS.
evacide.bsky.social
I cannot be trusted with power.
evacide.bsky.social
When I am Queen, I shall be a kind and benevolent ruler, unless you are wearing perfume on an airplane, which will be punishable by death.
evacide.bsky.social
EFF's @joshrichman.bsky.social has written about the proliferation of fake EFF quotes in AI slop. Fake quotes from me turn up quite regularly and just to rub salt in the wound, the quotes are boring and bad.
evacide.bsky.social
Yes, I know that October is both Cybersecurity Awareness month and Domestic Violence Awareness month. It is my month of maximum awareness, when I am at my most powerful.
evacide.bsky.social
Leggings are pants, right? Mandatory Lululemon leggings for men. Breathable. Comfortable. Ubiquitous at airports. Nothing will go wrong with this plan.
evacide.bsky.social
Don't mind me, just throwing this whole thing into a slide in my talk about the rise of cyberfascism.
evacide.bsky.social
These are the moments that help me to build my blocklists.
evacide.bsky.social
It is Folsom weekend and I have divided my wardrobe up into three piles:

Clothes that are old enough to vote.

Clothes that are old enough to drink.

Clothes that are too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
evacide.bsky.social
"Sorry I'm late, I seriously underestimated how long it was going to take to get out of that corset," is the most middle-aged goth sentence I have uttered in quite some time.
evacide.bsky.social
That's not what I'm getting at here, but a lot of people seem to think that I'm praising Microsoft, so I assume it is my fault for wording it in a way that was unclear.
evacide.bsky.social
Journalists at the Guardian and whoever leaked the docs to them from inside of MS are the good guys.
evacide.bsky.social
To be clear, I wouldn't want anyone reading my post to come away with the impression that I'm saying the good guy who is winning in this situation is Microsoft.
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alexhairysun.bsky.social
Flock around, find out: Flock apparently decided to reinstall all of the ALPRs they recently took down in Evanston. One problem though: they didn't consult Evanston about it. The city sent a cease & desist letter, and Flock has "committed to promptly removing the cameras." Full story here ⬇️
Evanston orders Flock to remove reinstalled cameras - Evanston RoundTable
Private surveillance vendor Flock Safety reinstalled all of its stationary license plate cameras in Evanston that had previously been removed, apparently
evanstonroundtable.com
evacide.bsky.social
If you make a donation to EFF, it will not go towards this purpose. It will go into the general fund. If you want it to go to this specific purpose, you talk to the development team and arrange a donation. This is not a thing I can crowdfund $20 at a time.
evacide.bsky.social
Donations to EFF go into our general fund. Donations for a specific purpose go through folks on the development team.