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Dooker
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my name started as isseidoki a japanese weeb thing i made in middle school, then people started pronouncing it 'icydookie' then eventually that just morphed into dooker over 15+ years. also from WoW MoP the monkeys say it.
please do it
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Chuck is literally this guy
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
have taught me so much. They are incredibly faithful and give unconditional love. I don't like to imagine a world without dogs."
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
full quote:

"My favorite animal is not what everyone thinks it is. Although chimpanzees are often believed to be my favorite because they are so similar to people, that's not true. Some chimpanzees can be really unpleasant, just like some people. ... My favorite animal overall is a dog because dogs
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
you're doing an "all lives matter" type thing
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Deranged Nazis roaming American streets harassing people with hyped up impunity. Time for ICE to be to be castrated.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
robinkelly.house.gov
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I'm an American whos just spent 6 months in england..
January 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
you need to post him often from now on
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Arin or Dan of Game grumps fame!
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
lets find a town with a cool name where we decide to hang all the not-sees 💝
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
no it has to be a lesser known place with a unique name so it can be remembered.

new york trials? cmon
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
fake tree gang keeps winning
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i only just want them to be decent people
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
mikey j is a pouch of anoos goo
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@kaine.senate.gov Extrajudicial killings, citizens violently detained, people disappeared in detention, birthright citizenship under attack, forever chemicals approved while cutting healthcare, strikes on Venezuela threatened. Calling impeachment 'premature' is cowardice. Do your job or get out.
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
hell yeah was that a naruto reference
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM