Me, seeing a 19-lb turkey: got any a bit bigger?
Farmer: 30 lbs? 34 lbs?
Me: 🤯! Um..*calculations ensue*
Guy in line: How big is your fridge?
Other guy: Or your oven?
Woman in back of them: Don’t do it!
She was the voice of reason. Thanks, chica! 26 lbs juuust fit.
Me, seeing a 19-lb turkey: got any a bit bigger?
Farmer: 30 lbs? 34 lbs?
Me: 🤯! Um..*calculations ensue*
Guy in line: How big is your fridge?
Other guy: Or your oven?
Woman in back of them: Don’t do it!
She was the voice of reason. Thanks, chica! 26 lbs juuust fit.
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jyotikitchens.com
Happy 40th birthday!
Happy 40th birthday!
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Congrats @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ..!! #iloveNYC
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Congrats @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ..!! #iloveNYC
Dems have taken VA, NJ & a Democratic Socialist has been elected mayor of NYC.
There’s still far to go, but tonight, breathe.
Dems have taken VA, NJ & a Democratic Socialist has been elected mayor of NYC.
There’s still far to go, but tonight, breathe.
#TrisstheGSD #gooddoggo #GermanShepherdDog #dogs
#TrisstheGSD #gooddoggo #GermanShepherdDog #dogs
Was a powerful feeling, to yell about how angry we are with others. #firstamendment
Was a powerful feeling, to yell about how angry we are with others. #firstamendment
But I was born in NYC, ranked choice voting gives me hope! Team @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social all the way.
But I was born in NYC, ranked choice voting gives me hope! Team @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social all the way.
That nice gent is the nurse who was there administering flu shots to the firefighters.
That nice gent is the nurse who was there administering flu shots to the firefighters.
#BiFunFacts #Resist #Survive
#BiFunFacts #Resist #Survive