Evan
@evan-brass.net
Programmer with chronic second system syndrome.
Err(WebRtcSucksAssAndShouldHaveNeverExistedError404SanityNotFound)
January 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Err(WebRtcSucksAssAndShouldHaveNeverExistedError404SanityNotFound)
Another day, another Rust feature stabilized at the exact moment I need it. God bless these lib angels. May all their grilled cheeze sandwidtches be the crispiest and the gooziest.
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Another day, another Rust feature stabilized at the exact moment I need it. God bless these lib angels. May all their grilled cheeze sandwidtches be the crispiest and the gooziest.
Sadly I think I was on to something.
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Sadly I think I was on to something.
This little fucker was climbing on my hand before I noticed him. My heart did not respond well to that. If a bigger, faster one gets too close to me I'll probably perish.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This little fucker was climbing on my hand before I noticed him. My heart did not respond well to that. If a bigger, faster one gets too close to me I'll probably perish.
I'm super shmuper exited!
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
September 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm super shmuper exited!
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
jsdelivr is serving a corrupted range request. Content-Length is 4096, but actual received length is 64 bytes. These bytes don't appear in the full file so... disk/memory corruption?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
jsdelivr is serving a corrupted range request. Content-Length is 4096, but actual received length is 64 bytes. These bytes don't appear in the full file so... disk/memory corruption?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
Side effects may include drowsiness.
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Side effects may include drowsiness.
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
TURN server achievement unlocked: From space?
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
TURN server achievement unlocked: From space?
My TURN server has unlocked a new achievement!
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
July 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My TURN server has unlocked a new achievement!
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
I never used to question that software was my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
July 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I never used to question that software was my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
My TURN server getting used 🥹💕
May 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My TURN server getting used 🥹💕
Cereal before milk because it's the right thing to do.
March 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Cereal before milk because it's the right thing to do.
Sometimes MacOS decides to gate a "privacy" feature like UDP multicast/broadcast behind *which* terminal you use to spawn it:
VS Code built-in terminal = wildly unsafe, get fucked
Same code run from MacOS Terminal = totally safe... we'll allow it
Insane.
VS Code built-in terminal = wildly unsafe, get fucked
Same code run from MacOS Terminal = totally safe... we'll allow it
Insane.
March 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sometimes MacOS decides to gate a "privacy" feature like UDP multicast/broadcast behind *which* terminal you use to spawn it:
VS Code built-in terminal = wildly unsafe, get fucked
Same code run from MacOS Terminal = totally safe... we'll allow it
Insane.
VS Code built-in terminal = wildly unsafe, get fucked
Same code run from MacOS Terminal = totally safe... we'll allow it
Insane.
Am I genius or stupid for learning that I can cook ramen in a stainless mixing bowl on my induction stove.
Or maybe just average.
Or maybe just average.
February 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Am I genius or stupid for learning that I can cook ramen in a stainless mixing bowl on my induction stove.
Or maybe just average.
Or maybe just average.
I work here now.
"I'm sorry, we don't have lattes. Our menu is on the wall behind you."
"Sir, your 'Let your dreams be your wings' is ready. Have a nice day."
"I'm sorry, we don't have lattes. Our menu is on the wall behind you."
"Sir, your 'Let your dreams be your wings' is ready. Have a nice day."
February 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I work here now.
"I'm sorry, we don't have lattes. Our menu is on the wall behind you."
"Sir, your 'Let your dreams be your wings' is ready. Have a nice day."
"I'm sorry, we don't have lattes. Our menu is on the wall behind you."
"Sir, your 'Let your dreams be your wings' is ready. Have a nice day."
My coffee was saltier than usual today. Not sure what that's about.
November 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
My coffee was saltier than usual today. Not sure what that's about.