Evan
@evan-brass.net
Programmer with chronic second system syndrome.
Err(WebRtcSucksAssAndShouldHaveNeverExistedError404SanityNotFound)
January 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Err(WebRtcSucksAssAndShouldHaveNeverExistedError404SanityNotFound)
Another day, another Rust feature stabilized at the exact moment I need it. God bless these lib angels. May all their grilled cheeze sandwidtches be the crispiest and the gooziest.
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Another day, another Rust feature stabilized at the exact moment I need it. God bless these lib angels. May all their grilled cheeze sandwidtches be the crispiest and the gooziest.
Thank you to everyone for giving me the a000::/3 net.
It really means a lot.
I'll take good care of it.
K thx
It really means a lot.
I'll take good care of it.
K thx
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Thank you to everyone for giving me the a000::/3 net.
It really means a lot.
I'll take good care of it.
K thx
It really means a lot.
I'll take good care of it.
K thx
This little fucker was climbing on my hand before I noticed him. My heart did not respond well to that. If a bigger, faster one gets too close to me I'll probably perish.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This little fucker was climbing on my hand before I noticed him. My heart did not respond well to that. If a bigger, faster one gets too close to me I'll probably perish.
Waiting to test my hypothesis that the modem will crash at 8:37pm again tonight.
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Waiting to test my hypothesis that the modem will crash at 8:37pm again tonight.
Love when the narrator is also a character. Maybe just love characters. Maybe just need more drunk nuns.
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Love when the narrator is also a character. Maybe just love characters. Maybe just need more drunk nuns.
Reposted by Evan
Portland not beating the Hell On Earth allegations. @wyden.senate.gov
September 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Portland not beating the Hell On Earth allegations. @wyden.senate.gov
5x developer
developer x 5
developer x IV
10x developer
developer x 10
developer x X
1/2x develoepr
developer x Y
or something
developer x 5
developer x IV
10x developer
developer x 10
developer x X
1/2x develoepr
developer x Y
or something
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
5x developer
developer x 5
developer x IV
10x developer
developer x 10
developer x X
1/2x develoepr
developer x Y
or something
developer x 5
developer x IV
10x developer
developer x 10
developer x X
1/2x develoepr
developer x Y
or something
I'm super shmuper exited!
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
September 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm super shmuper exited!
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
The pickling spice we used was so old it proudly claimed to be "non-irradiated"
jsdelivr is serving a corrupted range request. Content-Length is 4096, but actual received length is 64 bytes. These bytes don't appear in the full file so... disk/memory corruption?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
jsdelivr is serving a corrupted range request. Content-Length is 4096, but actual received length is 64 bytes. These bytes don't appear in the full file so... disk/memory corruption?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
Only seems to happen when cf-cache-status is "hit" and x-cache is "miss, miss" so maybe a Cloudflare issue?
Reposted by Evan
📝 Making XML human-readable without XSLT.
Turns out, JavaScript works pretty well!
jakearchibald.com/2025/making-...
Turns out, JavaScript works pretty well!
jakearchibald.com/2025/making-...
Making XML human-readable without XSLT
JavaScript is right there.
jakearchibald.com
September 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
📝 Making XML human-readable without XSLT.
Turns out, JavaScript works pretty well!
jakearchibald.com/2025/making-...
Turns out, JavaScript works pretty well!
jakearchibald.com/2025/making-...
Seattle is a beauty. Happy Rustconf to all who celebrate.
September 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Seattle is a beauty. Happy Rustconf to all who celebrate.
I need a hero (someone who knows DNS configs) to save me (tell me how to resolve to a random sampling within a subnet).
August 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I need a hero (someone who knows DNS configs) to save me (tell me how to resolve to a random sampling within a subnet).
Dig: x.stun.evan-brass.net.
1.1.1.1: x.stun.evan-brass.net.
8.8.8.8: X.StuN.eVAN-bRasS.neT.
Me (trying to encode base62 data in dyndns assuming domains are case sensitive): ffFUUuuUuccK!
1.1.1.1: x.stun.evan-brass.net.
8.8.8.8: X.StuN.eVAN-bRasS.neT.
Me (trying to encode base62 data in dyndns assuming domains are case sensitive): ffFUUuuUuccK!
August 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Dig: x.stun.evan-brass.net.
1.1.1.1: x.stun.evan-brass.net.
8.8.8.8: X.StuN.eVAN-bRasS.neT.
Me (trying to encode base62 data in dyndns assuming domains are case sensitive): ffFUUuuUuccK!
1.1.1.1: x.stun.evan-brass.net.
8.8.8.8: X.StuN.eVAN-bRasS.neT.
Me (trying to encode base62 data in dyndns assuming domains are case sensitive): ffFUUuuUuccK!
Side effects may include drowsiness.
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Side effects may include drowsiness.
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
Do not take Creamy Pesto Pasta® if you are allergic to heavy cream, basil, garlic, or any of its other ingredients.
Do not go swimming, or operate heavy machinery immediately after eating Creamy Pesto Pasta®.
Talk to your doctor today!
TURN server achievement unlocked: From space?
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
TURN server achievement unlocked: From space?
"Your feedback is important to us, would you answer a few questions"
"How likely are you to recommend this phone to a friend?"
0 out of 10
"Failed to send your response due to a network error, please try again later."
"How likely are you to recommend this phone to a friend?"
0 out of 10
"Failed to send your response due to a network error, please try again later."
July 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"Your feedback is important to us, would you answer a few questions"
"How likely are you to recommend this phone to a friend?"
0 out of 10
"Failed to send your response due to a network error, please try again later."
"How likely are you to recommend this phone to a friend?"
0 out of 10
"Failed to send your response due to a network error, please try again later."
My TURN server has unlocked a new achievement!
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
July 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My TURN server has unlocked a new achievement!
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
Nigeria (IPv4) <-> Vietnam (IPv6)
Issue 9000 of Evan cannot devop:
networkd stalls when udev is not installed (as is the case if you install systemd in a debian container but didn't also install udev).
networkd stalls when udev is not installed (as is the case if you install systemd in a debian container but didn't also install udev).
July 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Issue 9000 of Evan cannot devop:
networkd stalls when udev is not installed (as is the case if you install systemd in a debian container but didn't also install udev).
networkd stalls when udev is not installed (as is the case if you install systemd in a debian container but didn't also install udev).
I never used to question that software was my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
July 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I never used to question that software was my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
But today I'm not sure software is my thing.
I call one of my WebRTC tricks a "threesome of ICE agents" because it uses a semi-stateless proxy to fixup/constify the credentials between two browser RFC 8445 agents.
I don't know how I feel about the phrase anymore with America being like this.
I don't know how I feel about the phrase anymore with America being like this.
July 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I call one of my WebRTC tricks a "threesome of ICE agents" because it uses a semi-stateless proxy to fixup/constify the credentials between two browser RFC 8445 agents.
I don't know how I feel about the phrase anymore with America being like this.
I don't know how I feel about the phrase anymore with America being like this.
Rust API opinion:
# [non_exhaustive] enums should not have a catch-all variant because the meaning of it changes (shrinks) as you add variants.
It's better to use a Result somewhere, but if you still want one then mark it as # [doc(hidden)] so that users know they're relying on internals.
# [non_exhaustive] enums should not have a catch-all variant because the meaning of it changes (shrinks) as you add variants.
It's better to use a Result somewhere, but if you still want one then mark it as # [doc(hidden)] so that users know they're relying on internals.
July 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Rust API opinion:
# [non_exhaustive] enums should not have a catch-all variant because the meaning of it changes (shrinks) as you add variants.
It's better to use a Result somewhere, but if you still want one then mark it as # [doc(hidden)] so that users know they're relying on internals.
# [non_exhaustive] enums should not have a catch-all variant because the meaning of it changes (shrinks) as you add variants.
It's better to use a Result somewhere, but if you still want one then mark it as # [doc(hidden)] so that users know they're relying on internals.
I wish much happy to all you Cana-day-uns.
July 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I wish much happy to all you Cana-day-uns.