EVA Unit 1
@evangelionunit1.bsky.social
Originally started as an EVA parody account, now my main. I shitpost and comment NSFW.
MDNI
34/M/CIS/HET/Married. He/him but calling me a good girl hits buttons.
Boring AF but working on it. Kink friendly.
MDNI
34/M/CIS/HET/Married. He/him but calling me a good girl hits buttons.
Boring AF but working on it. Kink friendly.
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Alright y'all, it's close enough to Feb 1 that I'm just going to start now. I'll see all you lovely people again March 1 when I return from my social media hiatus. Take care, stay safe, and bark loud!
February 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Alright y'all, it's close enough to Feb 1 that I'm just going to start now. I'll see all you lovely people again March 1 when I return from my social media hiatus. Take care, stay safe, and bark loud!
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Magical girl duo who are fucking on the regular but it still manages to be unrequited because one of them is in love and the other is super into the Power of Friendship™ and thinks they're just bonding.
January 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Magical girl duo who are fucking on the regular but it still manages to be unrequited because one of them is in love and the other is super into the Power of Friendship™ and thinks they're just bonding.
Realizing I could put pb&j on something other than stale white bread has rekindled my love for this sandwich combo as an adult. It's pure fire on eggos.
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Realizing I could put pb&j on something other than stale white bread has rekindled my love for this sandwich combo as an adult. It's pure fire on eggos.
I think in addition to doing a no-fap-February I'm also going to do no social media February. Try to get a bit of a reset and be more present in my day to day life.
January 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think in addition to doing a no-fap-February I'm also going to do no social media February. Try to get a bit of a reset and be more present in my day to day life.
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I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
I have finally finished the cat wall! She might be a little spoiled but IDC.
January 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I have finally finished the cat wall! She might be a little spoiled but IDC.
Thinking about doing a no-fap February.
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Thinking about doing a no-fap February.
Sometimes the world is a funny place. Like just now an old man driving a white Tesla with " fuck Trudeau" and several "Trump" bumper stickers on it delivered a package to me. A package filled with sex toys that would probably give him an aneurysm if he knew about. Thanks for helping me get freaky!
January 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sometimes the world is a funny place. Like just now an old man driving a white Tesla with " fuck Trudeau" and several "Trump" bumper stickers on it delivered a package to me. A package filled with sex toys that would probably give him an aneurysm if he knew about. Thanks for helping me get freaky!
It's taco Tuesday and I am taking advantage of that fact.
January 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's taco Tuesday and I am taking advantage of that fact.
I have an extremely spoiled kitty (who is actually my wife's cat). And this cat hangs out with me during the day because I'm an acceptable spare human, but her preference is always my wife. Unfortunately my wife is working a 14 today and my cat simply cannot be consoled at the lack of her presence.
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have an extremely spoiled kitty (who is actually my wife's cat). And this cat hangs out with me during the day because I'm an acceptable spare human, but her preference is always my wife. Unfortunately my wife is working a 14 today and my cat simply cannot be consoled at the lack of her presence.
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My goal is to do the dishes and prep the wife's breakfast and lunch for tomorrow before 2 am tonight. I have 5 1/2 hours to accomplish this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My goal is to do the dishes and prep the wife's breakfast and lunch for tomorrow before 2 am tonight. I have 5 1/2 hours to accomplish this.
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Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
January 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Normalize the Female Led Relationship.
Someone just gifted me a sub to @djviolit.com on twitch and now I get all her pretty emotes to spam in chat as we rage.
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Someone just gifted me a sub to @djviolit.com on twitch and now I get all her pretty emotes to spam in chat as we rage.
JFC makeup is expensive. Holy moly.
January 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
JFC makeup is expensive. Holy moly.
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fellow Tolkien fans, could you guys boost my LOTR-inspired painting?
i’d love for it to find a home ⚔️✨
#art #shopsmall #paint #tolkien #lotr
i’d love for it to find a home ⚔️✨
#art #shopsmall #paint #tolkien #lotr
January 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
fellow Tolkien fans, could you guys boost my LOTR-inspired painting?
i’d love for it to find a home ⚔️✨
#art #shopsmall #paint #tolkien #lotr
i’d love for it to find a home ⚔️✨
#art #shopsmall #paint #tolkien #lotr
Costco is truly a lawless land. Just had an old guy flip me off in the parking lot because I had the audacity to try driving on the correct side of the road, which was apparently in the way.
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Costco is truly a lawless land. Just had an old guy flip me off in the parking lot because I had the audacity to try driving on the correct side of the road, which was apparently in the way.
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Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.
I am once again sitting in the gym parking lot convincing myself to go in.....
January 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I am once again sitting in the gym parking lot convincing myself to go in.....
Watching/listening to the news as I do housework has got me legit concerned for how so many Americans actually chose this. Like, y'all okay down there?
January 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Watching/listening to the news as I do housework has got me legit concerned for how so many Americans actually chose this. Like, y'all okay down there?
12:40 am. You all know what that means right? Yep. I'm going to start doing the dishes in 20 minutes.
January 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
12:40 am. You all know what that means right? Yep. I'm going to start doing the dishes in 20 minutes.
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
This is my cat.
That is all.
This is my cat.
That is all.
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
This is my cat.
That is all.
This is my cat.
That is all.
I shouldn't be allowed to buy things this late at night but the Internet makes it so easy.
January 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I shouldn't be allowed to buy things this late at night but the Internet makes it so easy.
That feeling when you get left on read in Kijiji after offering full asking price for an item and saying you can come pick it up whenever works for them.
a cartoon dog with a blue collar is standing in front of a potted plant and a sign that says nope
ALT: a cartoon dog with a blue collar is standing in front of a potted plant and a sign that says nope
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January 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That feeling when you get left on read in Kijiji after offering full asking price for an item and saying you can come pick it up whenever works for them.