Evan LeVine
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Evan LeVine
@evanlevine.bsky.social
Writer, Producer, Satirist, Performance Artist, Jersey Boy, Marathoner, Record Collector, Rib-Hadda, Mets Fan, Saint Who Rules With Extensive Magnanimity.
New post on Substack: In which I drag my wife across Venice, Italy in search of memorable locations from my all-time favorite film.

Yes, I know I am an insane person.

swanfungus.substack.com/p/pass-the-w...
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh we're really doing this.

I call this one "Guys From My Fantasy Baseball Past: The College Years"
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Not wrong.
August 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bring on the robo umps.
August 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My mother sent me this on Instagram assuming I would immediately fixate on buying a bottle of Mets wine...but instead I've spent the better part of ten minutes confused and bewildered by the comment.
August 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I will never NOT make a Simpsons joke when presented with an opportunity.
July 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
2) Oh my god I just looked at my Various Artists folder for the first time in years and nearly had a heart attack. I guess it's a combination of sorting by record label or album title if there aren't multiple titles released by the same label?! What the hell is wrong with me?!
July 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
1) Great Q. Here's how the non-roman characters shake out. I'm not 100% but I do my best.
July 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
- Numbers are numbers
- Artist names are Last, First
- No articles in front of band names or album titles (ie. A, An, The)
- Everyone in one big happy “Music” folder.

Organized as Artist - Title (year of release)

Is that everything?
July 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hey @johndemarsico.bsky.social if you wanna trade Letterboxd profiles after the game, or take a tour of the Universal backlot while you’re in town lmk.
June 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
From Warsaw in Brooklyn (5/21/02) until the Bellwether in LA (4/29/25). 12 shows in 23 years across 4 states, and I finally got a “My Father My King” encore. Thank you @mogwai.scot
April 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
GIVE SAM ROCKWELL THE EMMY RIGHT NOW!!!
March 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Part of the fun of this project is also re-discovering old favorites. From List #93 (June 2000) is Hungry Ghosts' "Alone Alone". Amazingly, the folks at AQ didn't have much to say about it at the time. But years later they recognized its greatness.

music.apple.com/us/album/alo...
March 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
To my fellow 90s Usenet kids, IYKYK
February 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reminder if you haven't already peeped it, my Top 50 Albums of 2024 list has been posted to my Substack. Free preview for the first ten rankings, small paywall after that. For less than a cup of coffee...

swanfungus.substack.com
December 24, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Two more blurbs to write and then I'm done and can click "Publish." Time to crack a beer and make sure all the links work.

Apologies in advance, my laptop keyboard has several keys that stick sometimes. Don't even think about pointing out any typos.
December 21, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Congrats, Doggo of the Year.
December 2, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Do you follow @paullev.bsky.social? You should.

He recently took the time to answer ten questions for the latest installment of my "Interesting People" series. You can read his answers to those queries here:

swanfungus.substack.com/p/interestin...
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
October began and ended with travel. Now I'm home for the remainder of the year, so I'll get back to regular weekly posts.

Check out my recent recap of 48 hours spent in NYC and 48 more in NJ.

swanfungus.substack.com/p/reap-the-w...
November 11, 2024 at 7:08 PM
No Weezer but I did find MY original recordings of Coldplay at Radio City Music Hall in 2001, Nada Surf in Boston in 2001, and Smashing Pumpkins on my birthday in 2000. Mini discs were so cool.

I have one last old hard drive back in LA i have to remount. I’ll check when I get back Wednesday.
November 3, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Now available for all to read on swanfungus.substack.com - a photo-heavy documentation of two weeks spent in Germany. The good. The bad. The mucus-y.
October 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
New post for free and paid subscribers: Reassessing my top 20 albums of 2004. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Link: swanfungus.substack.com/p/miner-at-t...
March 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Ever since I saw a framed BRK-A stock certificate on the wall in a friend’s dad’s home office in 1998, this has been my dream.

I don’t know how many shares you own, rich old man…but I own a fraction of one.

We are equals now.
March 20, 2024 at 7:45 PM
February's mixtape is now live for paid subscribers:

swanfungus.substack.com/p/useless-da...
February 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
New post for free and paid subscribers: open.substack.com/pub/swanfung...
February 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM