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Evan
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Eastern Michigan University.
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I struck up a conversation with this guy at the Pistons vs Suns game last night. Cool as fuck person, he liked my red horse Grant Hill jersey. Glad that the Pistons won as well! Release the Epstein Files! www.wakeuptheworld.shop
Release the Epstein Files! www.wakeuptheworld.shop
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL!
Detroit Pistons vs Phoenix Suns 1/15/26
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Hey NRA, this is the government taking away citizens guns and violating the second amendment. You know, the whole fucking thing you guys have been talking about for my entire life?
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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This is so fucking cool, s/o to that Oregon staff member for being a good human being. It would have been so easy to be salty. He probably recognized that this could be an incredible memento for Ponds and something he'd cherish forever.
A member of the Oregon Ducks coaching staff found Indiana DB D'Angelo Ponds after the Hoosiers' 56-22 win and gave him the ball from the opening play of the game - a play in which Ponds picked off Oregon QB Dante Moore and opened the Peach Bowl scoring with a pick-six 🥹 The staffer kept the ball safe for more than three hours in between the pick-six and the final snap of the night, making sure Ponds had a memento to forever remember his big play 👏
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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The Detroit Pistons didn't even need to resign Malik Beasley to achieve a top three seed in the Eastern Conference. Top three, and they're not two or three either. They're convincingly the best team in the Eastern Conference, I think Cade is going to finish top 5 in MVP votes. DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL!
NBA Eastern Conference standings as of 12/13/2025
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The Tampa Bay Cucks. Or, the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. Whichever you prefer!
Meme describing the Carolina Panthers as a woman getting sexual with another man (the NFC South division title) and her boyfriend (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) is a cuckold, sitting in a chair while watching the Panthers and the NFC South division title get it on.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Mr. Brightside is going to never sound the same again in Ann Arbor.
Picture of Sherrone Moore crying with the caption "it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?" This is in reference to Moore cheating on his wife whom he has three children with for a Michigan employee and getting her pregnant as well, getting her salary bumped up 55% to attempt a coverup, and threatening to kill her and himself.
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Stoked as fuck for my three year old son to open his presents on Christmas morning and find these custom Paw Patrol books. My buddy loves to read and he loves Paw Patrol too, I can't wait to see his reaction when he learns that he's in the books too!! Link is in the alt text description!
https://bubblydoo.us/en/products/paw-patrol-rescue?utm_id=120212101940920164
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This was right after the Lions-Cowboys game on Thursday night. It gets even wilder as the video goes on! Never change, Detroit!
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The last time that the Red Wings, Lions and Pistons all won on the same day was November 12th, 2000. I think today is a great day to change that! #LGRW #OnePride #DetroitBasketball
Chicago Blackhawks - 1 End 1st Detroit Red Wings - 1 Detroit Lions 4:25 PM Washington Commanders Detroit Pistons 7:30 PM Philadelphia 76ers
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Ashamed that my hometown of Saginaw Township voted no on the Saginaw Township Schools bond proposal. I went to these schools over a decade ago and they were in rough condition then, I can only imagine how much worse they are now. People in Saginaw don't give a shit about kids and it's fucking wrong.
By Justin Engel | jengel@mlive.com SAGINAW TWP, MI — For the second time in two years, Saginaw Township voters rejected a multimillion-dollar school district bond proposal aimed at updating aging facilities. During a Tuesday, Nov. 4, election, residents voted against the $169.2 million Saginaw Township Community Schools bond proposal, 7,691 to 4,735 votes, Saginaw County clerk records stated. The proposal represented a price tag reduction compared to the $242.9 million bond proposal that fell short by a vote of 8,671 to 2,540 in May 2023. The campaigns for both bond issues involved sometimes-heated debate that often centered on the financial burden the measures would place on taxpayers during uncertain economic times. Advocates argued the benefits of updated facilities — buildings erected more than a half-century ago — would mark an investment that would pay off both for a township featuring Saginaw County’s second-largest population and a school district that educates about 4,500 students. Superintendent Jamie Kraatz was hired to lead the district five months after the May 2023 bond election loss. She previously served as director of learning, curriculum and assessment at Saginaw Township’s schools. “While the bond did not pass, we remain committed to providing safe, modern and engaging learning environments for all of our students, Kraatz said after Tuesday’s loss. ”It’s important for our community to understand that our needs remain. In the months ahead, we’ll review the results of this election and begin discussing next steps." Kraatz said she was thankful for the support of community members who advocated for the proposal. The proposed renovations to several of those facilities included infrastructure changes meant to provide security against modern threats including school shooters, officials said. If it had passed, the bond also would have included renovations or additions to facilities such as air conditioning and heating systems, bathrooms and locker rooms, classroom technology, and athletics playing fields. The ballot language stated the proposal would have amounted to a 5.21-mill tax annually on average between 2026 and 2052, district records state. The proposed tax would have launched in 2026 at a rate of 3.95 mills. That meant a homeowner living in a house with a $50,000 taxable value would have paid $160.50 to support the bond next year. But district officials pointed out the life of the bond would have begun as earlier-approved township school bond taxes declined and then expired in three years. District records showed the rate for the now-failed bond tax would have reached a height of 5.35 mills annually from 2028-40, which would have resulted in a $267.50 tax bill yearly for a homeowner living in a house with a $50,000 taxable value. By comparison, that same homeowner will pay $125 this year for existing school bond debt that will expire by 2028. Results for the Tuesday election were uploaded to the county clerk’s website shortly after 11:30 p.m. The Saginaw Township vote represented one of two Saginaw County-based school district bond proposals that failed to win voter support Tuesday. Birch Run Area Schools officials also fell short again in convincing voters to approve a multimillion-dollar bond proposal. Voters there rejected a $17.8 million bond proposal for the Birch Run-based school district, 1,253 to 1,089 votes. Election officials consider the initial election results as an unofficial tally. Official results will follow the certification process from state and county election officials.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Some things are bigger than sports
Because some things are bigger than sports
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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This is basically the Stafford/Goff trade from a few years back, but with Cornerbacks instead of Quarterbacks. #NFLsky
Indianapolis Colts trade AD Mitchell, 2026 and 2027 1st round picks for Sauce Gardner
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Traded in my Josh Allen hater card from the last eight years for a JJ McCarthy hater card. Fuck this guy
Fuck JJ McCarthy, all my homies hate JJ McCarthy
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Ferris State vs GVSU highlights! Go Dawgs!! #DII #NCAA #football

youtu.be/9l5VtfviA3E?...
Ferris State University wins 38-31 vs Grand Valley State University for the Anchor Bone Trophy.
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The only King we recognize 🫡😤 #KingOfTheNorth #OnePride #NoKingsDay
Guy in a Calvin Johnson Lions jersey with a sign that says "The only King I recognize is the King of the North" with a picture of Lions QB Jared Goff. Ftp.
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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It's such a buzzkill that this was ruled as an illegal motion by Jared Goff. #OnePride
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Detroit Pistons fans, we're so fucking back.
Pistons Center Isaiah Stewart wearing the new Pistons alternate uni's.
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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My son, wife and I were in a car accident this past Saturday. For a split second, I thought I lost my wife and my son. We're so fortunate to just have minor burns, scratches and bruises. Cars are replaceable, people are not. You won't go before you're supposed to
My totaled car pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3 Pt 4
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The TD catch I was referring to! Spartans are looking good so far
September 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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If Malik Beasley re-signs with Detroit for another year, the Pistons will have gotten significantly better this off-season while saving money. I'm confident in saying the Pistons will be the 3 seed or better this upcoming season.
Former #Pistons guard Malik Beasley is reportedly no longer the target of a federal betting investigation, Beasley's attorneys Steve Haney and Mike Schachter told ESPN.
August 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The Callous Daoboys don't get the attention they deserve
Meme template showing seven different animals with a different band name attached to each animal, and then the offspring being a weird mashup of all seven.
August 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Football is back fellas
Op holding a Bell's Hazy Two Hearted IPA and chicken shawarma at a Detroit Lions preseason game.
August 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Guardians Of Pedophiles
GOP Republican elephant logo with the words Pedophile Protectors surrounding it.
August 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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After eight years of playing #Fortnite, I have FINALLY won a solo match. I have had hundreds of top 5 finishes, dozens of 2nd place finishes, but never the victory. I screamed so fucking loud my neighbor came over and checked up on me lol.
July 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM