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It’s crazy how we all agreed to say “thermometer” like “thur-MOM-eter” when it clearly should have been said like “thermo-meter”.
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When you have a newborn, everyone says “sleep when they sleep”.

Great idea, now who’s gonna keep watch for the raiding bands of orcs??

Someone’s gotta keep watch.
February 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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THE RIFF is back on 2/28 @ 7:30pm @ Imposters Theater! Join us as our musical guest, Ryan's Amazing Spectacular inspires improv scenes!

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February 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Variety is the spice of life. Except for when you go to Chipotle. Then it’s “I’m going to eat this one exact thing for the rest of my life”.
January 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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O Holy Night Is Close Encounters and Carol of the Bells is Uncut Gems
December 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
“The Sanctuary, where good things happen”. That’s a bad catchphrase, it’s not catching on Jeff! #survivor
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Starburst is essentially just “Taffy if it was good”
December 4, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Fantastic W for the Cavs tonight. However, that ending is painful as hell. The NBA needs to do something about the “intentional foul meta”. It sucks for the sport that a close game ends with a slow series of free throws.

An alt idea…the fouling player is taken off the court for a minute.
December 2, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Not sure how anyone beats this Celtics team in a 7-game series. Tons of mismatches in the pick and roll, and you’re forced to switch every time because every single player can shoot the 3. So either it’s an open 3 or you’ve got a guard defending a big down low.
December 2, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Cavs offense looks so rough right now. Nothing is coming easy.
December 2, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I love the morality in Willy Wonka. It teaches us to not overeat, to not watch too much TV, and to not…… chew too much gum?
November 29, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Absolutely despise FanDuel sports streaming app. I can’t believe they’ve gotten me to this point, but I would actually prefer commercials to this weird, black and white montage stuff during the breaks. It feels so ominous and liminal. Is that a good vibe for watching sports??
November 29, 2024 at 8:08 PM
When Niang is off, he is so off. He just like me
November 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM