ABC have already announced a new show that will fill Kimmel's slot, see provided press image.

Litmus really said "we're upgrading your plan, here's all the cool features, oh btw it's 5x your current price per month, accept it or cancel" WHAT

"So basically we had this Geography teacher and he was absolutely sound, he was like a father to me. Anyways he used to bring into class, a sandwich, and nobody knew what was on it, maybe it was a few Quavers or something, my mate John stood up and asked, it turned out that it was egg and cress."

Who is parking in front of the hamburglar?? That's just asking for problems

me in the national security group chat

Oh... Guess that's not going to be my wifi SSID then.