Eve
@eve-ryone.bsky.social
Favrd University drop out. Twitter/X refugee. Have mercy, send an emotional support dollar. Cash App $Eev1e. Thank you.
Just dipping my seasoned croutons in Heinz chicken gravy, wyd?
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Just dipping my seasoned croutons in Heinz chicken gravy, wyd?
I'm not asking for much, I just want someone who will carry me down the stairs and tuck me into bed after working the graveyard shift.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm not asking for much, I just want someone who will carry me down the stairs and tuck me into bed after working the graveyard shift.
It's 11 degrees outside. I had to warm up my car for 12 minutes just to reach 3 notches over cold.
January 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It's 11 degrees outside. I had to warm up my car for 12 minutes just to reach 3 notches over cold.
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See a MAGA, block a MAGA.
the front of a white house with a tree in front of it .
ALT: the front of a white house with a tree in front of it .
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November 13, 2024 at 3:24 PM
See a MAGA, block a MAGA.
Ugh, too much baking soda in my coffee!
*drinks every drop
Shudders in four languages.
*drinks every drop
Shudders in four languages.
November 17, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Ugh, too much baking soda in my coffee!
*drinks every drop
Shudders in four languages.
*drinks every drop
Shudders in four languages.
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Last time this guy was elected, we had a plague.
Just sayin
Just sayin
November 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Last time this guy was elected, we had a plague.
Just sayin
Just sayin
Anybody know if a panic attack is considered cardio?
November 17, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Anybody know if a panic attack is considered cardio?
All the talk about aliens has reminded me that Masked Wolf feels like an astronaut in the ocean.
November 16, 2024 at 7:54 AM
All the talk about aliens has reminded me that Masked Wolf feels like an astronaut in the ocean.
And here I am, stuck without a proper pocket.
November 16, 2024 at 7:28 AM
And here I am, stuck without a proper pocket.
Justin Timberlake took cake to the ocean. He knew about the aliens.
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Justin Timberlake took cake to the ocean. He knew about the aliens.
This video is worth watching to the end. (🎥: ledbydonkeys)
TikTok video by COURIER
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November 11, 2024 at 2:23 AM
The best commentary
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#motivationalvideo #viralvideo #fypシ #fyp #genx #trendingvideo
TikTok video by Jace Vek - musician | producer
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November 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
The best commentary
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Today we exist out of sheer spite. We eat good food, we make good things, we do good and we bow to no one.
November 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Today we exist out of sheer spite. We eat good food, we make good things, we do good and we bow to no one.
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I find it grimly ironic that today is apparently Stress Awareness Day
November 6, 2024 at 9:18 AM
I find it grimly ironic that today is apparently Stress Awareness Day
I'm not really buying that orange Palpatine legit won. There was Russian interference, voter intimidation with machetes, burned ballot boxes, some slimy secret between Don and Mike, and who knows what else. Also, my girl Kamala hasn't yet conceded. She knows these numbers are fishy.
November 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I'm not really buying that orange Palpatine legit won. There was Russian interference, voter intimidation with machetes, burned ballot boxes, some slimy secret between Don and Mike, and who knows what else. Also, my girl Kamala hasn't yet conceded. She knows these numbers are fishy.
Congrats to all the women and girls in Arizona and Missouri. You don't have to bleed out in parking lots to get Healthcare. For now.
November 6, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Congrats to all the women and girls in Arizona and Missouri. You don't have to bleed out in parking lots to get Healthcare. For now.
November 6, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I told my therapist: As I age I'm finding it increasingly difficult to maintain friendships. He said, "Try to stop being a little bitch. "
November 6, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I told my therapist: As I age I'm finding it increasingly difficult to maintain friendships. He said, "Try to stop being a little bitch. "
I might be too autistic to handle these next four years very well, but at least I'm eccentric enough to focus on the littlest things. Ha ha ha ha ha sob.
November 6, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I might be too autistic to handle these next four years very well, but at least I'm eccentric enough to focus on the littlest things. Ha ha ha ha ha sob.
Who knew tear flavored coffee was tasty? There's no bitterness at all, except for in my heart.
November 6, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Who knew tear flavored coffee was tasty? There's no bitterness at all, except for in my heart.
Seriously thinking about how the brush roller in my vaccuum might feel like a massage on my back. Pthbt, Pthbt, Pthbt, Pthbt, Pthbt.
November 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Seriously thinking about how the brush roller in my vaccuum might feel like a massage on my back. Pthbt, Pthbt, Pthbt, Pthbt, Pthbt.
Whelp, enjoy your kleptocracy, America.
November 6, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Whelp, enjoy your kleptocracy, America.
6 a.m. and it's already been a day.
November 6, 2024 at 11:52 AM
6 a.m. and it's already been a day.
