James Blonde
@strangerthangs.bsky.social
🌘If you’re going to stress me out, at least pass the blunt
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James Blonde
@strangerthangs.bsky.social
· Jan 21
I’m trying to remain positive.
*Also
This is no time to be Sober.
*Also
This is no time to be Sober.
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I miss casual sex.
April 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I miss casual sex.
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I stopped believing but the song just went on and on and on and on anyway
April 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I stopped believing but the song just went on and on and on and on anyway
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But can your soulmate do THIS?
*pops a wheelie on my BMX*
*pops a wheelie on my BMX*
April 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
But can your soulmate do THIS?
*pops a wheelie on my BMX*
*pops a wheelie on my BMX*
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Today I tested positive for needing 7 cups of coffee & an entire lasagna
April 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Today I tested positive for needing 7 cups of coffee & an entire lasagna
I hate coming to terms with things, I should just be able to cast a fireball instead.
April 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I hate coming to terms with things, I should just be able to cast a fireball instead.
My name is Bond,
US bond. ☀️
US bond. ☀️
April 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My name is Bond,
US bond. ☀️
US bond. ☀️
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what did reply guys do before social media. were you all out there just typing out your shitty opinions and mailing them to people
April 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
what did reply guys do before social media. were you all out there just typing out your shitty opinions and mailing them to people
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If you mute the word cat, half of Bluesky disappears
April 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you mute the word cat, half of Bluesky disappears
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They should give me a tax break for having small breasts.
April 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They should give me a tax break for having small breasts.
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Live posting from the bathtub, who wants toast.
April 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Live posting from the bathtub, who wants toast.
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Big shoutout to men with penises, keep that shit up.
April 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Big shoutout to men with penises, keep that shit up.
You don’t use the bluesky mutual confidentiality clause, and it shows.
April 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You don’t use the bluesky mutual confidentiality clause, and it shows.
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It’s getting weird in here
April 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It’s getting weird in here
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I don’t cry on social media about my problems. I go to the bar and drown them like an adult
April 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I don’t cry on social media about my problems. I go to the bar and drown them like an adult
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Shitposter is so crass, I'm an *excrement author*
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Shitposter is so crass, I'm an *excrement author*
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emotionally, I'm the half eaten apple I found on the back of the toilet in the mens room
April 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
emotionally, I'm the half eaten apple I found on the back of the toilet in the mens room
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Long story short, Uranus makes me giggle.
April 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Long story short, Uranus makes me giggle.
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There’s no shitposting like Friday shitposting.
April 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There’s no shitposting like Friday shitposting.
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Who up deciding how to spend the $600 they won for having the best March Madness bracket?
April 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Who up deciding how to spend the $600 they won for having the best March Madness bracket?
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People who can say..
Thank You and then move on effortlessly after receiving a compliment..
instead of awkwardly performing disheveled word backflips whilst executing gyrating gestural gymnastics..
are some fucking mythical life forms right there
Bravo you!
Thank You and then move on effortlessly after receiving a compliment..
instead of awkwardly performing disheveled word backflips whilst executing gyrating gestural gymnastics..
are some fucking mythical life forms right there
Bravo you!
April 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
People who can say..
Thank You and then move on effortlessly after receiving a compliment..
instead of awkwardly performing disheveled word backflips whilst executing gyrating gestural gymnastics..
are some fucking mythical life forms right there
Bravo you!
Thank You and then move on effortlessly after receiving a compliment..
instead of awkwardly performing disheveled word backflips whilst executing gyrating gestural gymnastics..
are some fucking mythical life forms right there
Bravo you!
Category 5 posting event underway.
April 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Category 5 posting event underway.