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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · Sep 3

I practice safe sex by only listening to the cranberries when I fuck to prevent UTIs

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 7h

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 10h

I'm gonna need Big Weed to start putting drier weed in pre rolls that sticky shit may be fine in a bowl but I don't need my joint to solidify the moment I light it

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 12h

literally what's the difference between a tangerine and a mandarin why do we need both

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

teen who got sent here from 2007: why are the cops fighting a frog. but more importantly what happened to myspace

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm never going to "discover weekly" I'm going to discover new bands organically & non gmo

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

Q: How does the order define anti-
American?
A: They can't tell you. That would ruin the surprise.

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 2d

Gordon Ramsay looking down and saying "delicious, finally some good fucking news"

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 2d

THEM: how's it going

ME: pretty good, last month in india i only sold 61 fewer cars than tesla

THEM: wait, you sell cars?

ME: no

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2d

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 2d

thank god a well more adjusted version of myself built an incredibly detailed checklist of what I do at work every day

actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 2d

turns out if you take enough anti anxiety medication to forget about your mid life crisis you will also forget literally everything else

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 2d

i made all of like 20$ selling photos of my feet online does that count

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 3d

DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system

ME: is there anything you can do

DOCTOR: no you did them all

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 3d

drinking coffee after noon is a disaster it is like daring your brain to do nothing but play the tambourine off-beat all night long when you’re trying to sleep