evenora
@evenora.bsky.social
this is better than X
(only here for burn2r)
(only here for burn2r)
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December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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BUBATHON 2
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
BUBATHON 2
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
DEC 18TH MARK YOUR CALENDARS
BE THEEERRRREEE 🐶
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WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
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I have a theory
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have a theory
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
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He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style!
My mouth is just a big hole
My mouth is just a big hole
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style!
My mouth is just a big hole
My mouth is just a big hole
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Attention all Mouth Breathers
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Attention all Mouth Breathers
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
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September 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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It's my RIGHT as an American citizen to take a biss on the side of the highway and you can't stop me
September 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's my RIGHT as an American citizen to take a biss on the side of the highway and you can't stop me
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10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by the Taco bell Bong
YouTube video by xander
youtu.be
September 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not driving IN traffic
YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC
YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC
September 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not driving IN traffic
YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC
YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC
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cat ears do NOT make me a furry
just want to clarify that
they are JUST cat ears 😺
just want to clarify that
they are JUST cat ears 😺
August 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
cat ears do NOT make me a furry
just want to clarify that
they are JUST cat ears 😺
just want to clarify that
they are JUST cat ears 😺
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close your eyes. visualize it. breathe it in. smell it. taste it.
the climax.
the climax.
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
close your eyes. visualize it. breathe it in. smell it. taste it.
the climax.
the climax.
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i left a man stranded in the bathroom stall yesterday with no toilet paper
if you're reading this with your shit caked ass, i'm sorry, next time i will give you toilet paper :(
my bad
if you're reading this with your shit caked ass, i'm sorry, next time i will give you toilet paper :(
my bad
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i left a man stranded in the bathroom stall yesterday with no toilet paper
if you're reading this with your shit caked ass, i'm sorry, next time i will give you toilet paper :(
my bad
if you're reading this with your shit caked ass, i'm sorry, next time i will give you toilet paper :(
my bad
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LABUBUS ARE JUST GEN ALPHA'S FURBY
CHANGE MY MIND
CHANGE MY MIND
August 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
LABUBUS ARE JUST GEN ALPHA'S FURBY
CHANGE MY MIND
CHANGE MY MIND
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I've been eating goldfish recently, and when I eat them, I don't chew them. I just swallow them whole, 1 by 1, so they can swim around in my belly :)
I think they brobably have a really good time down there :)
I think they brobably have a really good time down there :)
August 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I've been eating goldfish recently, and when I eat them, I don't chew them. I just swallow them whole, 1 by 1, so they can swim around in my belly :)
I think they brobably have a really good time down there :)
I think they brobably have a really good time down there :)
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July 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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need my uber drivers to STOP JERKIN IT 😡
July 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
need my uber drivers to STOP JERKIN IT 😡
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OMG I literally ate asparagus ONE TIME and now all my friends won't stop calling me "Mr. Stinky Piss" 😡
June 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
OMG I literally ate asparagus ONE TIME and now all my friends won't stop calling me "Mr. Stinky Piss" 😡
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Pickles are just big relish
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
June 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pickles are just big relish
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
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I'm awake working on my SUPER SECRET top secret broject 🤫 but none of you can know about it, not until I'm bready 🍞
#GlutenFree
#GlutenFree
June 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm awake working on my SUPER SECRET top secret broject 🤫 but none of you can know about it, not until I'm bready 🍞
#GlutenFree
#GlutenFree
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@cam2r.com you are just like a coconut because you are hairy and full of milk
May 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
@cam2r.com you are just like a coconut because you are hairy and full of milk
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May 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM