Andrew
@everopalescent.bsky.social
Finally a place to post the things that would make my parents ashamed.
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Andrew
@everopalescent.bsky.social
· Mar 12
I’m not like other gays. Yes I post my body for Male Attention™️ but I’m, like, ironic about it 😌
Had a dream last night that the first guy I crushed on turned out to be gay after all and now I’m sad we didn’t stay in touch through school because I want to find out if it’s true 😆
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Had a dream last night that the first guy I crushed on turned out to be gay after all and now I’m sad we didn’t stay in touch through school because I want to find out if it’s true 😆
Throwing back ibuprofen with an energy drink? Maybe I really am gym trash
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Throwing back ibuprofen with an energy drink? Maybe I really am gym trash
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Benny says “hi.” 👋🏻
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Benny says “hi.” 👋🏻
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If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
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The US Postal Service gets treated like a business, but at the end of the day it's a government service. It'll never happen under this administration, but it seems like we're due for a discussion about the USPS becoming a taxpayer-funded agency once again.
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The US Postal Service gets treated like a business, but at the end of the day it's a government service. It'll never happen under this administration, but it seems like we're due for a discussion about the USPS becoming a taxpayer-funded agency once again.
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Me: Finally I can play Christmas music
The music:
The music:
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me: Finally I can play Christmas music
The music:
The music:
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Yes I’m vers. I can be a top or a bottom depending on which is funnier for the bit.
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yes I’m vers. I can be a top or a bottom depending on which is funnier for the bit.
It’s been a minute 🫣
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s been a minute 🫣
I wouldn’t often say this, but I felt hot going to see Lorde
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I wouldn’t often say this, but I felt hot going to see Lorde
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Pokémon is lowkey the Taylor Swift of gaming but I’m not allowed to say that
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Pokémon is lowkey the Taylor Swift of gaming but I’m not allowed to say that
If not the act of creation, what is there to live for?
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If not the act of creation, what is there to live for?
RIP Galileo. You would’ve loved glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars.
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
RIP Galileo. You would’ve loved glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars.
DAMN the moon is pretty !! I’m in love with her!
October 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
DAMN the moon is pretty !! I’m in love with her!
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I know gays love slutty costumes but I'm really just trynna be this diva for Halloween
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I know gays love slutty costumes but I'm really just trynna be this diva for Halloween
Yes don’t worry I am listening to Taylor Swift today.
October 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yes don’t worry I am listening to Taylor Swift today.
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Only little weird gay people can read this. Ya you, you tiny little strange gay person.
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Only little weird gay people can read this. Ya you, you tiny little strange gay person.
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If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists
September 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists
I can feel my grade going up. A nurse told me if I’m ever in an emergency the paramedics will love my veins 😌
I am going to get a good grade in Patient; a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I can feel my grade going up. A nurse told me if I’m ever in an emergency the paramedics will love my veins 😌
I am going to get a good grade in Patient; a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
September 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I am going to get a good grade in Patient; a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
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Hi yes I’d like to order a functioning immune system. When is the soonest I can have one delivered?
August 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hi yes I’d like to order a functioning immune system. When is the soonest I can have one delivered?
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my apologies btw
August 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
my apologies btw