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Andrew
@everopalescent.bsky.social
Finally a place to post the things that would make my parents ashamed.
(He/They)
Gotta get those game leaks somehow 😆
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Wearing boxers? What do you think I am, straight??
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I would but I don’t have it 😭 Please don’t sue me.
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I simply don’t care about the storyline that goes, “My life is sooooo perfect. I’m hot and successful but no one can know I’m gay!” -> “Oh, now that people know I’m gay my life is even more perfecter than before!”
Gratuitous amounts of sex don’t help either.
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Celeste! My girl!
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I wouldn’t know!
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Miami? More like Mi-paint-mi!
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Miami? More like Mi-ain’t me!
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Miami? More like Mia-me!
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Incredibly grabbable 🤗
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The eternal struggle
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh of course. An extra set of eyes and pair of hands goes a long ways
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hmmm not sure I’d pull it off as well as you… I think we’d need a picture in thongs together for accurate comparison.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wait that’s such a cute thong too
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM