Woke Marxist Pope
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Her high holiness. The real pope, obv
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What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
What’s the pope gotta do around here to get a free Nintendo switch 2?
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What’s the pope gotta do around here to get a free Nintendo switch 2?
Your pope vapes, don’t @ me
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Your pope vapes, don’t @ me
1. Thou shalt not blame your problems and insecurities on brown people
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
1. Thou shalt not blame your problems and insecurities on brown people
6-7, that’s how many commandments we really need, don’t @ me
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
6-7, that’s how many commandments we really need, don’t @ me
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Remember: There is nothing natural or inevitable about extreme inequality; it’s the result of an economic system that values wealth and power over human dignity and justice.
It doesn't have to be this way.
It doesn't have to be this way.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Remember: There is nothing natural or inevitable about extreme inequality; it’s the result of an economic system that values wealth and power over human dignity and justice.
It doesn't have to be this way.
It doesn't have to be this way.
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an important part of adulthood is coming to the realization that you can have shrimp cocktail literally any time you want
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
an important part of adulthood is coming to the realization that you can have shrimp cocktail literally any time you want
I dunno i may switch to Islam, they got better drip
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I dunno i may switch to Islam, they got better drip
Just saying tho, Ya’ll should try robes some time, they’re comfy as fuck
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Just saying tho, Ya’ll should try robes some time, they’re comfy as fuck
Peter theil keeps talking about the anti-Christ, and I’m like, dude, whoever smelt it delt it (it’s in the bible)
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Peter theil keeps talking about the anti-Christ, and I’m like, dude, whoever smelt it delt it (it’s in the bible)
I grabbed the wrong beads again damnit
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I grabbed the wrong beads again damnit
ICE can suck my holy dick
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ICE can suck my holy dick
Where my virgins at??
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Where my virgins at??
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This City Belongs to You.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Dude, I was on the pope phone and God just told the funniest joke, Vatican internet is shit so I only heard half, but something about the difference between jelly and jam…
July 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Dude, I was on the pope phone and God just told the funniest joke, Vatican internet is shit so I only heard half, but something about the difference between jelly and jam…
Yeah I’m American but I ain’t MAGA, those people haaaate Jesus
July 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yeah I’m American but I ain’t MAGA, those people haaaate Jesus
Cardinal Raul let a stinker out today at mass, what do you eat Raul, spoiled fish?
July 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Cardinal Raul let a stinker out today at mass, what do you eat Raul, spoiled fish?
There’s still no hope for you Chicago Bears fans
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There’s still no hope for you Chicago Bears fans
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All arrangements are edible if your ass is hungry enough.
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
All arrangements are edible if your ass is hungry enough.
When I get back none of yall better be messing w my Nintendo switch, looking at your cardinal Raul.
February 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
When I get back none of yall better be messing w my Nintendo switch, looking at your cardinal Raul.
The rumors of my demise have been severely exaggerated. However, I did always swallow a crucifix the other day. Those silly cardinals love pranks and put one in my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
February 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The rumors of my demise have been severely exaggerated. However, I did always swallow a crucifix the other day. Those silly cardinals love pranks and put one in my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
The pope is now on cameo, come holler at your boy
December 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
The pope is now on cameo, come holler at your boy
The pope needs more ring pops. Where all my pope guards at, Sergei? Raul?
December 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
The pope needs more ring pops. Where all my pope guards at, Sergei? Raul?
Thinking about getting into crypto, who would buy popecoin? get at me in the comments w $pope
December 19, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Thinking about getting into crypto, who would buy popecoin? get at me in the comments w $pope