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Dave Carroll
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He/him. Dad. Partner. Small game shop owner. Infrequent choir teacher.
When in doubt, it’s more global weirding, got it. So while cuts might not have hurt, increasing funding would definitely help.
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Looks like I can’t dm you but Davecarroll (atsymbol) hey.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Very interested!
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I heard the E flat slouched back in as an E double-flat but they got caught and the other two were charged with diminution of a minor.
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Did you know that if you flip a canoe over it’s super easy to wear it as a hat?

…because it’s cap-sized.
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by Dave Carroll
The agents had already disarmed Pretti when they shot him over and over again. An agent walked away with the gun in hand.

Another agent can be heard asking "Where's the gun?!" after the shooting, because it was not in Pretti's possession when they opened fire.

It's all on video.
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Well it’s not Ben Brown. (It’s Shota, his 1st innings have been rough.)
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It was considered “too far” according to a sweet This American Life episode about the Onion.
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Worth remembering he was cordial to others in his circles because he was a cynical troll who barely believed his own positions: he just wanted to get paid and knew how to read a certain kind of room.
September 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I still talk about this as a crowning achievement of satire and compassion. Plus I love sharing the headline that wasn’t used: “Country’s Defense Still Strong Say Quadragon Officials”.
September 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Love this thread, I am of much the same mind. My faith is “roots in Episcopalian heritage, now full on Christian Universalist.”
September 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I love it when he pulls that one out. I think Zaidman even said it once when Pat was on a day off.
August 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
He did get less than 30 hours of rest after closing the first game Tuesday.
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM