What can I say, I like being problematic, it's my #kink, don't #kinkshame me #uwu 🥺👉👈😻

sure are, I mean I always have a great time when I do lmao 🤪

seconded. all in favour of skipping next month on grounds of time served, say eye!

lmao, ok, so conna come clean, just e-lurked you a bit and like holy shit you got it going on AND THEN some 😅 omg did I go full tism and misread that like all hell lol, but also like fuck it, I'm normalizing tism-y awkwardness - and also, I look too hot in that pic to take it down 😂

girl, I got you! I'm only about 3 years in and I'm here: (sorry, I couldn't find a chair, but I think i made-do ok 🤪) honestly, bet you'll get there faster than you think. and like, spoiler alert: we really only get hotter with age ☺️

[oops, looks like my dyscalculia won out there, and like fuck I've still got so much more to rant about, but I think you get the idea - there's no rallying cry here, no moral, no silverlinings or other assorted bullshit... just tomorrow to wake up to, so I can bump my ad, check my phone and repeat]

(5/5) and I'm damn fucking good at fucking every gender, every kink, everybody and every body! and I'm not even close to alone in this lone of work when I say I'm hella proud of that shit - I make people's day everyday and I make it the best day they've had in ages most of the time. so just why? why

(4/5) to survive an endless onslaught of dick pics? to get harassed by shit heads, scammers, and timewasters? because we like it? fuck no! we do this shit cuz we have to. and yeah, there are days when I absofuckinglutely love the work I do, hell, I get laid for money!

(3/5) so I just don't get it, why the fuck would you try so hard to mess with us when you could've lived the rest of your pathetic life in peace? hell hath no fury and all that; but in reality, we have no real recourse, we have the flimsiest of protections, and we pick up our phones again to what?

(2/3) but when you start trying to publicly humiliate me and my sisters just to poss off your neighbour, and you waste our time, and it's already the slowest and coldest season of the year, you better believe you've got something else coming for you hon...

oooh, just realized it's got free delivery tho, i don't cum for free, haha

yes PLEASE! I'd add that to queue asap! what's your YouTube channel? this is the content I fucking live to see... at like 6 in the morning when my brain won't let me go to sleep after working all night 😅