𝕖𝕟𝕧𝕚𝕖 (𝔰𝔥𝔢/𝔥𝔢𝔯) 🏳️⚧️
@eviah.bsky.social
Professional hot mess, including but not limited to being a:
- chaos demon
- divorcée before 30
- recovering addict
- neurodiverse soup
- psych ward frequent flier
- gender fucker
- sex worker
- shit disturber
- and occasional writer on all of the above
- chaos demon
- divorcée before 30
- recovering addict
- neurodiverse soup
- psych ward frequent flier
- gender fucker
- sex worker
- shit disturber
- and occasional writer on all of the above
i put the heroin in #heroinchic - that and in my veins
July 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
i put the heroin in #heroinchic - that and in my veins
You know those summer nights where you—in this case, me, an objectively hot cunty bitch—are just hanging out with your also attractive gal pal who's hot in maybe less of a porn star way than you/me really, and y'all are just #queerbating and cuddling ambigously on the sidewalk for hours doing drugs?
July 21, 2024 at 11:09 AM
You know those summer nights where you—in this case, me, an objectively hot cunty bitch—are just hanging out with your also attractive gal pal who's hot in maybe less of a porn star way than you/me really, and y'all are just #queerbating and cuddling ambigously on the sidewalk for hours doing drugs?
oh shit it's 2024 now, welcome to another year of hell y'all
January 1, 2024 at 8:38 AM
oh shit it's 2024 now, welcome to another year of hell y'all
not counting what I do for work, I think I've reached a critical mass when it some to meaningless sex... and now I'm just breaking the laws of physics for the fun of it I guess
December 28, 2023 at 1:13 PM
not counting what I do for work, I think I've reached a critical mass when it some to meaningless sex... and now I'm just breaking the laws of physics for the fun of it I guess
sooner or later we all hit an age where you realize everyone does coke just to cope
December 23, 2023 at 3:36 PM
sooner or later we all hit an age where you realize everyone does coke just to cope
(1/2) what the actual fuck is with these asshats out there trying to troll sex workers out there so much? like don't get me wrong, we're pretty AF but we're also tougher than hell, this industry takes the absolute thickest, softest, well-kept skin around to survive in.
December 16, 2023 at 11:19 AM
(1/2) what the actual fuck is with these asshats out there trying to troll sex workers out there so much? like don't get me wrong, we're pretty AF but we're also tougher than hell, this industry takes the absolute thickest, softest, well-kept skin around to survive in.
soooooooo... are they hiring? i'd like to apply for a position on the menu plz, i've got YEARS of experience!
December 16, 2023 at 8:19 AM
soooooooo... are they hiring? i'd like to apply for a position on the menu plz, i've got YEARS of experience!
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imagining a straight couple watching movies together shouting “omg!! they’re just like us!!” anytime the characters turn out to be straight
December 9, 2023 at 4:19 AM
imagining a straight couple watching movies together shouting “omg!! they’re just like us!!” anytime the characters turn out to be straight
fun things you learn as a #sexworker in #yvr number 58: knowing exactly what time every #skytrain station opens for the first train of the day... after your last call of the night 🙃
December 13, 2023 at 12:49 PM
fun things you learn as a #sexworker in #yvr number 58: knowing exactly what time every #skytrain station opens for the first train of the day... after your last call of the night 🙃
ok, so I'm deffs a couple decades and change out on this one, but #boundmovie by Lana and @lillywachowski.bsky.social is probably one of the best movies I think I've literally ever watched! like, can you even think of a better neo-noir lesbian thriller with great #sexworker representation out there?
December 12, 2023 at 1:37 PM
ok, so I'm deffs a couple decades and change out on this one, but #boundmovie by Lana and @lillywachowski.bsky.social is probably one of the best movies I think I've literally ever watched! like, can you even think of a better neo-noir lesbian thriller with great #sexworker representation out there?
sometimes you have a bad day cuz you had a bad day, and sometimes it's cuz people are just fucking monsters
December 6, 2023 at 10:04 AM
sometimes you have a bad day cuz you had a bad day, and sometimes it's cuz people are just fucking monsters
ya know, when I went to trans my gender, I didn't realize I was getting the Damsel in Distress™️ DLC automatically enabled, like can't I just get credit towards my next gender instead??
December 5, 2023 at 2:55 PM
ya know, when I went to trans my gender, I didn't realize I was getting the Damsel in Distress™️ DLC automatically enabled, like can't I just get credit towards my next gender instead??
it's been one of those really fucking scary nights to be a ho
but it was actually my client who made me feel like I'm a human being tonight
he might've just saved my life... night's not over yet tho 🙃
but it was actually my client who made me feel like I'm a human being tonight
he might've just saved my life... night's not over yet tho 🙃
December 5, 2023 at 2:05 PM
it's been one of those really fucking scary nights to be a ho
but it was actually my client who made me feel like I'm a human being tonight
he might've just saved my life... night's not over yet tho 🙃
but it was actually my client who made me feel like I'm a human being tonight
he might've just saved my life... night's not over yet tho 🙃
saying it is trying, and like sometimes that's enough, right @badlemon.bsky.social
December 4, 2023 at 9:15 AM
saying it is trying, and like sometimes that's enough, right @badlemon.bsky.social
as a #trans person, I feel like I shouldn't have to constantly be asking myself why so many people hate us just for existing
like do they even know how hard this shit already is? we really don't need their help here
but then every day I'm hit with more reasons to wonder why it gets worse and worse
like do they even know how hard this shit already is? we really don't need their help here
but then every day I'm hit with more reasons to wonder why it gets worse and worse
December 3, 2023 at 4:18 PM
as a #trans person, I feel like I shouldn't have to constantly be asking myself why so many people hate us just for existing
like do they even know how hard this shit already is? we really don't need their help here
but then every day I'm hit with more reasons to wonder why it gets worse and worse
like do they even know how hard this shit already is? we really don't need their help here
but then every day I'm hit with more reasons to wonder why it gets worse and worse
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Basically, book fairs with books no kid wants to read.
The end goal here is destroying all interest kids have in reading at all. Because people who enjoy reading often develop qualities like empathy and critical thinking.
www.salon.com/2023/12/02/k...
The end goal here is destroying all interest kids have in reading at all. Because people who enjoy reading often develop qualities like empathy and critical thinking.
www.salon.com/2023/12/02/k...
Kirk Cameron peddling conservative Christian alternative to Scholastic Book Fairs
In a video posted to X, Cameron proposes a new fair with vetted books absent of pornography and "race stuff"
www.salon.com
December 3, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Basically, book fairs with books no kid wants to read.
The end goal here is destroying all interest kids have in reading at all. Because people who enjoy reading often develop qualities like empathy and critical thinking.
www.salon.com/2023/12/02/k...
The end goal here is destroying all interest kids have in reading at all. Because people who enjoy reading often develop qualities like empathy and critical thinking.
www.salon.com/2023/12/02/k...
this is literally the most civil disagreement I think I've ever seen on the internet - like how do I go from being actually hate crimed over on \uD835\uDD4F to this on @bsky.app
No bother at all! I’m often worried my replies are misinterpreted so this is great for me 😆
December 3, 2023 at 2:27 PM
this is literally the most civil disagreement I think I've ever seen on the internet - like how do I go from being actually hate crimed over on \uD835\uDD4F to this on @bsky.app
fact: #sexworkers get what we want, when we want it. Not with like big things tho, no financial security, long term life satisfaction, lasting respect from society or anything like that... but when I go to a party wanting to get railed by the hottest stranger I can find, can I ever get shit done!
December 3, 2023 at 1:53 PM
fact: #sexworkers get what we want, when we want it. Not with like big things tho, no financial security, long term life satisfaction, lasting respect from society or anything like that... but when I go to a party wanting to get railed by the hottest stranger I can find, can I ever get shit done!
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If you can’t handle me at my M3GAN you don’t deserve me at my Annabelle.
December 3, 2023 at 12:48 PM
If you can’t handle me at my M3GAN you don’t deserve me at my Annabelle.
I'm calling these twats from now on, thanks @vampirebitch.bsky.social
December 3, 2023 at 12:48 PM
I'm calling these twats from now on, thanks @vampirebitch.bsky.social