Evil Wizard, Esq.
@evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social
Prosecutor by day, professor by night, writer by, uh, let’s go with twilight, reader and gamer when I probably should be sleeping. Highly upset at being currently stuck in this, the clearly worst timeline. Posts best read in the voice of Sterling Archer.
While I agree that the largest share of the blame is on the GOP, we’re still the only civilized nation on earth who let anyone own all the guns they want. It’s a disease, a sickness to think that “because America” is a good reason for that. The 2nd Amendment is barbaric and moronic.
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
While I agree that the largest share of the blame is on the GOP, we’re still the only civilized nation on earth who let anyone own all the guns they want. It’s a disease, a sickness to think that “because America” is a good reason for that. The 2nd Amendment is barbaric and moronic.
Imagine a black hole. A void, sucking in and destroying everything around it. Now imagine you can stop it if you just hate it enough. But it keeps sucking in the hate. So you have to hate HARDER. HATE it to DEATH.
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Imagine a black hole. A void, sucking in and destroying everything around it. Now imagine you can stop it if you just hate it enough. But it keeps sucking in the hate. So you have to hate HARDER. HATE it to DEATH.
As for “guilting you into stopping” that is neither my intent nor my expectation. Again, the guilt you supplied - don’t project that onto me.
Afraid that’s not how ad revenue and algorithms work. What you tell yourself in your heart isn’t relevant - you support them with your clicks and posts.
Afraid that’s not how ad revenue and algorithms work. What you tell yourself in your heart isn’t relevant - you support them with your clicks and posts.
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
As for “guilting you into stopping” that is neither my intent nor my expectation. Again, the guilt you supplied - don’t project that onto me.
Afraid that’s not how ad revenue and algorithms work. What you tell yourself in your heart isn’t relevant - you support them with your clicks and posts.
Afraid that’s not how ad revenue and algorithms work. What you tell yourself in your heart isn’t relevant - you support them with your clicks and posts.
Oh look - someone who doesn’t like the natural consequences of their own actions and what it says about them pointed out. Now I begin to understand why you feel that you fit in there. All I did is state facts. You supplied your own guilt. That should tell you something.
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oh look - someone who doesn’t like the natural consequences of their own actions and what it says about them pointed out. Now I begin to understand why you feel that you fit in there. All I did is state facts. You supplied your own guilt. That should tell you something.
Oh I think an awful lot of people said something, it’s just that the gross, bloated white underbelly of America either didn’t listen or didn’t care until they were personally affected.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh I think an awful lot of people said something, it’s just that the gross, bloated white underbelly of America either didn’t listen or didn’t care until they were personally affected.
I mean, religions aren’t generally known for being open to listening to differences of opinion. Ironic especially for the one that takes confessions.
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I mean, religions aren’t generally known for being open to listening to differences of opinion. Ironic especially for the one that takes confessions.
As a student of history, I say this in all seriousness and with due serious consideration: he is the most evil man to attain power in recorded history Yes, I know the other candidates that puts him past. Yes, he is worse than them. Because nothing they did is beyond him doing if paid to do it.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
As a student of history, I say this in all seriousness and with due serious consideration: he is the most evil man to attain power in recorded history Yes, I know the other candidates that puts him past. Yes, he is worse than them. Because nothing they did is beyond him doing if paid to do it.
This entire version of the GOP didn’t exist until a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11 combined with a bunch of jackoffs in tricornes calling themselves the Tea Party decided that the only way to protect American democracy was to kill with populist autocratic fascism. They’re a disgrace.
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This entire version of the GOP didn’t exist until a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11 combined with a bunch of jackoffs in tricornes calling themselves the Tea Party decided that the only way to protect American democracy was to kill with populist autocratic fascism. They’re a disgrace.
It’s almost as if he’s, oh I don’t know, a malignant narcissist that everyone with any training or experience in psychiatry or psychology or just basic observational skills tried to warn everyone that he was. And yet…here we are. Thanks, America. Well done. Well fucking done.
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It’s almost as if he’s, oh I don’t know, a malignant narcissist that everyone with any training or experience in psychiatry or psychology or just basic observational skills tried to warn everyone that he was. And yet…here we are. Thanks, America. Well done. Well fucking done.
So, I absolutely agree that he didn’t have the authority or permission to do this…but what is the end goal? It can’t be fixed. Ever. It was historic. You could make him pay to replicate it, but that’s all. He permanently destroyed a piece of our national history. There IS no punishment sufficient.
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So, I absolutely agree that he didn’t have the authority or permission to do this…but what is the end goal? It can’t be fixed. Ever. It was historic. You could make him pay to replicate it, but that’s all. He permanently destroyed a piece of our national history. There IS no punishment sufficient.
Think about this: the religious right, TPUSA and the Kult of KirK have so debauched and debased what passes for “Christianity” in this country that they have made the Catholic Church into “the good guys” of that world. The organization that ordered 8 Crusades. And the Inquisitions. Like…fuck.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Think about this: the religious right, TPUSA and the Kult of KirK have so debauched and debased what passes for “Christianity” in this country that they have made the Catholic Church into “the good guys” of that world. The organization that ordered 8 Crusades. And the Inquisitions. Like…fuck.
You seem to clearly get it then. In fact you not only get it, accurately summed it up in one sentence.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You seem to clearly get it then. In fact you not only get it, accurately summed it up in one sentence.
After quite a bit of consideration which made me more than a little nauseous, I have come to the reluctant conclusion that I think this may actually be an unfair insult to Tammy Faye Baker. Which I didn’t think was possible, but here we are, in the freshest hell of the worst timeline.
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
After quite a bit of consideration which made me more than a little nauseous, I have come to the reluctant conclusion that I think this may actually be an unfair insult to Tammy Faye Baker. Which I didn’t think was possible, but here we are, in the freshest hell of the worst timeline.
I think he means if taxes were collected on churches then there should be that limiting its uses, but like I said above…nah. Churches aren’t special, other than having a much higher than average rate of fraudulent business practices. So their taxes can go with everyone else’s.
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think he means if taxes were collected on churches then there should be that limiting its uses, but like I said above…nah. Churches aren’t special, other than having a much higher than average rate of fraudulent business practices. So their taxes can go with everyone else’s.
The Trump admin, their allies, their fans, their sycophants, their podcasters, their Musks, they all explicitly said “roads will go unpaved” and all sorts of shit if they didn’t get the result they wanted. This isn’t freedom or democracy. It’s totalitarianism. Pure and simple and evil as fuck.
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Trump admin, their allies, their fans, their sycophants, their podcasters, their Musks, they all explicitly said “roads will go unpaved” and all sorts of shit if they didn’t get the result they wanted. This isn’t freedom or democracy. It’s totalitarianism. Pure and simple and evil as fuck.
Look this is awful and as a lover of books, reading, stories, and everything else literacy-related I want to change it. But let’s face it: the old model won’t work. Any book we ask for a report on is just a Wikipedia search away for kids. Other than maybe having in class book clubs w/o WiFi…🤷
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Look this is awful and as a lover of books, reading, stories, and everything else literacy-related I want to change it. But let’s face it: the old model won’t work. Any book we ask for a report on is just a Wikipedia search away for kids. Other than maybe having in class book clubs w/o WiFi…🤷
Trump is in more photos with high school girls than most prom queens.
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Trump is in more photos with high school girls than most prom queens.
You should- ahem; I mean, “it sure would be awful if all of his fields and building spontaneously and simultaneously combusted, wouldn’t it? Just terrible.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You should- ahem; I mean, “it sure would be awful if all of his fields and building spontaneously and simultaneously combusted, wouldn’t it? Just terrible.”
Objectively more alive:
a man in a blue and white jacket is surrounded by women
ALT: a man in a blue and white jacket is surrounded by women
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December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Objectively more alive:
Hell, I believe Bill Clinton’s exact quote was “I’m definitely in them.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hell, I believe Bill Clinton’s exact quote was “I’m definitely in them.”
What he said: “Because I was an idiot.”
What he means: “Because I thought he would just go after blacks, Mexicans (which is my term for literally anyone of any vaguely brown persuasion), and liberals, not ME.”
The truth: He FAFO. Also, “was” is doing some heavy lifting about him being an idiot.
What he means: “Because I thought he would just go after blacks, Mexicans (which is my term for literally anyone of any vaguely brown persuasion), and liberals, not ME.”
The truth: He FAFO. Also, “was” is doing some heavy lifting about him being an idiot.
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What he said: “Because I was an idiot.”
What he means: “Because I thought he would just go after blacks, Mexicans (which is my term for literally anyone of any vaguely brown persuasion), and liberals, not ME.”
The truth: He FAFO. Also, “was” is doing some heavy lifting about him being an idiot.
What he means: “Because I thought he would just go after blacks, Mexicans (which is my term for literally anyone of any vaguely brown persuasion), and liberals, not ME.”
The truth: He FAFO. Also, “was” is doing some heavy lifting about him being an idiot.
So, just to be clear - you don’t care about the consequences of your posting there, it just makes you feel better.
By contributing and engaging on that platform, by driving their numbers and ads, you are supporting, enabling, and financing hate speech.
But it makes you feel better, so it’s ok?
By contributing and engaging on that platform, by driving their numbers and ads, you are supporting, enabling, and financing hate speech.
But it makes you feel better, so it’s ok?
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So, just to be clear - you don’t care about the consequences of your posting there, it just makes you feel better.
By contributing and engaging on that platform, by driving their numbers and ads, you are supporting, enabling, and financing hate speech.
But it makes you feel better, so it’s ok?
By contributing and engaging on that platform, by driving their numbers and ads, you are supporting, enabling, and financing hate speech.
But it makes you feel better, so it’s ok?
Plot twist: that’s actually Pennywise. Don’t worry, Donny - they all float there.
a clown holding a red balloon in his hand
ALT: a clown holding a red balloon in his hand
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December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Plot twist: that’s actually Pennywise. Don’t worry, Donny - they all float there.
Listen, and I mean this with all due respect to our non-US friends - why the fuck would you want to come here? Disney World? It’s not worth it. Have you seen us lately? I wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a holiday in the US. Literally any use of your tourism money is better. Even just burning it.
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Listen, and I mean this with all due respect to our non-US friends - why the fuck would you want to come here? Disney World? It’s not worth it. Have you seen us lately? I wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a holiday in the US. Literally any use of your tourism money is better. Even just burning it.
That’s the thing about fucking around too much with the justice system. EVERY federal judge is a lifetime appointee. And every now and then, a few take that to mean they have 1) a responsibility to hold government accountable and 2) the authority to do it without fear. They’re not all corrupt.
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That’s the thing about fucking around too much with the justice system. EVERY federal judge is a lifetime appointee. And every now and then, a few take that to mean they have 1) a responsibility to hold government accountable and 2) the authority to do it without fear. They’re not all corrupt.