Evil Wizard, Esq.
@evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social
Prosecutor by day, professor by night, writer by, uh, let’s go with twilight, reader and gamer when I probably should be sleeping. Highly upset at being currently stuck in this, the clearly worst timeline. Posts best read in the voice of Sterling Archer.
Objectively more qualified to run the Fed than any crony chosen by this cantaloupe-colored chucklefuck:
a wrestler wearing a yankees jersey makes a funny face
ALT: a wrestler wearing a yankees jersey makes a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Objectively more qualified to run the Fed than any crony chosen by this cantaloupe-colored chucklefuck:
“I’m a smart voice and should be listened to.” - necromantically-reanimated corpse of tangerine shitgoblin who was never smart, not even when his mom said he was, which she didn’t because she hated him.
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“I’m a smart voice and should be listened to.” - necromantically-reanimated corpse of tangerine shitgoblin who was never smart, not even when his mom said he was, which she didn’t because she hated him.
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
Remember when the GOP was the party of “small government is better, and no government is best?” Yeah, I don’t either. Because they never were. Oh they SAID it enough…but what they meant was “government they enriches us is better, and if it also fools the the idiot poors, that’s best!”
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Remember when the GOP was the party of “small government is better, and no government is best?” Yeah, I don’t either. Because they never were. Oh they SAID it enough…but what they meant was “government they enriches us is better, and if it also fools the the idiot poors, that’s best!”
You know, I feel like maybe, just possibly, Bob Iger isn't exactly the kind of neutral, uninterested third party who should be making this assessment.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Bob Iger: Disney’s OpenAI Deal “Does Not In Any Way” Threaten Creatives
The CEO suggested that Disney would prefer Paramount to prevail in the battle for Warner Bros. Discovery, citing Netflix's streaming dominance and the perilous state of movie theaters.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You know, I feel like maybe, just possibly, Bob Iger isn't exactly the kind of neutral, uninterested third party who should be making this assessment.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
It is important, and no, we can’t stop it. But I will say this: every single solitary person there who still considers themselves a “journalist” should quit. Immediately. No notice, no negotiated departure - just gone. And anyone that remains is telling you that they can and have been bought.
An important opinion piece, because it lays out the facts.
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www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It is important, and no, we can’t stop it. But I will say this: every single solitary person there who still considers themselves a “journalist” should quit. Immediately. No notice, no negotiated departure - just gone. And anyone that remains is telling you that they can and have been bought.
No, for real though…when you’re so bad at running the country that your only solution is “we gotta dumb down the population so far that they don’t even realize how badly we’re fucking this up” it’s time to close your eyes, spread your wings, and take flight…directly into a woodchipper.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No, for real though…when you’re so bad at running the country that your only solution is “we gotta dumb down the population so far that they don’t even realize how badly we’re fucking this up” it’s time to close your eyes, spread your wings, and take flight…directly into a woodchipper.
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You can close the comments and replace the writer’s bio with a list of “he totally did his research bro” all you want @nytimes.com - doesn’t change that you’re pushing a fake “crisis” gaslight.
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You can close the comments and replace the writer’s bio with a list of “he totally did his research bro” all you want @nytimes.com - doesn’t change that you’re pushing a fake “crisis” gaslight.
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
It’s ironic this chucklefuck shitgoblin is accepting a “peace prize” from the people who brought soccer hooliganism to the international stage. Like four drunk Irish lads should’ve burst onto the stage, headbutted him unconscious, taken the medal, and pissed on him before being dragged away.
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s ironic this chucklefuck shitgoblin is accepting a “peace prize” from the people who brought soccer hooliganism to the international stage. Like four drunk Irish lads should’ve burst onto the stage, headbutted him unconscious, taken the medal, and pissed on him before being dragged away.
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Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
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Forget about a third term for the orange shitgoblin, I’m pretty sure we’re about to enter the era of Emperor Netflix. Guess declaring corporations to be people was a little shortsighted. All hail the new corporate overlords.
Netflix announced that it is acquiring Warner Bros. Discovery’s film and television studios, HBO Max, and HBO in an $83 billion deal. trib.al/QedO78t
Netflix acquires Warner Bros. in $83 billion deal - The Boston Globe
The deal brings together two giants in the entertainment business.
trib.al
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Forget about a third term for the orange shitgoblin, I’m pretty sure we’re about to enter the era of Emperor Netflix. Guess declaring corporations to be people was a little shortsighted. All hail the new corporate overlords.
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Just a friendly reminder that if people really insisted on having what is clearly a corpse that just saw the worst taxidermist alive to be president…even then there were better options.
a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a blue and white jacket .
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a blue and white jacket .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just a friendly reminder that if people really insisted on having what is clearly a corpse that just saw the worst taxidermist alive to be president…even then there were better options.
Listen, I have to level with a segment of America. If you are thinking of beginning a sentence, any sentence, with “I spent X years working for Donald Trump and…” stop. Just stop. Unless the second half of that sentence is “…and I am now absolutely sure I will burn in hell” I don’t care. Fuck you.
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Listen, I have to level with a segment of America. If you are thinking of beginning a sentence, any sentence, with “I spent X years working for Donald Trump and…” stop. Just stop. Unless the second half of that sentence is “…and I am now absolutely sure I will burn in hell” I don’t care. Fuck you.
Does anyone else kinda think Pilsner Hogslob here looks kinda like Dolph Lundgren, if Dolph had grey hair and was, you know, a little white supremacist bitch? Or is it just me?
When they can't even quite get a coverup straight, you know they're engaged in one lnk.thebulwark.com/3KCnNX9
Lies, Coverup, and Videotape
Congress must thoroughly investigate the boat strikes.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Does anyone else kinda think Pilsner Hogslob here looks kinda like Dolph Lundgren, if Dolph had grey hair and was, you know, a little white supremacist bitch? Or is it just me?
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Someone asked me a good question on here. How do we stop ICE from violating our constitutional rights. We don't. Our local elected officials do that job. Our Governor, or Sheriffs our mayors, Police. They stop ICE. With force if necessary. That's how you stop ICE from pulling us out of our homes.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Someone asked me a good question on here. How do we stop ICE from violating our constitutional rights. We don't. Our local elected officials do that job. Our Governor, or Sheriffs our mayors, Police. They stop ICE. With force if necessary. That's how you stop ICE from pulling us out of our homes.
Yes. Unfortunately, this was a known factor even before he got elected LAST time and it stopped literally none of his supporters and enablers from continuing to prop him up.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yes. Unfortunately, this was a known factor even before he got elected LAST time and it stopped literally none of his supporters and enablers from continuing to prop him up.
Nice try, Pete Hegseth, but that domino mask isn’t fooling anyone.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nice try, Pete Hegseth, but that domino mask isn’t fooling anyone.
Hey, so I’ll admit that maybe someone has said this already, but does anyone else have a strong suspicion that one of the first targets the Fourth Reich is going to destroy in Venezuela is going to be that prison they’ve been illegally sending people to die in? Is it just me?
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hey, so I’ll admit that maybe someone has said this already, but does anyone else have a strong suspicion that one of the first targets the Fourth Reich is going to destroy in Venezuela is going to be that prison they’ve been illegally sending people to die in? Is it just me?
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
So, to clarify, he’s been bombing boats from Venezuela for weeks now to stop the drug trade…because he wants to prop up the Honduran drug trade? I was unaware that Honduran cocaine was less bad.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So, to clarify, he’s been bombing boats from Venezuela for weeks now to stop the drug trade…because he wants to prop up the Honduran drug trade? I was unaware that Honduran cocaine was less bad.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
First and foremost, my thoughts are with these two victims as well as their families.
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
First and foremost, my thoughts are with these two victims as well as their families.
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Pete Hegseth talking about “boy-friendly” places - or any child-friendly spaces - is rich considering (checks notes) his boss is in the Epstein files and was elected with support from multiple wealthy right-wing people suspected of various child sexual abuse crimes.
A report this week on the Defense Department's intention to sever the U.S. military's longtime partnership with Scouting America drew immediate pushback Tuesday, with the organization's top leader calling criticism uninformed.
Report of DOD intent to sever military’s longtime ties with Scouting organization met with sadness
An NPR report says the Pentagon will cease support of U.S. Scouting programs on stateside and overseas military bases.
www.stripes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Pete Hegseth talking about “boy-friendly” places - or any child-friendly spaces - is rich considering (checks notes) his boss is in the Epstein files and was elected with support from multiple wealthy right-wing people suspected of various child sexual abuse crimes.