the holidays are weird because why am
i so drunk at 6:30pm
i so drunk at 6:30pm
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the holidays are weird because why am
i so drunk at 6:30pm
i so drunk at 6:30pm
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{weakly} the darkness .. it's closing in... *abruptly gets up and brushes the dirt off my jeans* Yeah and who fucking cares. let's get it
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
{weakly} the darkness .. it's closing in... *abruptly gets up and brushes the dirt off my jeans* Yeah and who fucking cares. let's get it
everyday i get closer and closer to buzzing my head
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
everyday i get closer and closer to buzzing my head
what’s going on? i feel like everyone i know is having a collective break down right now? does this happen every year? is something going on with the moon?
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
what’s going on? i feel like everyone i know is having a collective break down right now? does this happen every year? is something going on with the moon?
dude in the work meeting looked over at me taking notes and stopped his train of thought to recommend i check out a website that only sells japanese pens/stationary. so if you were wondering why i prefer to work from home.
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
dude in the work meeting looked over at me taking notes and stopped his train of thought to recommend i check out a website that only sells japanese pens/stationary. so if you were wondering why i prefer to work from home.
acab includes every chunky suv i see out of the corner of my eye
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
acab includes every chunky suv i see out of the corner of my eye
doing laundry means dragging the cat around in the laundry basket yelling “BEEP BEEP CAT CAR”
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
doing laundry means dragging the cat around in the laundry basket yelling “BEEP BEEP CAT CAR”
me if i were a sweet bear: “as soon as i step on a crunchy leaf and feel a cool breeze i start stocking my den with beech nuts and loaves of french bread and wines and spices for mulling”
October 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
me if i were a sweet bear: “as soon as i step on a crunchy leaf and feel a cool breeze i start stocking my den with beech nuts and loaves of french bread and wines and spices for mulling”
i keep having this thing where i’m like “i miss twitter where can i dump my whimsical thoughts???” and then remember this place exists. hello.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i keep having this thing where i’m like “i miss twitter where can i dump my whimsical thoughts???” and then remember this place exists. hello.
got some film developed 🌝
July 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
got some film developed 🌝
i can hear 3 different kinds of frogs chirping and croaking out my window right now. that’s nice.
May 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i can hear 3 different kinds of frogs chirping and croaking out my window right now. that’s nice.
y’all i’m having like an out of body experience i’m like drinking beer in my hometown which is fully of like 21 year olds on their pre grad bar crawl and my high school bestie tending bar and showing me her like biblically accurate angel tummy tat 🥹
May 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
y’all i’m having like an out of body experience i’m like drinking beer in my hometown which is fully of like 21 year olds on their pre grad bar crawl and my high school bestie tending bar and showing me her like biblically accurate angel tummy tat 🥹
just know that when my camera is off during the meeting i am making frustrated faces when people are saying frustrating things
April 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
just know that when my camera is off during the meeting i am making frustrated faces when people are saying frustrating things
spotify is serving the kind of midwest emo that knows i drank the leftover beer on the table at the bar
April 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
spotify is serving the kind of midwest emo that knows i drank the leftover beer on the table at the bar
i’m waiting for a train and also i’m a person and so are you
April 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i’m waiting for a train and also i’m a person and so are you
we went to pick up our chinese food and the guy at the counter gave us an apple. idk what this means but it was sweet of him…
April 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
we went to pick up our chinese food and the guy at the counter gave us an apple. idk what this means but it was sweet of him…
i’m an adult i’m very nearly 30 but this is how i feel every time i get “Dressed Up” to “Go Out”
March 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i’m an adult i’m very nearly 30 but this is how i feel every time i get “Dressed Up” to “Go Out”
there’s a little animal living in my house 👀
March 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
there’s a little animal living in my house 👀
when i was a summer camp counselor the kids would yell “CAN I GET A GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU IN THE CHAT PLEASE” to each other from their tents and that shit still gives me hope
March 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
when i was a summer camp counselor the kids would yell “CAN I GET A GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU IN THE CHAT PLEASE” to each other from their tents and that shit still gives me hope
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Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear
August 19, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear
trying to convince my nervous system that i am just getting a haircut, not getting attacked by wolves
February 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
trying to convince my nervous system that i am just getting a haircut, not getting attacked by wolves
if you give a dog a backpack he’s going to ask for a pair of shorts
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
if you give a dog a backpack he’s going to ask for a pair of shorts
frogs are hamburgers
salamanders are hotdogs
salamanders are hotdogs
February 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
frogs are hamburgers
salamanders are hotdogs
salamanders are hotdogs
y’all! i’ve had a few glasses of wine and, seriously, i loVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL
💕💕💕💕 oops 💕
💕💕💕💕 oops 💕
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
y’all! i’ve had a few glasses of wine and, seriously, i loVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL
💕💕💕💕 oops 💕
💕💕💕💕 oops 💕
☁️ we are in my 2009 toyota scion. i am playing that song Institution (you know that one where the guy wanted a pepsi, just one pepsi) at full volume. the car windows are down because it’s summer-time. we are both screaming and laughing. you are having a great time and so am i. ☁️
February 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
☁️ we are in my 2009 toyota scion. i am playing that song Institution (you know that one where the guy wanted a pepsi, just one pepsi) at full volume. the car windows are down because it’s summer-time. we are both screaming and laughing. you are having a great time and so am i. ☁️