evil fizz
@evilfizz.bsky.social
Attorney, Army veteran, erstwhile feminist blogger, polite menace, etc.
Views are entirely my own.
Views are entirely my own.
I present my favorite holiday cookies: meringue mushrooms.
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I present my favorite holiday cookies: meringue mushrooms.
In case you’re curious:
June 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In case you’re curious:
Pork ramen in Kumamoto, Japan. One of my colleagues was chatting up the concierge at her hotel, and he sent us to a place with a line around the block at 1 am. I still dream about it.
April 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pork ramen in Kumamoto, Japan. One of my colleagues was chatting up the concierge at her hotel, and he sent us to a place with a line around the block at 1 am. I still dream about it.
I went to pick up my car from being serviced and there was an ice cream truck in the parking lot! It’s the little things.
March 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I went to pick up my car from being serviced and there was an ice cream truck in the parking lot! It’s the little things.
I can’t handle how appalling bad Google has become. I’m trying to watch a little bit of the NFL playoffs, so I search to see where it’s streaming.
January 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can’t handle how appalling bad Google has become. I’m trying to watch a little bit of the NFL playoffs, so I search to see where it’s streaming.
People who drive their cars like this should lose their license between October and April.
January 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
People who drive their cars like this should lose their license between October and April.
The Fizzlet likes to leave the past year behind rather emphatically.
January 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The Fizzlet likes to leave the past year behind rather emphatically.
When your LinkedIn suggestions fail to read the room in the most spectacular way possible.
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
When your LinkedIn suggestions fail to read the room in the most spectacular way possible.
My mother sent me a thank you card. As you’ll see, the content is completely irrelevant.
December 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
My mother sent me a thank you card. As you’ll see, the content is completely irrelevant.
This isn’t fucking whimsical. It’s horrifying.
November 13, 2024 at 3:40 PM
This isn’t fucking whimsical. It’s horrifying.
On a personal note, I’m crying.
October 11, 2024 at 6:53 PM
On a personal note, I’m crying.
I’ve also seen these as the grocery store, and honestly, I kind of wished for the sweet release of death.
March 2, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I’ve also seen these as the grocery store, and honestly, I kind of wished for the sweet release of death.
A tweet I have reused many times for the occasion:
January 23, 2024 at 1:47 AM
A tweet I have reused many times for the occasion:
Do you ever read something that perfectly distills what’s wrong with social media?
January 3, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Do you ever read something that perfectly distills what’s wrong with social media?
It’s a great night when someone makes you an espresso martini.
December 16, 2023 at 2:14 AM
It’s a great night when someone makes you an espresso martini.
I appreciated the contrast with the statement on the death of Jimmy Buffet.
December 1, 2023 at 1:31 AM
I appreciated the contrast with the statement on the death of Jimmy Buffet.
I ventured back Over there for this specific reason. I am so proud of you, Ohio!!
November 8, 2023 at 1:30 AM
I ventured back Over there for this specific reason. I am so proud of you, Ohio!!
My lunch was particularly photogenic today.
October 17, 2023 at 11:39 PM
My lunch was particularly photogenic today.
My favorite piece of swag, which I picked up at Apollycon last year:
October 1, 2023 at 11:46 PM
My favorite piece of swag, which I picked up at Apollycon last year:
As the news of a pending government shutdown looms
September 26, 2023 at 12:28 PM
As the news of a pending government shutdown looms