Fortunately, Lover Boy is just a nickname. His actual name (Loki) is suitable for mixed company.

This will be perfect, thank you!!

Yes, tawny.

Oooh! We are doing filet with Gorgonzola cream for Christmas dinner and I would love to have a cocktail option in addition to wine. Suggestions?

It’s like someone did shrooms at Versailles and thought, “I need to starting redecorating immediately!”

Making an appearance: the advocate for grocery store maraschino cherries, the dry vermouth enthusiast, and the guy who makes them with Crown Royal.

And those are the “helpful” comments!

Not every movie is for everyone, etc., but I’m taken aback at how awful I’m finding it.

Congratulations!! What a fabulous piece of news for you and your team!

“Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth,”” made me choke on my drink. I suppose saying “I got high and fixated on a leg warmer” would have been too honest.

Please say on! I have a rec for Sailor’s Delight but have not read it yet. Should I start elsewhere?