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Trust me the hot pink really changed the feel.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Mostly done with my conversions of Von Hynd Manor: Wherein is Told a Tale of Bloodshed and Diablerie. I pretty much just have the big boy left and then waiting a bit. I wanna go in to how I would use this book along side with the various rulesets.
Collapsed headers reading 5e B/X (Done) Fallen (waiting for 2e details) Hammers (Done) Liminal Horror (Done) MÖRK BORG (Done) Panic Engine (Done) Troika! (Done)
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Nah but in all seriousness the first week has been going well and we only need six more people to get fully funded. Here's an NPC description to wet your whistle for the most fucked up family in the alps.
A painting of a young man with a toothy grin and wild blond hair. below it reads Lukas The eldest son of Werner and Dora and heir to the estate. Violent and impulsive, even when in human form—the definition of a brash youth. His wolf form is solid black with piercing yellow eyes. Any appeal to his physical prowess he finds endearing. He is in poor standing with his mother and father after he impregnated his paternal cousin Katrina last year at a family ball. This caused his wife, and maternal cousin Catherine, to move back to Russia and stop returning his letters. Dora is the most upset as she arranged their marriage. He is trying, unsuccessfully, to convince his parents that it would be “perfectly fine” for him to marry both of his cousins.
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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It's been a week of me running my zimo kickstarter. I order to drum up hype I have made an appendix N bingo! I unfortunately didn't have that many inspirations for this so I fucked it up. www.kickstarter.com/projects/von...
A bingo card with "Dracula, Bram Stoker" in one corner and "Oder of the New Moon, Eduardo Valdés-Hevia & David Romero" in the opposite corner every single other space on the bingo card is free space
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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75% the way there!
A kickstarter sidebar reading $758 out of $1,000 raised by 27 backers with 23 days to go
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Part of this, has been leaning into randomization to make it so even on top of the ways different people will bring different desires. Each of these options is about making sure this toy isn't static, and each piece will interact with players and their characters in a different way.
10. Holding Cell A small jail cell. There is a 50% chance a human is being held in preparation for the bimonthly meal. Victims (1d4) 1) William the Traveling Englishman, see South woods encounters, entry 3. 2) Jean-Antoine de Cothique, a disowned son of a French noble family, who attempted to escape before paying Dora for her fortune telling. He has no dignity, begs like a dog. 3) Erika, a woman of Heivdorf so recently captured by the family that no one yet knows she is missing. She is part of the family who runs the inn, and was captured after she drunkenly stumbled out into the woods on the edge of town to pee alone. 4) Andrea, a woman offered up as payment by a Pomeranian noble family. She has no idea where she is and if she escapes her nerves will finally catch up with her, causing her to vomit in fear.
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Here as an example, there is a looming tragedy here that is almost certainly gonna appeal hard to people who are interested in emotional fallout, and there is a woman who poses a logistical issues of refusing to stop moving.
Daria: Longs to be reunited with her lover once she escapes. She does not know her fiance drowned himself in sorrow after she disappeared. Melania: A harp player forced to perform for the family. Her terror is so great that if freed, she runs without pause for two days.
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Working on conversions for Von Hynd Manor. Is a WIP sneak peak of the MÖRK BORG and Hammers versions.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/von...
Nature 1 May use an action to turn between human and wolf forms. Dora Human: HP 5, Morale 9, No Armor, As weapon. Foul Sorceress: Knows two foul enchantments, and must test Presence(3) DR 12 to use. Chains of Hell: Immobilizes one target for Presence+1d4 rounds. Hymn of Wrath: One target is overcome with rage, attacking the nearest creature only snapping out of it when suffering a minimum damage roll. Blacktongued Prophet: Predict future actions, Armor increases by 1 rank for each round in combat. Wolf: HP 15, Morale 9, Thick Fur 1d4, Rending Jaws d8. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Hiedi Human: HP 4, Morale 6, No Armor, As weapon. Wolf: HP 12, Morale 8, Thick Fur 1d4, Droolsoaked Fangs d6. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Lukas Human: HP 4, Morale 12, No Armor, As weapon. Wolf: HP 12, Morale 12, Thick Fur d4, Slavering Maw d6. Rip and Tear: Each consecutive attack inflicts +d4 damage. Hunger: Will always consume a corpse. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Werner Human: HP 12, Morale 9, No Armor, As weapon. Wolf: HP 30, Morale 10, Thick Fur 1d4, Savage Chomp d8. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Oma Human: HP 2, Morale 11, No Armor, As weapon-1. Wolf: HP 48, Morale 12, Iron Fur 1d8, Doomsday Bite 2d8. Iron Jaws: Once comped down Oma does not let go until dead, roll 1d6; 1 Head, 2-4 Arm, 5-6 Leg. Strength DR 16 to rip off own limb to escape, suffering 1d6 damage. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Nature 1 May use an action to turn between human and wolf forms. Dora Human: AC 3, HD 1, Att As Weapon, MC 12, SV 10. Foul Sorceress: Knows three fowl enchantments. Binding: Save at -2. Failed save immobilizes and levitates a Hammer a few inches above the ground. Hammer may save again every subsequent round. Lucid Nightmare: Save or the Hammer views themselves as transported to an icy hellish void, seeing fellow Hammers as attacking demons, and not seeing the family members. Minor Precognition: Focuses on a Hammer, the player must declare their next action and may not deviate. Wolf: AC 8, HD 4, Att 1×Bite(as Mace), MC 24, SV 6. Silver Weakness: +2 to damage rolls with silver weapons. Hiedi Human: AC 3, HD 1, Att As Weapon, MC 12, SV 10. Wolf: AC 8, HD 3, Att 1×Bite(as Club), MC 24, SV 7. Silver Weakness: +2 to damage rolls with silver weapons. Lukas Human: AC 3, HD 1, Att As Weapon, MC 12, SV 10. Wolf: AC 8, HD 3, Att 1×Bite(as Hammer), MC 24, SV 7. Bloodlust: Damage rolls of 6+ allow Lukas to make another bite attack. Hunger: Must save to avoid dropping all tasks and feasting upon a corpse. Silver Weakness: +2 to damage rolls with silver weapons. Werner Human: AC 3, HD 2, Att As Weapon, MC 12, SV 10. Wolf: AC 8, HD 5, Att 1×Bite(as Flail), MC 24, SV 5. Silver Weakness: +2 to damage rolls with silver weapons. Oma Human: AC 3, HD 1, Att As Weapon-1, MC 6, SV 13. Wolf: AC 9, HD 8*, Att 1×Bite(as Handgonne), MC 30, SV 3. Overwhelming Force: On auto hits and boxcars, roll 2d6, 1-3 removes the head, 5-8 removes an arm, 9+ removes a leg. Silver Weakness: +2 to damage rolls with silver weapons.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Working on a very slight hex crawl of the Ghost-Fields
A box labeled 02.02 with hand written text reading The Unearthly Gove Ravens choke the pines surrounding an ancient stone platform. On a full moon resurrection magic works.
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Over half way!
A Kickstarter funding bar showing 20 backers, 508 dollars pledged out of 100, and 26 days to go
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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A Muni ticket station malfunctioning, only showing a blue screen and the logo for Windows Embedded Standard
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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As part of the campaign a bunch of stat blocks are gonna be made for all the family members and eventually these stat blocks will be added to the digital version of the game of course. There are so many people I am not associated with, but I hope this can mean it will be easier to get to your tables
Add-ons As a special part of the print run, statistics for various roleplaying games can be purchased as add-ons in hopes that can speed up getting the family to your table. Systems supported include: 5e, B/X, Fallen, Hammers, Liminal Horror, MORK BÖRG, Panic Engine, and Troika! Von Hynd Manor: Wherein is Told A Tale of Bloodshed and Diablerie is an independent production of Stella Condrey with no association with, Tuesday Knight Games, Ockult Örtmästare Games, Stockholm Kartell, The Melsonian Arts Counsel, or Goblin Archives LLC.
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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It is officially live! If you want to pickup my gothic horror micro-setting and have it in your hand now is the chance. #ttrpg #zimo2026 www.kickstarter.com/projects/von...
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Pig day 1, week 1, month 1.
A bright and shiny lemon pig made with cloves and toothpicks. A nickel sits firmly in it's mouth The same pig but slightly dulled and browning. The pig totally dried out, orange and brown. The mouth has opened up and the coin now sits on the microwave in front of the pig. Even the cloves seem to pop out at this point
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Plaintext ave nox printed out. I'm gonna go get a hole punch tomorrow and put this bad boy in a three ring binder. @feralcharlie.bsky.social @alexcoggon.bsky.social
A stack of papers. The top paper reads The Grand Courtyard - A with sub sections labeled hollow market, creation mural, and vast hill
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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2018 Medieval Times USB drive controversy In 2018, former Gearbox lawyer Wade Callender filed a lawsuit against Pitchford,[33] that alleged that Pitchford had left a USB drive containing sensitive Gearbox information and "child pornography" at a Medieval Times in 2014.[34][35] Pitchford clarified that the pornographic film on the USB drive was not child pornography and stated that he had saved the pornography for the purposes of studying a sexual act performed by the female actress that he claimed to be similar to a "magic trick".[33][36] Gearbox said they would file a grievance with the State Bar of Texas against Callender for "filing a lawsuit that includes accusations that he knows to be untrue".[34][35] An August 2019 filing further alleged Pitchford and his employers of contempt.[37] In October 2019, both sides announced that the lawsuit had been dropped, and a joint statement by the parties called the issue a misunderstanding, and further stated that Pitchford had been exonerated.[38]
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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I don't think it leads to as complete of a story mind you but I think it's going in the right direction. But you can get stuff like insights into the collapse religion of the ghost-fields or some other stuff that is just like a brief insight into a personal tragedy.
Medium’s Mask – A wooden death mask with three eyes and ears, and an impassive expression. It is heavy as stone and seems to whisper. When worn, the wielder has the ability to talk with and understand spirits. Additionally, they may touch and interact with incorporeal entities as if they were made of flesh. An ancient thing, used by the old seers and diviners of the Ghost-Fields. Used to help guide the dead or grant them a final farewell.
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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More and more people are saying this. @chrispwolf.bsky.social speaks the truth. You should read The Black God's Kiss by C.L. Moore.
chrispwolf "Just read Black God's Kiss after seeing you post about it and holy shit so good"
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Starting February I am launching a crowd funding campaign for a gothic horror zine I wrote about werewolves. Get ready. #zimo2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/von...
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Thinking about those quote from my friend Ciara a lot.
A sticker on a water bottle reading white text overlaid atop black wolf teeth and a red background read "The Raw Meat and River Water gives me PROPHETIC VISIONS" below in smaller lower case text it reads "thinking adventures"
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Some promo images for campaigns for the S.F. F.O.G. Club up on Instagram. I don't much care for the platform but a friend pointed out it might be one of the best places to advertise local events online.
A mural of a giant man with a sun for a head lording over droves of workers in a city. Small black letter text reads "Something ancient lurks below the surface of the Ghost-Fields. It's festering in the darkness. Some day it started rotting the second it was born." Painted letters reading "AVE NOX" sit atop a solar face defaced with it's eyes and mouth crossed out. "Join the S.F. F.O.G. Club for Ave Caligo, our Ave Nox campaign." The famous David Trampier lich illustration. A skeleton with a jeweled crown shrouded in supernatural darkness, eyes with a malevolent glow as bony claws twist towards the viewer. It is captioned "Greyhawk" "A world of dark sword & sorcery in the ruins of empires long dead festing underground" "Join the S.F. F.O.G Club for a Greyhawk AD&D 1e campaign"
January 23, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Bathtub review: see how the water is color coded so you can tell what's aquatic and what's not? That's good layout. You wouldn't even be able to need how to read to understand this.
The top of a bathtub and tiled wall. The water has been dyed aqua blue
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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a youtube video from 6 years ago with a white guy eating noodles and a shocked chinese woman in the thumbnail entiled Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Chinese, Shocks Patrons and Staff A youtube video showing the same white guy in the thumbnail mostly naked covered in suds prone on a massage bench, an old man without a shirt vigorously rubs his back. It is entitled I got SLAPPED at a Turkish Mammam
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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No goon cave for me, no sir. I've got one of these
The outside of a train, helpfully labeled with a worn sticker saying "jacking pad"
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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I've been thinking about how fun it would be to have a local gaming community and I have decided to be the change I wanna see in the world. I am gonna try to start a club for people who wanna play dungeon crawlers in San Francisco. I am gonna print out these posters and put them about the city soon.
A poster advertising the S.F. F.O.G. Club or the San Francisco Fantasy Oldschool Games Club. An illustration showing a woman in chainmail with a spear with a man wrapped around her leg. It reads "DIY & Indie Adventures Await! No Experience Required!" "Delve Dungeons! Defeat Dragons! Old D&D, Cairn, MORK BÖRG Insane Houserules, ALL WELCOME Find new games, make new friends, just bring a good attitude and good snacks!" "Organizing Online at: discord.gg/Eczu7CfFfB" with a qr code leading to the same discord server
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM