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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer
@evilgoblin.wedding
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The people are divided
Me saying "approaching my coworkers and asking them if they think ghouls are wet or dry. It's just G responds "Dry clearly" Anthony D. Herrera says "They're wet obviously"
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Power user detected. You average one post every 20 minutes for weeks on end.
the above post with a warning warning users that she "Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday"
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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A close up of my upper face, eyes turned towards the side my bangs unkept with the telltale signs of hat hair
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Look at this people should be paid to have hair like this.
A man in a fancy suit resting upon a guitar. He is smiling from underneath a thick moustache. His hair is a massive mane entirely covering any indication of ears, a perfect dome. Magnificent.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Enter into my orb realm.
A photo of me wearing a visor that entirely covers my face. Perfectly round and profoundly reflective.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
evilgoblin.wedding
Hey @lukegearing.bsky.social what do you think of this dolphin?
An Amazonian river dolphin, a lumpy creature pink and tender on the underside and grey where the sun hits it's skin. It emerges from the water just a head and sausage like body
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Yeah that's because it's a custom labeler I subscribed to.
The above post but with the label warning me vapor light has posted more than 50 times yesterday.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Hey I released a small gothic horror module recently and I'm still itch funding a print run! If you have getting invited to the worst family on earth for dinner on the mind this might be for you.
500poundsofnothing.itch.io/vhm-expanded
A black white and red portrait of a well built man in the clothes of an 18th century noble. Half of his face masked in shadows, his eye still gleaming through the blackness. Strange eye like shapes float in a void behind him. On the frame of the portrait a wolf bites into the spine of a deer. A red black and white digital painting of a woman with a strange fleshy texture. She holds a hooked scepter in an arm she rests atop of a skull. She is dressed in the clothes of powerful nobility and sits in front of a strange dreamlike landscape of flowers and trees A digital painting of a young woman in a flowing white dress, however her anatomy is wrong. Her neck sits at an odd angle, her ears sharpened slightly, her eyes small and canine, her jaw however marks her the most as different. It is elongated, snoutlike, her lips stretching backwards to where they would start on a normal skull. In front of her stands a rabbit. Behind her, mostly concealed by darkness, stalks a wolf. A black and red digital painting of a young man with unkempt hair and a toothy grin. He is in the accoutrements of a Napoleonic era noble with a strange abstract porous background.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I'm doing my part.
Development and Copyediting: Dr. Matthew K. Illustrations: Annika Krein Writing, Layout, and Cartography: Stella Condrey
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Dumbass MacDipshit @rigamarock.bsky.social A labeler warning saying "posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday" Fucking owned
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz A labeler warning saying "Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday"
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Why did this happen to me?! What did I do wrong!
A man in work clothes getting attacked by the xenomorph, a creature of strange sensuality and horrid cutting edges, as he is seemingly lifted off his feet in a room drenched in condensation and draped with chains
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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A bookshelf that is mostly full with the books dungeon denizens, X-Crawl Classics, Hull Breach, and Ryuutama
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Hey everyone I'm the normal smiler I just wanted to smile at your normally for this photo
An old Playgirl ad with a man with shoulder length brown hair and bangs giving an awkward facial expression as he poses nude covering anything obscene with his electric guitar
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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*Huey Lewis and the News voice* The Power of Lunch
A discarded newspaper with an article titled The Power of Lunch
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I'm planning on undertaking deeply evil acts.
An extreme close up of a white woman in makeup making a face with a strange emotion about it. Lips pursed in seeming disgust or contempt but eyes vacant.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I demand audience with @pmkierstarmer.bsky.social. I have the money to make it worth your time.
A ten pound bank note bearing the face of the very dead former queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor.
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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This entire family is scheming and it great, a friend ran this in OD&D and the players accidentally kidnapped Lukas trying to get Jakob and tried to bargain his life with Oma. Someone else ran it as a modern special ops game and got blackmailed by Heidi to help her escape once he was caught snooping
A collection of three portraits and an empty frame. From left to right we have a young woman with a distended and wolf like jaw, sharp ears, and strange eyes. A young man with messy hair and a smug toothy grin. Finally an old woman in an elaborate headdress holding a cane with a wolf's head. Heidi The middle child and most beastly of the family. Even in human form her jaw is distended and snout-like. Her wolf form is of average size with grey fur. Appeals to her beauty and charm are her biggest weakness. Unbeknownst to her parents she bides her time until she can run away. She wishes to roam the countryside in her human form, something her loathsome parents forbid due to worries that she would reveal their secret to the greater public. Lukas The eldest son of Werner and Dora and heir to the estate. Violent and impulsive, even when in human form—the definition of a brash youth. His wolf form is solid black with piercing yellow eyes. Any appeal to his physical prowess he finds endearing. He is in poor standing with his mother and father after he impregnated his paternal cousin Katrina last year at a family ball. This caused his wife, and maternal cousin Catherine, to move back to Russia and stop returning his letters. Dora is the most upset as she arranged their marriage. He is trying, unsuccessfully, to convince his parents that it would be “perfectly fine” for him to marry both of his cousins. Oma The grand matriarch of the family. Everyone listens to her. In human form she walks with a cane, but as a wolf, she is the largest and strongest, with grey fur. Appeals to her high upbringing work wonders. She loathes Lukas and plans to kill him with a little “accident.” She is more than willing to frame a convenient outsider. Jacob The baby. He is far too young to be much of anything except nobility
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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What's up with the messaging this time around.
An email from James Carville saying "I'm gonna be straight with you" followed by an image of a grey alien doll above high rises captions "ALIENS ARE REAL STOP PAYING RENT" and then the text continues "Folks, I'm gonna be straight with you."
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
evilgoblin.wedding
Thinking about the 40oz denim jeans again.
10 pairs of deep navy blue jeans arranged into a triangle, they are so stuff has to all stand up on their own.
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Saw some really funny TV. Check out more of this fella's work if you get th chance.
Me pointing at white text on a black screen that is too blurry to read
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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See what's up with the most fucked up family that enlightenment era Bavaria can provide.
A painting of a young man with a toothy grin and wild blond hair. below it reads Lukas The eldest son of Werner and Dora and heir to the estate. Violent and impulsive, even when in human form—the definition of a brash youth. His wolf form is solid black with piercing yellow eyes. Any appeal to his physical prowess he finds endearing. He is in poor standing with his mother and father after he impregnated his paternal cousin Katrina last year at a family ball. This caused his wife, and maternal cousin Catherine, to move back to Russia and stop returning his letters. Dora is the most upset as she arranged their marriage. He is trying, unsuccessfully, to convince his parents that it would be “perfectly fine” for him to marry both of his cousins.
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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A kraft brand easy cheese spray cheese bottle, it's well lit and reflective over a featureless black background. Cheese erupts from the nozzle, glistening in the light as the intricate pattern of ribbons create shadows
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Get ready for Halloween. Tomorrow I release my second RPG zine of the month.
A snarling wolf facing skyward. The background transitioning from white to red in a scratchy pattern. Above in bold angular letters reads von Hynd Manor wherein is told a tale of bloodshed and diablerie
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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An old white man in military attire captioned a naked girl will get sent 500 dick picks let's see how many veterans can get
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM