Should have accused them of being protestant.

Switch to metric and outlaw Christmas in one fell swoop.

I don't typically write explicitly queer things for my RPGs as I feel like I don't have much of interest to say on the subject. But it felt powerful and vital to write Queer Horror. 500poundsofnothing.itch.io/escape-from-...

This has a really weird authorial voice for a wikipedia article. You also picking up on that?

Them being Greek Orthodox instead of Bavaria Catholics will ruin the balance (God is more willing to answer the requests of the Orthodox). So if something bad happens then you know why.

If you do end up playing von Hynd you know me to be eager for play reports.

They gotta make a rail ferry star ferry. Put you on a train, put the train on a boat, put the boat in a space ship. And hope the events of alien don't happen to you.

Get on a train, the train gets on a boat, the trains gets off the boat, you get off the train.

One time my dad was giving me the talk after I had already been through multiple sex ed classes in school and he opened it up for questions, and me being a little shit asked him as saccharinely as I could "Dad... where was I conceived?" and he couldn't remember except for it being on a couch.

There is only a 1 in 400 chance of that happening. Seems unlikely to me.

If I was the kind of person who touched computers I'd make a browser extension that changed all instances of York to Donk. New Donk City, Donkshire Terrier, Thom Donke

When I was at work this week a drunken vip kept offering me his IPA and I had to keep turning him down saying I wish I could drink on the job. I resisted the urge to call it woke that I couldn't.