EviLincoln
@evilincoln.bsky.social
This is the section where I put a little about myself. There are various adjectives, nouns and even some verbs that would adequately describe who I am. Profile pic is accurate.
I bet Santa sees some really messed up stuff. Same with that creepy little elf.
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I bet Santa sees some really messed up stuff. Same with that creepy little elf.
"Later on we'll conspire by the fire"
And you know it's a good conspiracy, because they don't mention a word again about it in the rest of the song.
And you know it's a good conspiracy, because they don't mention a word again about it in the rest of the song.
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Later on we'll conspire by the fire"
And you know it's a good conspiracy, because they don't mention a word again about it in the rest of the song.
And you know it's a good conspiracy, because they don't mention a word again about it in the rest of the song.
I'll put the mistletoe on my belt! Such a foolproof plan, surprised no one has thought of it before.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'll put the mistletoe on my belt! Such a foolproof plan, surprised no one has thought of it before.
I know my kids have more than 2 or 3 pencils. That makes me communist now, I guess.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I know my kids have more than 2 or 3 pencils. That makes me communist now, I guess.
Maybe it's just me but the Gen X, "Don't you remember these products/sporting events" propaganda is really ramping up?
Yeah things aren't great now, but the whole looking back longingly just doesn't seem to be collectively healthy.
Yeah things aren't great now, but the whole looking back longingly just doesn't seem to be collectively healthy.
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Maybe it's just me but the Gen X, "Don't you remember these products/sporting events" propaganda is really ramping up?
Yeah things aren't great now, but the whole looking back longingly just doesn't seem to be collectively healthy.
Yeah things aren't great now, but the whole looking back longingly just doesn't seem to be collectively healthy.
If anyone has a name for a bowling team, it would be appreciated
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If anyone has a name for a bowling team, it would be appreciated
This year for the office white elephant gift exchange, I'm getting high and grabbing whatever unopened stuff I come upon into a box.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This year for the office white elephant gift exchange, I'm getting high and grabbing whatever unopened stuff I come upon into a box.
Can't wait to see this year's batch of turkey fryer accident videos!
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can't wait to see this year's batch of turkey fryer accident videos!
Will you look at all that symbolism about to overflow.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Will you look at all that symbolism about to overflow.
That's going to be the photo that changes America right there folks.
Watch as the right wing nutters will be suddenly down with man on man action.
Watch as the right wing nutters will be suddenly down with man on man action.
Mark Epstein asked Jeffrey Epstein in an email to ask Steve Bannon if Vladimir Putin has "the photos of Trump blowing Bubba."
Donald Trump ‘Blowing Bubba’ Message in Epstein Emails Under Scrutiny
www.newsweek.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That's going to be the photo that changes America right there folks.
Watch as the right wing nutters will be suddenly down with man on man action.
Watch as the right wing nutters will be suddenly down with man on man action.
It's ramping up again
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It's ramping up again
You can't really see it with the naked eye, but still cool.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You can't really see it with the naked eye, but still cool.
I don't see any colored lights
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I don't see any colored lights
Grape Nuts is the cereal that makes you earn it
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Grape Nuts is the cereal that makes you earn it
November full moon and there are still crickets and tree frogs singing
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November full moon and there are still crickets and tree frogs singing
A quote from Eugene Debs?
Daaaaaaaamn
Daaaaaaaamn
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
A quote from Eugene Debs?
Daaaaaaaamn
Daaaaaaaamn
Watching the local election results to see if the political winds will somehow to align and prevent a wastewater treatment plant from being built.
I got a bad feeling about this.
I got a bad feeling about this.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Watching the local election results to see if the political winds will somehow to align and prevent a wastewater treatment plant from being built.
I got a bad feeling about this.
I got a bad feeling about this.
"I'll be seeing you again, in hell"
I think the Misfits summarize my feelings about Dick Cheney
I think the Misfits summarize my feelings about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"I'll be seeing you again, in hell"
I think the Misfits summarize my feelings about Dick Cheney
I think the Misfits summarize my feelings about Dick Cheney
So how much of the US Military can I get if I "donate" say $5,000?
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So how much of the US Military can I get if I "donate" say $5,000?
It was empty, I checked
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It was empty, I checked
I'm laying $50 they didn't do an asbestos inspection before starting demo, let alone abatement.
Hope the white house likes lawsuits!
Hope the white house likes lawsuits!
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'm laying $50 they didn't do an asbestos inspection before starting demo, let alone abatement.
Hope the white house likes lawsuits!
Hope the white house likes lawsuits!
It's gonna have a weathered tarp over the demo area by Christmas.
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It's gonna have a weathered tarp over the demo area by Christmas.
Ever walk into a room and, unironically, notice the carpet doesn't match the drapes?
Also that phrase is pretty much the only time you hear the word drapes anymore.
Also that phrase is pretty much the only time you hear the word drapes anymore.
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ever walk into a room and, unironically, notice the carpet doesn't match the drapes?
Also that phrase is pretty much the only time you hear the word drapes anymore.
Also that phrase is pretty much the only time you hear the word drapes anymore.
No one saw the perfect crime
I can't wait, til the next time
I can't wait, til the next time
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
No one saw the perfect crime
I can't wait, til the next time
I can't wait, til the next time
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